The exception to this rule is Hades, the gameplay is great but if I could skip the gameplay to get more cutscenes I’d be tempted sometimes cuz the story is so fucking good
The problem i have is when they infodump at the start with a bunch of names ill never remember.
"In the year 1590, jahalabad of nehazarad conquered the realm of jililabab, defeating rilolobob in the grand battle of kolololooom, ushering in a new age of..." skipped.
The psychology of breaking down a soldier in basic training .... beat a new recruit to a pulp, physically, mentally and emotionally until all they understand is how to use a gun and shoot things that are alive.
I mean, I’m here to play a video game, not watch a movie catered to 15 year old, socially stunted boys. It takes a lot of convincing for me to stick around through “Hey newbie, you have to earn our leader’s trust by securing 6 mcguffins and a candy bar before they’ll meet you.”
:::spoiler If you really want to know...
Ranni shows up, casts an illusion, and the second half of the fight is you actually fighting her, not her mom.
:::
This fine citizen won't skip the setup in the video either. It's integral to their enjoyment that one knows exactly how the step sister got stuck in the appliance! I salute you.
I'm not here to watch a movie. I'm here to take this axe and hit monsters with it.
I'm sure bloodborne has a very deep story. I had a great time just hitting stuff with that axe and occasionally shooting things. That's the bulk of the content.
Shooting demons is the content. I do not want to listen to the scientist tell me why they opened portals to hell. I do not care why they opened portals to hell. I just want to shoot demons.
This is why I like the 1993 Doom more than the 2016 Doom: Nobody tries to talk to me and stop me shooting demons for any period of time.
::: spoiler in doom shooting demons is the content. in chrono trigger the content is in the story
just this image gives me dopamines. that game got me through college.
:::
It’s fun when FFXIV has dungeons that wrap so tightly into the story, leading many of these players to realize they shouldn’t have been skipping so many cutscenes.
Sultry voice: “Welcome to the final days of Amaurot.”
“…shit, wait, how did we get here?? Why is everything on fire”
34 Comments
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 32 pts · 111d
This is why I love roguelites. I don't need a story to tell me why I'm in this dungeon, just give me a gun and/or sword.
felsiq@piefed.zip · 10 pts · 110d
The exception to this rule is Hades, the gameplay is great but if I could skip the gameplay to get more cutscenes I’d be tempted sometimes cuz the story is so fucking good
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 111d
Wait, wait, this is an otome game!
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 111d
The problem i have is when they infodump at the start with a bunch of names ill never remember.
"In the year 1590, jahalabad of nehazarad conquered the realm of jililabab, defeating rilolobob in the grand battle of kolololooom, ushering in a new age of..." skipped.
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 110d
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 111d
The psychology of breaking down a soldier in basic training .... beat a new recruit to a pulp, physically, mentally and emotionally until all they understand is how to use a gun and shoot things that are alive.
jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 111d
... And breathing
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 111d
I mean, I’m here to play a video game, not watch a movie catered to 15 year old, socially stunted boys. It takes a lot of convincing for me to stick around through “Hey newbie, you have to earn our leader’s trust by securing 6 mcguffins and a candy bar before they’ll meet you.”
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 111d
Bold words coming from a 15-year-old. But hey, to each their own
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 111d
To be clear, you’re accusing me of being 15? That genuinely gave me a hit of nostalgia. Could you poorly censor some slurs while you’re at it?
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 111d
Absolutely, it was a totally serious comment definitely not based on your totally serious name
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 111d
Shoot, I somehow forgot I set this. Gonna have to think of a new jape, considering I’m not even playing into this anymore
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 110d
but*s
sundray@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 111d
But how will you ever find out that switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading?!
plecks@programming.dev · 2 pts · 110d
And you run faster with a knife!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 110d
Every Fromsoft game even if you pay attention to everything you're told.
starik@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 110d
Except Sekiro. That story is pretty straightforward.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 110d
Skipped the cut scene in Rennalas fight.
Went from a library to an ocean with a full moon. Keep forgetting to not skip every time I replay the game, so I still don't know what happens...
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 110d
:::spoiler If you really want to know... Ranni shows up, casts an illusion, and the second half of the fight is you actually fighting her, not her mom. :::
Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 111d
I never understand this mentality, like why even play a game if you’re too impatient to even engage with the content.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 111d
The action is content. It's just people engaging in the content they want to
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 111d
This fine citizen won't skip the setup in the video either. It's integral to their enjoyment that one knows exactly how the step sister got stuck in the appliance! I salute you.
Chronographs@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 111d
I don’t know, I guess I just respect games as an artform a bit more than stepsister porn
shrugs@piefed.social · 1 pts · 111d
underrated comment of the day!
jtrek@startrek.website · 8 pts · 111d
I'm not here to watch a movie. I'm here to take this axe and hit monsters with it.
I'm sure bloodborne has a very deep story. I had a great time just hitting stuff with that axe and occasionally shooting things. That's the bulk of the content.
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 3 pts · 110d
Bloodborne has a deep story but good luck figuring out what it is
starik@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 110d
Kids. They don’t have the attention span. I watch my niece play games, and she never pays attention to cutscenes and never spends her skill points.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 110d
i mean, i'll skip through the voice acting sometimes but i won't just skip the dialog.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 0 pts · 110d
Shooting demons is the content. I do not want to listen to the scientist tell me why they opened portals to hell. I do not care why they opened portals to hell. I just want to shoot demons.
This is why I like the 1993 Doom more than the 2016 Doom: Nobody tries to talk to me and stop me shooting demons for any period of time.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 110d
::: spoiler in doom shooting demons is the content. in chrono trigger the content is in the story

just this image gives me dopamines. that game got me through college. :::
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 111d
Me with p much every Fire Emblem game
rugburn@fedinsfw.app · 4 pts · 111d
Gonna kill his eardrums if he's not wearing the proper ppe under that helmet
Katana314@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 111d
It’s fun when FFXIV has dungeons that wrap so tightly into the story, leading many of these players to realize they shouldn’t have been skipping so many cutscenes.
Sultry voice: “Welcome to the final days of Amaurot.”
“…shit, wait, how did we get here?? Why is everything on fire”
knotRyder@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 110d
No Russian
starik@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 110d
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -1 pts · 111d
Don't think I've ever done in the first play through but not uncommon after that.