c/memes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 97dWhen you have a government job 564 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 97d
It's glowing green. The battery is already full.
grranibal@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 97d
I still have one of the old models where the charging port is in the belly like the Apple mouse, it’s so annoying ;-;
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 97d
At least it uses USB C(loaca).
grranibal@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 97d
Thank god EU is on the side of avian surveillance 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 97d
"Sorry honey I can't make it today, I'm updating the software on my pigeon"
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 97d
I thought they charged by sitting on powerlines?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 97d
They're allowed the occasional work-from-home days.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d
that's the standard model 867530B. i could only afford the 867530A
DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 96d
Gotta love that now all drones in the EU can be easily charged with the same cables.
oyfrog@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 97d
A version of the Matrix where Neo is a pigeon.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 97d
The flying scene at the end probably wouldn't be so badass.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 97d
...and the sex scene in the sequel would be a bit more awkward.
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 97d
For you maybe
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
::: spoiler coward
:::
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 96d
Bird loafs are awesome though. I have a bird loaf next to me currently. Chicken, not coo drone, but still.
Doug@piefed.social · 8 pts · 97d
The battery levels really dove for me whenever I’d check my feed.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 96d
I almost groaned out loud. Fucking brilliant :)
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 97d
If you use a damaged cable it cooks the bird with the power of electricity gifted to us by America's favorite gay couple Thomas Tesla and Nikola Edison.
It's my favourite way to cook a bird for my great grandma's Nantucket bird dick casserole.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 97d
Cyberjacking into a pigeon to hack its brain.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 97d
Look who believes in the biological 'science' of birds.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 97d
It's a cybernetic brain. 🤷♂️
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d