Having something someone wants

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jlow@slrpnk.net · 173 pts · 136d (15 replies)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 129 pts · 136d (13 replies)

Woah. Didn't hear about that. I (nearly literally) live under a rock with some isopods, though, so that might explain why. Turns out two things can be true: you can be a giant piece of shit, and still have the occasional good take, I guess.

Valsa@mander.xyz · 37 pts · 136d (12 replies)

Do you have pet isopods?

obelisk_complex@piefed.ca · 38 pts · 136d (10 replies)
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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 136d (1 reply)

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 135d

No man's sky?

Anne@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 136d

OMG it's so pretty! Does this surprisingly cute creature have a common name, or just isopod?

It's giving me eyeshadow inspo haha she's got my ideal pale princess colors.

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 134d

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 135d

Those look like giant fleas.

I would not feel comfortable

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 134d (2 replies)

There was a ramen restaurant in Taipei that was serving those things for awhile

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/east-asia/taipei-eatery-serves-up-14-legged-isopods-in-its-65-ramen

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d

Mmm deliciousopod

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 134d

noo they killed the bell beast

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 136d

Do you have them in an aquarium?

Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d

Hey, behaviour wise, what do they most resemble? Do they recognise you? Do they like cuddling or any form of affection like other pets? Are they food driven? Can you teach them tricks or otherwise train them?

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 136d

I wish. I have dug enough pits, I probably have a dead one stuck in my sinuses or something

Lemming6969@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 134d

A tale as old as time.... Comedians get a pass. Everything is funny and comedy should be offensive to some, sometimes.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 144 pts · 136d (13 replies)

Dave Chappelle was lying about growing up in a sketchy neighborhood because it was good for his image.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 136d (6 replies)

Dave did grow up in a sketchy neighborhood. Have you seen Yellow Springs? You can't throw a rock without hitting an artist. Those hippies are always sketching something

Really good weed there too

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 135d (5 replies)

Do artists only live in sketchy neighborhoods? Or am I missing some sarcasm or something

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 135d (4 replies)

Sarcasm. Actually, a pun.

Artists.

Sketchy.

Sketching.

Like, you know, a quick drawing.

I'll^see^myself^out

eta: and Yellow Springs, Ohio is a quiet little liberal town in the middle of deep red Trump cuntry, and is about as dangerous as Bergen when the sun is out

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 135d (2 replies)

I wouldn't even call it the middle of deep red country. It's a day trip from Columbus (blue), Dayton (light blue), and kinda a schlep but doable from Cincinnati (blue). Its immediate surroundings are deep red except Springfield. But it's in the path of the 3 Cs

It's also where the republican party was formed, but that's because ohio really fucking hated slavery at the time.

It is kinda dangerous if you try to start shit at peaches. But yeah the danger is a single biker bar and the occasional fascist looking to start shit. Oh and quite a bit of drugs, but hippie drugs not the meth and heroin problem neighboring towns have.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d (1 reply)

I'd say that's a very fair analysis

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d

Yeah I've spent quite my fair share of time in that area lol

TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d

Ohhhhhohoho you got me ๐Ÿ˜‚

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 29 pts · 136d

Ok, still a good joke though.

deft@lemmy.wtf · 0 pts · 135d (4 replies)

He's from DC. It was a bad place

SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 134d

he is from the us, it has always been a bad place

ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 135d (2 replies)

He's from the DC suburbs. Not quite the same.

deft@lemmy.wtf · -1 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Literally the murder capital of the US in the 80s

ceenote@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 135d

Literally did not live there.

Solumbran@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 136d (30 replies)

Yeah the guy is a huge piece of shit, so let's not try to rewrite history by spreading nice little stories made to make him look good.

Soulg@ani.social · 45 pts · 136d (13 replies)

Why are people allergic to the idea that bad people can say good and correct things too

dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 135d (5 replies)

Hitler loved to play with kittens! He carried them around in his shirt pockets to keep them cozy and warm.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 135d (4 replies)

Hitler loved dogs. Now think about how Trump is the only US president to have no pets, and dislike animals. Trump has less empathy โ€” is more sociopathic โ€” than Hitler.

Hitler also didn't rape kids.

GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 135d

Hitler loved dogs

I do not like this picture, Charlie. It's smug aura mocks me!

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 135d (2 replies)

He molested his cousin iirc.

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d

It was his niece

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d

Hitler? Can't say I ever heard or read that one...

Solumbran@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 135d (6 replies)

Everyone says good stuff once in a while, so why focus on the pieces of shit exactly?

Soulg@ani.social · 5 pts · 135d (5 replies)

Why is quoting a good thing they said somehow interpreted as rewriting history, especially when it's actually true that they said it? That's almost by definition, not "rewriting" history

edible_funk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d (4 replies)

It can be taken as an endorsement of his other views too and I'm sure there's plenty of people that aren't shit head bigots that have had a similar realization about the vulnerability of women.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 135d (3 replies)

Look, to be properly just, you need to aknowledge the good too in some peoole, whatever little they may have.

edible_funk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d (2 replies)

No I fucking don't, fuck Dave Chappelle, he's transphobic piece of bigot shit, his Clayton Bigsby ass brought a fucking nazi on stage, he doesn't deserve anything but fucking derision.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · -2 pts · 135d

There we go, that's the issue. People nowadays completely lost the plot, will downright make up crimes and get angry at them at this point.

You can't see what this implies long-term.

It won't take away from anything bad he did if you did talk about the good.

Zephorah@discuss.online · 19 pts · 136d

Louis CK is also a piece of shit, but he said similarly true things about men and women. Ask him how he knows.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 136d

Stopped clock

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 135d (13 replies)

What if it's just a good joke from early in his career which resonates with people, and reposting some of his better work doesn't actually mean you're writing history

Solumbran@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 135d (5 replies)

It's advertising him, and why would you want to do that?

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 135d (4 replies)

Assume I didn't know who Chappel was. How am supposed to know I'm not allowed to like this tweet?

Solumbran@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 135d (3 replies)

Liking his tweet is one thing, reposting it is endorsing it, and it's generally a god idea to check who someone is before endorsing them

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 135d (2 replies)

It's still a good joke and it's still a poignant message. It doesn't become not those because Chapelle sucks.

Solumbran@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 135d (1 reply)

If you attribute it to him, yes it does.

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 135d

This is a stupid way to live

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 135d (6 replies)

The problem comes in that there's no clean way to promote a tainted subject. We aren't out here talking about the (VERY) minor positive qualities in Hitler's pre-politics paintings, or whether Ronald Reagan had decent acting chops.

There are plenty of other, less-massively-problematic comedians, artists, politicians, actors, and other public figures to promote and laud the work of that we really can just set aside the possibly decent contributions of otherwise bad people. It just doesn't matter enough. Find someone cool who did a good thing and talk about that instead.

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 135d (2 replies)

Is it promoting someone to laugh at an old joke? I don't think anyone is saying this makes Dave chappel good?

I happen to be familiar with chappels work but let's say I wasn't. Am I supposed to get this random tweets sources before I laugh to check if I'm allowed to enjoy this artist?

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 135d (1 reply)

The net negative reaction my comment received suggests I'm not well-placed to respond to your question.

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 134d

K

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d (2 replies)

Personally, I think ignoring that sort of complexity leaves you with a shallower understanding of the subject matter.

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 135d (1 reply)

I wouldn't say I'm ignoring it, but that I'm usually choosing not to publicly engage with it.

Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 135d

Hmm, that is fair

ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 71 pts · 136d

Is this the same guy who at a show brought out his friend Elon Musk to loud BOOs, then snap that the BOOs were only coming from the cheap seats, ie "poor" people? The sooner Chapelle is forgotten the better for humanity. Every anecdote he tells about his past is a complete fabrication. One year he tells his parents died when he was young, the next year he will tell you about the lavish vacation he can afford to send them on. And when he gets called out on his bullshit he cowardly runs away to africa to let his PR people spin it as a sympathetic moment.

Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip · 60 pts · 136d (7 replies)

Dave chapelle kinda sucks shit. Still a well articulated point.

TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · -2 pts · 135d (6 replies)

He sucks shit now, he told that joke when he was still pretty good.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 135d (5 replies)

Back when he was poor and punched up, before he became a mentally-ill oligarch whore who punches down.

edible_funk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 135d (3 replies)

He was never actually poor, he came from a wealthy family. He led a rich privileged upbringing.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 134d (2 replies)

His parents were academics. I never said he was ghetto poor. Working class is working class. He was educated in public schools.

Do you have any evidence his family were "wealthy", or he "led a rich privileged upbringing"? If not, you're spreading lies and fake news; no better than any propagandist.

edible_funk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d (1 reply)
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WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 133d
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deft@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 135d

No he was rich then. This is after his step out of the limelight

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 135d (2 replies)
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seggturkasz@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 134d (1 reply)

What?? The post was about none of those groups...

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 134d
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Quokka@quokk.au · 34 pts · 136d (2 replies)

Dave Chapelle is a piece of bigoted shit and I will never let him live that down.

Bristlecone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Unless he realizes the error of his ways and apologizes

Quokka@quokk.au · 8 pts · 135d

An apology wonโ€™t undo the damage he has caused, nor will it be enough for me to not hate him.

Maybe spending the rest of his wealth and life to undo the damages might be enough.

Doug@piefed.social · 29 pts · 136d

Preemptively dissing disagreements is so fucking stupid. But I guess it drives engagement? Anyways, fuck Dave Chapelle.

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 135d (3 replies)

Oh look, a piece of shit needed to relate a commonly understood concept to money just to understand it.

AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip · 51 pts · 135d

To be fair, he's not saying that's how he learned to understand it. He's using it as a way to help other people understand it. And the type of people who need the help probably understand the analogy.

Fleur_@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Dude was seventeen, be serious

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 135d

Seventeen when he had the money, not when he said that in the special. He never said definitively when he made the connection between the two. For all we know it wasn't until he was writing the special and needed a segue and went "damn".

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 9 pts · 136d (4 replies)

Who has a 25K worth pussy?

Encephalotrocity@feddit.online · 15 pts · 135d

According to the judge: my ex wife.

Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d

I have spent more than 25k on my wife in the last 20 years...

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 136d

Pussy deluxe lifetime* subscription.

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 135d

As of 2026 it costs around 20k USD to receive SRS at suporn clinic, in addition to travel fees.

Starduster75@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 135d (1 reply)

The important part is how people are definitely not reactionary nowadays, Our intellect has grown, we are evolving! We can tell, because we are always correct now, and always on moral high ground. Obviously. Anyone who would even question that is ignorant. We know this so deeply it evokes rage when anyone is ignorant enough to question what we know. It is obvious we were inherently on the correct side, because we actually took the time to figure it out and they just go with the stupid things they feel or have naively just accepted without questions. This is why they all need to shut up, and they all need to go. I mean, if they would just listen for a second or do some research like we did but no, their refusal to do so just proves their ignorance. I don't want to say we're superior, but you know, we just know more because we put in more work.

endless_nameless@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 134d

its cuz of all the mEdIa LiTeRaCy

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 135d (2 replies)

What apology?

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Analogy

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d

Oh. Yeah that makes more sense.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 134d

Surely there's a higher res version of this screenshot

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 135d (4 replies)

So if I pretend to be a pussy haver, I can lure a few potential predators into a guilt-free beatdown?

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 134d (3 replies)

if ur identity were found, that news headline would be useful for transphobes

a way better thing for u to do is to gift swords to women

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 134d (2 replies)

Damn, I'm not a swordsmith. But handing out daggers, like the ones used by special forces would be perfect.

Maybe a bit overkill for harassers. Just use an electric stun baton or mace spray.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 134d (1 reply)

u could buy them swords

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 134d

I ration spam

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d

Iโ€™m not sure objectifying our vaginas is as feminist as he thought it was, but the sketchy feeling feels right

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -10 pts · 136d

I have a pussy. I frolic around alone in bikinis and on nude beaches on a regular basis and everyone is respectful. The world is not as dangerous for women as Dave Chappelle imagines.