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c/showerthoughts · by tomiant@piefed.social · 123d

The mouth is a sphincter. It is connected directly to your anus. The mouth is your face anus.

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ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 33 pts · 123d (6 replies)

Your mouth is directly connected to your anus the same way New York is directly connected to Miami.

homes@piefed.world · 11 pts · 123d (3 replies)

My mouth is not connected to my anus by I-95

As a resident of both New York City and Orlando, and a frequent traveler of i-95, just… No

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 123d (2 replies)

The I-95 is the colon of the USA.

snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI9d1Pch26Y&list=RDhI9d1Pch26Y&start_radio=1

bhamlin@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 123d

TIL. I was pretty sure that was New Jersey.

everett@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 123d

In name only… and, uh, not even that.

tomiant@piefed.social · -1 pts · 123d

If there was a single unbroken tunnel between Miami and New York yes.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 123d (4 replies)

Fun fact: Mammals(iirc) creatures pretty much start growing at either end; some start at the mouth, others at the ass.

So every human ever started life as nothing more than an asshole, and some never grew out of it.___

apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 123d (1 reply)

All mammals are deuterostomes, they all have the trait of the anus developing before the mouth.

All vertibrates in fact, among others.

The other side of things are the protostomes. They all develop a mouth before the anus at some point in development.

These include insects, bugs, snails, etc.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 123d

Thanks! I wasn't sure and was gonna put "creatures" originally.

ccunning@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 123d

Great - now I can’t think of the womb as anything other than a 3D printer…

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 123d

Today, on How It's Made: Anuses

Have you ever wondered where anuses come from? It all starts with a hole.

db2@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 123d (2 replies)

Wait until you find out how many other sphincters are in your body.

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 123d (1 reply)

So we're all just a bunch of assholes?

Maiq@piefed.social · 3 pts · 123d

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes.

newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org · 15 pts · 123d

So I get this is just a funny thought, but my inner pedant is itching to say this....Sphincter is not your anus, it is a type of muscle. We have several. So, like, no, because the mouth doesn't behave the way sphincters do. ok thanks for that, carry on with the assmouth jokes lol

scutiger@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 123d (2 replies)

Your anus is your butt mouth.

Soulphite@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 123d

Ace Ventura's ass would like a word with you.

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d

Nature is beautiful.

regdog@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 123d (5 replies)

Now here is a fun and disturbing thought: The skin of your lips is the same type of skin as on your sphincter. Have a good night.

northernlights@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 123d (4 replies)

Dudes I'm eating

tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 123d (3 replies)

With your face anus?

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 122d (2 replies)

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 121d (1 reply)

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 121d

It’s debatable which end of him spews more shit.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 6 pts · 123d (2 replies)

you need to watch human cenepede.

regdog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d

The abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d

When all is said and done that is still technically just a face anus connected to a butt mouth, only longer

andyburke@fedia.io · 6 pts · 123d (1 reply)

We're all just tubes tubin' around.

forestbeasts@pawb.social · 2 pts · 123d

Totally tubular, dude!

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 123d (2 replies)

I think you need to look up what the word "directly" means.

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 122d

If you go full topology, it's actually a single hole.

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 121d

Directly through the hole.

Hole to hole.

It's the same hole.

Iceman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 123d

Which is why i kiss and eat ass.

kurmudgeon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 123d

Hey, OP. Stop talking so much shit!

a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 123d

Fanus

baller_w@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 123d (1 reply)

…with teeth

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d

Now there's an image

Sergio@piefed.social · 4 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Fam, you would have RULED 8th grade recess.

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 123d

I still rule 8th grade recess

Taleya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 123d

Fanus

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 123d (1 reply)

We are essentially a coiled tube, surrounded by a system maintenance apparatus.

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d

It's a series of tubes.

awmwrites@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 123d

Hey, an actual shower thought

thanatotus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 121d

Kindly disconnect your internet :[

whaleross@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d (1 reply)

The mouth is the anti anus

Illogicalbit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 121d

Unless you're a politician.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Thanks doc! Cs get degrees!

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 123d

C for effort

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 123d

I enjoy touching my sphincter to other people's sphincters. Sometimes in the heat of the moment, I also like touching my sphincter to their sphincter.

capuccino@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 123d (1 reply)

the sun is a star

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 123d

bryndos@fedia.io · 2 pts · 123d

I think my eyeballs technically have sphincters in them too.

It's a really good chat-up line to comment on someones beautiful eye-anuses.

wabafee@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 123d (1 reply)

Would it be considered anal when someone does you a blowjob?

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 122d

it's a sphincter job.