Pentagon considering renaming Iran war ‘Sledgehammer’ if ceasefire collapses

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/pentagon-considering-re-naming-iran-war-sledgehammer-ceasefire-collaps-rcna344630

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46879551

Such middle school energy

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Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 88d (1 reply)

It really is middle school energy, that's just embarrassing.

neon_nova@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 88d

WHAT IF WE CALL IT… JACKHAMMER?

Think about it Billy, a jackhammer is like a sledge hammer but it moves by itself!

It’s totally awesome.

Hey, want to come over to my house to play? We have Caprisons and my moms working late so we can play Nintendo 64.

Murse@slrpnk.net · 30 pts · 88d (1 reply)

Was there something about Operation Epstein Fury they didn't like?

jaycifer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 87d

Yeah, it’s been 60 days so they are supposed to need congress to approve any further conflict. This lets them pretend that this is a new operation, and therefore a new conflict, to reset the timer.

Delascas@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 88d (4 replies)

It's more like "Operation White Flag". Strategically, this ends in a major loss for the USA. The only winning move was not to play . . as every other US President since Jimmy Carter was smart enough to understand. The 2 remaining choices are: commit the entire DOD to a ground invasion of the Iran homeland . . or lose. And there is no sign the DOD is ramping up for a ground war.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 87d

I think the fascist's assumption is that things can't get much worse for them, so they might as well make their enemies suffer more as well:

"We can't take a bigger L than we already have, so by doubling down we can outlast Iran and the rest of the world. Even though we'll have to deal with increased energy costs and a worsening economy, many other nations will be hit harder as we have enough domestic production. Our domestic oil exec buddies can even sell for a profit at high prices. The November elections can't get any worse for us and our base will never truly falter, so now might be time to pivot towards rigging elections and nullifying Congress!"

Of course, things absolutely can get worse for America, as a prolonged closure will cause every nation on earth to totally abandon the US. Our economy can absolutely go into a deep depression if something else goes wrong, and the ripple effects from that could be monumental.

zeroConnection@programming.dev · 6 pts · 87d

Well, you say nobody won, but tell that to all the inside traders who made bank from this war.

tacoplease@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 87d (1 reply)

In that case, Operation Soiled Diaper is a more apt name.

radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 87d
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dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 87d (3 replies)

This may be from the meme graveyard, but it has never been more appropriate:

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 87d (2 replies)

FYI, that whole show is available on archive.org

P1nkman@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 87d (1 reply)

What's the show?

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 87d

It's a comedy show from the 80s called "Sledge Hammer!"

Doom@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 87d

Remember when they initially called the Iraqi invasion "Operation Iraqi Liberation" but changed it because it spelled OIL. Same vibes.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Well, gosh, if a rebrand doesn't fix things, I don't know what will!

poopkins@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 87d

Zuckerberg, is that you?

Corngood@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 88d

You could have a steam train

If you just lay down your tracks

You could have an aeroplane flying

If you didn't park it within range of the drones.

ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 87d (8 replies)

They still don't have any plan, or even coherent excuse for being there... But they spent time coming up with a dumb ass grade school edgelord level nickname for their illegal war...

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 87d (1 reply)

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 84d

That depends on how predictable you are in your clueless thrashing around.

Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 87d (4 replies)

That's like the kids in grade 10 who have a band name and album art but haven't learned to play an instrument yet.

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 87d (2 replies)

fuck, im 60, and this is where I am at :(

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d (1 reply)

As long as you don’t brag about your band, you’re still good.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 87d

You wouldn't know about my super cool band. We only play in Canada. The same country where my girlfriend is from.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 86d

I'll accept no criticism of Rod Torfulsen's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuck.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 87d

Like "Operation Freedom"

Fucking embarrassing.

kikutwo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 88d

Did Operation Orange Pee Pee not poll well or something?

Klear@piefed.world · 7 pts · 87d (2 replies)

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 87d (1 reply)

Nice! I should have looked first. Screw it, I'll keep my version up too.

Klear@piefed.world · 2 pts · 87d

Yeah, keep it. The world needs more Sledge Hammer.

Well, actually the opposite, but you know what I mean.

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 86d (2 replies)

They should stick with their "E.F." motif. "Epstein Files", "Epic Fury", "Extreme Fuckery", "Extra Fries", and so on.

faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 86d (1 reply)

So Edge Flammer?

stephen01king@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 86d

Maybe Esledge Fhammer would be better.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 4 pts · 87d

this is again because he thinks he can restart the clock.

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 86d

Bury Epstein Files or Cluster Fuck is more appropriate. Sledgehammer, lol, he missed and whacked his own shin!

frog_brawler@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d (1 reply)
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phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 84d

You can let that be your testimony.

Greyghoster@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 86d

Apparently bot Xi and Trump want to end Operation Epstein Fury. I don’t think Xi was thinking of this though.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 86d

The first attempt failed miserably, time to rebrand.