The new US passport design looks great

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daannii@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 106d (2 replies)

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d

Two presidents in that picture

JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 104d

The pubes are drawn way too low on that

Bullerfar@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 106d (10 replies)

I hope this is a joke

bitchkat@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 105d (5 replies)

Unfortunately not. The only good thing is that it's a "limited edition" that you have to ask for and probably pay extra for.

I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 105d (1 reply)

This particular post IS a joke though, as that is not the picture they will be using.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 105d

I assumed the image was created by AI like everything else nowadays.

Omgpwnies@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 105d

Wonder how much he's charging for the use of his picture and signature

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 105d

The Grift of it...

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 104d

"probably"

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 7 pts · 106d (2 replies)

I hope it's not :D

Casterial@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 105d (1 reply)

The dudes ego is so vast. F-47 was approved because Boeing knew calling it that would immediately have him sign on, thewe have the deprecated Trump class that'll cost us billions and be useless in the navy, and then we have Trump slapping his signature and name everywhere like he's some goddamn king.

He can truly fuck off. Legacy presidents have a legacy, his will be a clown show who made our debt exponentially worse for no reason.

ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org · 3 pts · 105d

He made everything worse for no other reason than his own benefit and ego.
People die just because of him and he doesn't care.

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 105d

This is not the actual graphic, and not all passports are getting Trump’s face on them. BBC says that these “commemorative” passports will be a limited run available only through the Washington passport bureau.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr5pn1ngerpo

RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 105d (3 replies)

LMAO his eyes are pointing in two different directions

Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 105d

That's because he just shit himself again.

mimavox@piefed.social · 8 pts · 105d (1 reply)

Put Kash Patel right in front of him, and they won't be able to see each other.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 104d

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 105d

Nah, use this one

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 105d (1 reply)

So, I actually think this is a great idea.

Hear me out: it’s a “limited edition”, available only through the Washington, DC passport bureau:

The anniversary passports will be available only in person at the Washington Passport Agency for American citizens applying for a new identification document, while supplies last, according to the State Department.

Basically, all this will do is self-identify chuds at customs when they travel to other countries (I mean, if they even travel, because ‘MURICUH IS SO SUPER GREAT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO). Who knows, maybe in the future, other countries will consider this “defaced” passport to be invalid and deny these self-identifying problematically racist and fascist people entry. Customs agents in any country generally have pretty broad discretionary leeway to tell people to fuck off.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 105d

why would you even want to?

Its an international public service. How would the rest of the world begin to understand that the US Dollar is the only necessary form of money without them? They'd just carry on using their monopoly money that doesnt even look like money and doesnt even have George Washington on it

daannii@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 105d (1 reply)

He's got a janky eye in the picture. Maybe a stroke 🤞

osanna@lemmy.vg · 3 pts · 105d

one can hope.

Actually, I hope he gets locked in syndrome.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 106d

That's just for now.

Next change will be the name: Trumpistan.

FatVegan@leminal.space · 7 pts · 105d

Did you bring your passport pedoport?

_g_be@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 105d

🫪

osanna@lemmy.vg · 6 pts · 105d (1 reply)

King Diaper Donvict on all passports!

BorgDrone@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 105d

I heard the Dementia Don passport gives you priority at customs when you travel to Epstein Island.

Grimy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 106d (22 replies)

Casterial@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 105d

This is why your RAM and storage and consoles cost x2++ 🤣🤣

TachyonTele@piefed.social · 3 pts · 105d

I think it's funny

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d (19 replies)

Fucking Ai slop 🤮

It’s always politics and religion with the Ai tech bros. Fucking disgusting

Grimy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d (18 replies)

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 105d (17 replies)

Grimy@lemmy.world · -16 pts · 105d (16 replies)

It's nice to see that the media trained you well but I don't actually care about your opinion. Stay mad tho.

That's what the thumbs up in the image is about. No one gives a fuck about your little tantrum.

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 105d (1 reply)

Yes I do. Fuck your AI slop!

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 105d (13 replies)

How many tokens did you waste getting your bot to spit out something remotely human sounding lol

Touch grass instead of degrading your cognitive abilities with Ai slop and maybe one day a real human will want to talk to you too.

Grimy@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 105d (12 replies)

Did AI kill your parents or something? Tell you what, I'll waste some image tokens on every reply just to keep you engaged.

BroBot9000@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 105d

Bwahahahaha dance monkey dance!!! Entertain me some more Monkey boy!! 👏 👏 👏

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 105d

Too Soon

newton@feddit.online · 3 pts · 106d

He sucks on ?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 103d

Put his mugshot on it. Put his mugshot everywhere. In the history books. On every news report about him. On things that are completely unrelated.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 104d

THAT'S the picture they used? They couldn't find a photo where he wasn't running his big yap?

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 105d

He's looking at you kid.....
And you also....
Yeah, you, in the blue jeans, that's right off in the distance eating a Twinkie. Bring that fucking Twinkie! He wants your Twinkie!