What’s the best crisps flavour and why is everyone else wrong?

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TIN@feddit.uk · 38 pts · 93d (10 replies)

Salt and vinegar are the king of crisps and everyone who disagrees is clearly barmy

Skua@kbin.earth · 11 pts · 93d (1 reply)

The co-op fancy own brand salt & vinegar crisps are phenomenal. Vinegary enough to clean old brass with

theo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d

The problem is though, if you buy them enough, any other salt and vinegar crisps just taste like ready salted.

LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 93d

I agree and will follow you into battle about this

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 92d

Salt and vinegar thick cut, extra crunchy.

Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 5 pts · 93d

Yup. I could eat salt and vinegar crisps til my tongue burns and my eyes are watering. People can have their flavour of choice, but in a multipack, they're my number one.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 93d

Also great on dirt

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 92d (3 replies)

You haven't had enough ketchup chips.

TIN@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 92d (1 reply)

I mean, you're right, I don't think I've had any ketchup chips.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 92d

Ketchup chips are government supplied staples in Socialist countries.

ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d

They're called Prawn Cocktail in Britain.

NoPanko@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Salt and vinegar, pickled onion, anything that makes me feel like the crisps are eating my mouth while i eat them

LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 93d

Happy cake day!!

Naich@piefed.world · 14 pts · 93d (4 replies)

Prawn cocktail, and I will fight to the death to defend it.

ns1@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Fun fact: most brands don't contain any prawn and are vegetarian

TwoTiredMice@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 92d

Same with many "bacon" crisps.

unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 92d

I don't think I've ever encountered Prawn Cocktail crisps with dairy or egg derived ingridients either, unlike Salt and Vinegar which is always a toss up for containing milk powder.

Anchorxiety@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 93d

They are good for sure!

YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 93d (3 replies)

If I had to save one flavour it would probably be Cheese & Onion. However, there's so many excellent varieties out there beyond the old guard.

I've been off crisps completely for a month as part of my diet. I've lost nearly 2kg. Which is great, but fuck I miss them. I'm going cold turkey until the October holidays. Probably easier getting the jab to be honest, as crisps are my like crack to me.

Most recent fave flavour was the Walker's Jalapeno & Nacho Cheese crinkle cuts. They go amazing with beer. And therein lies the problem.

spagbolioli@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 93d (2 replies)

monster munch are 98 calories

YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d (1 reply)

True, but i tended to use that as a pass to have several packets. See also: Quavers, Space Raiders & Squares

spagbolioli@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 78d

You haven't got to eat the entire multipack, the odd packet here and there is okay.

quinkin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 93d (1 reply)

True OGs just have salted.

doopen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

Kettle chips, Walkers baked, Pringles original, French Fries, best all just salted

MurrayL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Everyday? It has to be salt & vinegar. So many bangers to choose from, too: McCoy’s, Discos, Pringles, supermarket own-brand twirls, Chipsticks…

If I want a special treat, though? I recently discovered Croky À L’Ancienne Sweet Paprika and let me tell you, they blow every other paprika crisp out of the water. Don’t know what they’re doing over there in Belgium but it’s truly a game changer.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 93d

Slap some in a ham sandwich and it's like a flavour explosion in your mouth.

DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 92d (5 replies)

If we're taking the classic red, blue green flavours, it's cheese and onion. But the packet should be green. Salt and vinegar should be blue.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 92d

This is correct, righteous and holy. Blue is salt and vinegar.

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Nope. You're wrong. Vinegar is green, everyone knows this

DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d

Well I love your passion but I think the green of cheese is greener than the green of vinegar. Also salt is blue.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 92d

Pervert.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 92d

Red is ketchup. Fight me.

Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 92d (3 replies)

My favourite of all time were Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard. Unbeatable.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 92d (1 reply)

They were class, to be fair. And for a while every pub in the country seemed to stock them. Now... where?

GoodShowSir@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 92d

Don't make them anymore 😭

GoodShowSir@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 92d

Gosh I miss them. Burts roast beef is pretty good, but just not the same.

kowanatsi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Do Scampi-Fries fall into the crisp family? If so then I’d put fish pillows up there with S&V

khannie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d

Scampi fries and a pint of Guinness. A punch in the mouth followed by a sweet caress.

Anchorxiety@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Roast chicken for me if we're speaking generally. Salt & vinegar chipsticks however are easily the most addictive crisps.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 92d

Pffft. Dirty bacon flavour fries would like a word.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Canadian ketchup chips. Not sold in US because it hyper--stimulates women to hysteria.

boaratio@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 92d

All dressed.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 92d

This is known.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 92d (1 reply)

The best potato chip I have had is the most recent Lay's promo flavor, Brazillian Garlic Sauce.

Those suckers taste like a crispy variant of the mashed potatoes I make at home. It's even buttery! It's soooo good, and I hate that it's just a promo flavor and not something they will keep around forever.

titter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d

They taste like confit garlic

yakko@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 93d

Kettle Chips, sour cream and onion. Hardly ever see it anymore, but that's my all-timer. Everyone else is right about their pick, reason being I don't want to share.

I had to give up Takis, too "hyper-palatable" and addictive by design.

uber_chicken@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 93d

Salt and vinegar

Skill issue

zeroConnection@programming.dev · 5 pts · 93d (4 replies)

That's a difficult choice.

But it's very easy to pick the worst flavour - salt and vinegar.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 92d

You mad bastard.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Which colour is that?

zeroConnection@programming.dev · 2 pts · 93d

The colour is Puke

unknown@piefed.social · 1 pts · 92d

Blue!

9point6@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 93d

Discos-level salt and vinegar is top of the league

(Thai sweet chilli sensations are also pretty elite)

Why are others wrong? Clearly scared of their own tastebuds

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 92d

Miss Vickie's Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 93d (2 replies)

It was the Brannigans Beef and Mustard but that's just showing my age.

Now?

Prolly the Tesco own brand Beef and Horseradish

Why?

They actually taste of something. Most of the population are basic as as fuck and can't handle flavour

9point6@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 93d (1 reply)

I still daydream about the Brannigans beef and mustard, nothing is ever going to touch that greatness again

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 92d

You tried the Real Ham and Mustard flavour?

Their jalapeño ones were pretty decent so hopefully these will be peng.

I saw them in a pub but unfortunately I didn't exactly have an appetite

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 4 pts · 93d (2 replies)

I always liked Walkers Max Paprika!

And any flavour Kettle chips

LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 93d (1 reply)

I like to hear alternative views

OmegaMouse@pawb.social · 2 pts · 92d

If we're talking standard Walkers flavours - prawn cocktail!

Never liked salt & vinegar

icanbrewmushrooms@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 93d

Paprika

RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d

Salt is the best one, and it's because there is no crap in those, just potatoes, oil, salt yet they taste divine.

Runner up is Horseradish Cheddar and if you don't like those I understand, but the pungent horseradish and salty cheddar are so wonderful. And importantly, they don't have the disgusting powdered vinegar that ruins so many flavored chips.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 92d

Walkers are utterly evil and a product of Satan's manky arse (because of their complete madness around packet colours). But, their pickled onion crisps make your mouth know you're alive.

Schal330@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 93d (5 replies)

Found these wasabi flavoured bad boys in Costco once upon a time, they were insanely good. The perfect crunch and flavour. Sadly I've never been able to find them again.

Yusaki Wasabi Crisps

farmgineer@nord.pub · 5 pts · 93d (2 replies)

As someone who reads Japanese, that font always makes me want to punch the designer. It's like someone writing in a foreign language with letters that kinda look like the alphabet, some exactly some not, and your brain cannot figure out WTF is going on.

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Can't read Japanese and also hate the font

Schal330@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 93d

Agreed, the font is awful. But definitely don't judge a book by its cover on this one.

RBWells@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d (1 reply)

May I recommend Herr's Horseradish Cheddar? I believe they will hit the spot. Same punch of horseradish that comes & goes so fast. I have only seen them at WaWa.

Schal330@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d

Thanks for the recommendation! I'll have to have a look around to see if I can get them.

My partner recently bought some Tesco Finest beef and horseradish crisps, they are good but don't quite hit the same spot.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 92d

McCoy’s Thai Sweet Chicken are top tier for me. Do they still make that?

joe_archer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d (3 replies)

Beef monster munch. Because I have spent over 40 years honing my crisp palette, no other crisp (technically, corn snack) comes close to the satisfaction of Beef monster munch.

Now I know that right now, many of you are screaming "NOOOOO IT'S PICKLED ONION, YOU KNOBHEAD" and those people have a point, but they just haven't eaten enough beef.

If you're even mentioning flaming hot, you can get to fuck.

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 92d (2 replies)

NOOOOO IT’S PICKLED ONION, YOU KNOBHEAD!

joe_archer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Eat more beef

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 92d

Well, it's a good rule for life, if not necessarily the environment.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 2 pts · 92d

I initially thought this was about a few species of apples.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d

Atomic Tomato.

I think that people outside of Australia will not even comprehend this

unknown@piefed.social · 2 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Scampi'n'Lemon Nick Naks, but if the shop doesn't have them, Prawn Cocktail. I actually prefer how sour Prawn Cocktail is but as the Nick Naks are rarer to find, they defacto get top choice.

Both of these are strong flavours that are really tangy and full of umami, and best of all both are vegan too. More crisps should have these qualities.

RunjamboJenkin@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Top crisp, but will ruin your fingers for about 6 days.

unknown@piefed.social · 1 pts · 91d

Skill issue. Eat them with chopsticks and you won't get smelly fingers.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Peanut butter & ranch

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 92d

Is that in the same bag?

stretch2m@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 92d

Where does one find this delicacy?

Defectus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d

OLW Dill & Chives probably or Doritos Sweet sour chili

noxypaws@pawb.social · 1 pts · 92d
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Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d

Not the best but it seems like they discontinued it after I developed a habit of getting a bag or two each grocery trip: Cheddar Crispers. Or maybe it's just a cheese shortage like that pepper shortage caused Hoy Fong Sriracha sauce to be hard to find for a bit.

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 91d

Takis Dragon Sweet Chili

titter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d

Lay's Brazilian style Garlic Sauce

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 1 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Lays “Wow” regular potato chips. Those things were the shit and no one else can argue otherwise.

Also…from reading some rando qz article, they apparently could purge your body from some forever chemicals. What other flavor can attest to that!?

titter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d

Idk forever chemicals but the "olay from olestra" oil they used to cook them was indigestible by your body so if you eat enough you would start slowly shitting yourself constantly.