My doctor told me to stop getting baked and loafing around

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cobysev@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 107d (7 replies)

For the few who don't get the joke, "pain" is French for "bread."

chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 107d (2 replies)

Thank you. I kept reading it over and over thinking I was an idiot. Turns out I just don't know French.

I might still be an idiot, though. Jury is still out.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 107d

I might be an idiot too, but I know French and didn't get it. I think mostly because the image is low res and those "legs" look like rawhide bones for dogs imo

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d

oh, we vote guilty. not sure on what, but we vote guilty. where is our free jury coffee and bagel? guilty on that too!

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d

I knew that and still would've never gotten it. I thought these were dog bones.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 106d (2 replies)

for those who still don't get it, what you're looking at is baguettes stuck into shoes

chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 106d (1 reply)

For those who still don't get it, people usually put shoes on their feet - not bread.

tomi000@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 106d

For those who still dont get it, only apples keep doctors away bread doesnt.

digger@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 107d (3 replies)

Bread puns never get stale.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Thanks, you guys are making me feel a little less crummy.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 107d

They do get crusty though.

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 17 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Hon, hon, hon

snoons@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 107d

Nice. Fr.

becausechemistry@piefed.social · 15 pts · 107d (4 replies)

What is the benefit of including the reply in this screenshot?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 107d (3 replies)

There is none, but I didn't feel like cropping it.

Lumisal@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 106d (1 reply)

Here it is, freshly baked cropped

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d

I am so high, I can hear heaven.

becausechemistry@piefed.social · 4 pts · 107d

Fair

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 107d (2 replies)

He tried to come up with more bread puns

Butty couldn't think of any

toynbee@piefed.social · 1 pts · 107d
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SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 107d

Donut even try

kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d

First of all, you're holding all your weight on your heels

Trex202@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d (7 replies)

My wife is a pain in the ass 😏

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 107d (3 replies)

You've gotta butter her up a little.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 107d (2 replies)

That's the whole grain truth

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 107d (1 reply)

You're on a roll!

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 107d

It's the yeast of their problems!

toynbee@piefed.social · 5 pts · 107d (2 replies)

If it's in the ass, you haven't bread properly.

Trex202@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 107d (1 reply)

Yeah, it's definitely a non-starter

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 106d

I ain't sour doe

😬

mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 107d

You look just like my Brotherr.

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 107d

silly sober, weed gets you baked