Power is indeed the last thing to go but the peekaboo style requires a lot of explosiveness and athleticism. It's hard to keep that up with old age. I do think he could've done better but not as much as a lot of people think. There were definitely some secret clauses or something.
I think the combination of weighted gloves, exhibition match and not in Tyson's prime did this. The ambition is what makes people fight harder. Tyson got paid the moment he got in the ring. There was no incentive to knock Paul's head off (as much as we would've loved to have seen it.)
Tyson was an animal during his prime because he was also trying for heavyweight champion or defending it.
Weighted gloves make the hits slower and don't allow for hits as hard as there could have been.
Paul recently fought someone who is still in his prime, and what happened? The jaw break seen around the world.
Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.
I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.
Considering I don't know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I'm just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.
I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long
I know for a fact that I can survive a minute in the ring with Mike Tyson. In fact, I bet I could last 5 minutes. Or 10. However long I can pretend to have problems at the ring corner with my team before I concede.
79 Comments
Passerby6497@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 109d
I only get 1 min either way
errer@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 109d
I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 109d
I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.
How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 109d
It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 15 pts · 109d
Tyson is like 70 dude.
scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 109d
Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 108d
Power is indeed the last thing to go but the peekaboo style requires a lot of explosiveness and athleticism. It's hard to keep that up with old age. I do think he could've done better but not as much as a lot of people think. There were definitely some secret clauses or something.
slowmolaggins@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 108d
I think the combination of weighted gloves, exhibition match and not in Tyson's prime did this. The ambition is what makes people fight harder. Tyson got paid the moment he got in the ring. There was no incentive to knock Paul's head off (as much as we would've loved to have seen it.)
Tyson was an animal during his prime because he was also trying for heavyweight champion or defending it.
Weighted gloves make the hits slower and don't allow for hits as hard as there could have been.
Paul recently fought someone who is still in his prime, and what happened? The jaw break seen around the world.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
Every loss makes a boxer worse. He may still be strong, but he made his name and fortune receiving head trauma.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Which still doesn’t mean Logan Paul’s boxing career isn’t total bullshit
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 109d
Jake forgot that one simple trick.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d
Tyson was holding back punches in the first few rounds. He could have knocked Jake Paul out in the first round. Paul won because Tyson was tired after like round 2.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 109d
Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 109d
The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.
zewm@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d
I reckon there is that British chick that fucks 1000 men a day or something. Is she Gen Z?
Beethedude@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 108d
I think it's like music; everything has been democratized and splintered by access. So now there are only a tiny few truly global music stars and countless microscenes; to some people Oli Sykes is the most famous man in their universe but tons of normies have never even heard of him or his band. I think same deal has happened to porn, especially with the rise of "farm to table" amateur porn/camgirling. More fish in smaller oceans.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Yeah, the decline of broadcasting and democratization of media production has splintered culture, even in porn.
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 108d
What's the difference between porn stars and camgirls?
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d
Who is running the camera.
CombatWombat@feddit.online · 2 pts · 108d
Distribution rights
Beethedude@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 108d
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
Emily Willis or is she a millenial? Or Sky Bri.
Egde400@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 108d
Possibly goth egg or Elly Clutch
redsand@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 108d
Shrooms Q maybe? More of them would probably recognize purplebitch or babyfooji though
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 109d
db2@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 109d
Now kith
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 109d
What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???
fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Playing matchmaker
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 109d
Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.
Tiral@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 109d
Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 109d
Nice try buddy! You'll need a good scaple if you want her juicy kidney.
0x0@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 108d
Goodass but that's an opinion.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 108d
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 109d
1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 109d
I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?
pipe01@programming.dev · 3 pts · 108d
Depends on the video you're watching
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 17 pts · 108d
I don't think I could take either of them in a fight.
NannerBanner@literature.cafe · 5 pts · 108d
Considering I don't know how well she can throw a punch, or how rough he is in bed, I'm just going to propose a cross country run. It avoids all the possible unpleasant options.
OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 109d
This is a "what is heavier, 1 kg of bricks or 1 kg of feathers"-type of question.
0x0@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 108d
I'd rather be hit with a kg of feathers though.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 108d
Easy, Mike Tyson is far heavier than both of those...
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 108d
... ~220 lbs of Mike Tyson vs ~120lbs of Lana Rhoades?
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 109d
mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 109d
Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.
Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d
I'll just take the money.
sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 109d
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 109d
A pund of feathers.
The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.
hesh@quokk.au · 10 pts · 109d
Lana Rhodes has big blobby butt implants
Rekonok@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 108d
First the cat piloting a mecha wasn't real and now this
We're not in the stupid timeline but in the disappointment too
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 109d
Would not last 1 minute with either
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 109d
I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 109d
I don't really want to hit a woman. But I could kick Lana's ass.
TachyonTele@piefed.social · 14 pts · 109d
Lick*
village604@adultswim.fan · 8 pts · 109d
Are you sure about that? Porn stars are usually in really good shape.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 108d
1min is the same as 1min actually, so by those rules i wouldn't last longer with either
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 108d
What weighs more, a pound of Mike Tyson or a pound of Lana Rhodes?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 104d
what lasts longer, a minute of Mike Tyson or a minute of Lana Rhodes?
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 108d
The post implied a boxing match with the girl
Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 108d
Found Sherlock Holmes
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 108d
I suspect I can run away from a septigenarian asthmatic for a minute, even in a boxing ring. Idk if I can flee from a young and healthy woman that long
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 108d
Terrible question.
What’s the reward here?
Getting a TBI or getting laid?
portuga@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Getting smacked on the face by those big cheeks? Or I don’t know, that woman on the right
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 108d
Ken M comment
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d
Grandson still in central park?
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 108d
Can I choose the bear?
in4apenny@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 108d
As a bi.... Neither.
SkabySkalywag@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Ummm ...yeah. Nah.
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 109d
Well atleast he is trying
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Neither of them are really my type tbh.
aesthelete@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
Lana
0x0@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 108d
I had to google Lana Rhodes.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
try a porn vid site next
0x0@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 108d
Done.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 108d
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d
The real challange starts when Tyson gets erected for you
Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 108d
Oh thugar, you tho thweet...why don't you thlide on over here and we can kith
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d
I'll go for Mike. Lana is no longer the prime Lana.
Nalivai@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d
They're both far from their prime.
NerdyTimesOrWhatever@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 108d
I know for a fact that I can survive a minute in the ring with Mike Tyson. In fact, I bet I could last 5 minutes. Or 10. However long I can pretend to have problems at the ring corner with my team before I concede.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 108d
So uh, bisexual with a black belt here:
I could last longer than one minute, in either the bedroom or the boxing ring, with either of them.
10 minutes in the ring with with Tyson?
I am almost certainly unconscious with multiple fractures.
10 minutes in the bedroom with Tyson?
... probably the same thing.
10 minutes in the ring with Rhoades?
I'm laughing and she's whimpering, breathing heavy.
10 minutes in the bedroom with Rhoades?
... probably the same thing.