The ride began comfortably enough, but when the bird started asking him whether he enjoyed the green and purple sky too and if his feathers were melting too much, Bob began to realize that he had made a terrible choice by not walking today.
"And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage."
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.
It's the dead of an Woodpecker attacked by an Weasel, A Weasel is a predator and even when the Woodpecker try to escape, the weasel don't let him go and at the end he will kill the bird in the first occasion. It's like a Lion riding a Cebra.
52 Comments
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 47 pts · 87d
Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 87d
I can show you the world.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 30 pts · 87d
Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 87d
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 6 pts · 87d
Lmao where did you even find this
Neptr@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 87d
Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 82d
Nice
someguy3@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 87d
"LOL" said the weasel, "LMAO".
MoffKalast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 87d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 87d
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 86d
bomberesque@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 87d
Bloody squirrels, comin' over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that'll be 30 quid mate
fubarx@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 87d
notso@feddit.org · 14 pts · 87d
The ride began comfortably enough, but when the bird started asking him whether he enjoyed the green and purple sky too and if his feathers were melting too much, Bob began to realize that he had made a terrible choice by not walking today.
xylol@leminal.space · 9 pts · 87d
And he didn't even notice the sticker on the birds bumper that read gas grass or ass, no free rides
Wren@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 87d
"And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage."
Maeve@kbin.earth · 14 pts · 87d
"Hold on Atreyu!"
Hux@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 87d
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
foiledAgain@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 87d
Don’t just stare at it Weasel….
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 87d
That's just Banjo Kazooie
redsand@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 85d
Nvidia AI has gone too far
gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 87d
record scratch anyway, this is me, you might wonder how I got into this situation...
kata1yst@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 87d
'Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog?'
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 87d
"The eagles are coming!"
brap@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 87d
Just look at those eyes. I think the correct caption is "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 87d
A modern scorpion and frog tale.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 87d
Is this rea life? Is this just Fantasy AI?
Little8Lost@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 87d
Its real, i think the weasel attacked the bird
DevDave@piefed.social · 2 pts · 86d
Indeed, kinda became a super meme for a bit https://youtu.be/_5YzexpX7es
I believe the bird didn't get very far.
Morphit@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 87d
Caught in a landslide?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 87d
Voiceover: “Their love was forbidden…”
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 85d
What is the Airspeed Velocity of a laden Swallow?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 87d
The Pixar's Hoppers and Avatar movie franchise crossover nobody asked for.
_NetNomad@fedia.io · 5 pts · 87d
WOAH YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS WOAH YEAH BAAAAAABYYYYYY
alzymologist@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 87d
crimsonpoodle@pawb.social · 4 pts · 87d
And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.
Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 87d
Uber trying new systems to pay drivers even less
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 86d
"Follow that cab!"
Red_October@piefed.world · 4 pts · 86d
Flying Mounts changed the game.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 3 pts · 86d
Which Redwall book is this?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d
"Aha! Gotcha you biiiig AAAaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiigh!"
Smoogs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d
Titanic: the woodland creatures version
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 87d
Just here will be perfect, mate.
xzinik@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 86d
i am the captain now
ShotDonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d
Whow - I'm going to Ibiza Whow - back to the island ...
moakley@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 87d
"Straighten up and fly right!"
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 86d
It's the dead of an Woodpecker attacked by an Weasel, A Weasel is a predator and even when the Woodpecker try to escape, the weasel don't let him go and at the end he will kill the bird in the first occasion. It's like a Lion riding a Cebra.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 87d
Toruk Makto?
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
This is like the real life version of the movie Swapped
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 87d
The aristocrats!
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 87d
Almost (but not quite) Unluckies.
bootloop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
"To Mordor !"
See Gandalf, it wasn't that hard...