They are two seperate penises, in the sense that if you have a penis and your friend has a penis, when you jack yourself off, you are not automatically jacking off your friend.
Perhaps I should have labelled the chart better, but I do enjoy theological penis talk.
way to assume the gender and orientation of everyone involved based solely on their genitals. this could be mmm, fff, fmm, ffm, nnn, mnn, mmn, fnn, ffn, or fmn for all we know. that ranges over all the possible kinds of gay, and there are more possible gay states than straight ones, so statisdickally this is most likely to be gay.
No self respecting gay person would be caught dead in that church, other than the obviously fake stained glass it looks aggressively dull, straight church means straight DP in the stained glass
That looks like 2 grey haired men. The nearest guy is looking slightly to the left, head bent forward a bit, the clothes are his. In front of him there's a shorter guy who is looking slightly to the right and it's his ear and side of the face that we can see.
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rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 165 pts · 99d
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 99d
Lossy compression.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 28 pts · 99d
Brilliant.
kunaltyagi@programming.dev · 4 pts · 99d
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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 99d
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waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 98d
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slaacaa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 98d
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anthony43@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 98d
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418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 98d
Y
Skanky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 98d
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418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 98d
U
Pothetato@lemmy.world · 102 pts · 99d
What else could that even be?
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 154 pts · 99d
Fake
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 99d
noo pls i want a romantic DP church wedding
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 99d
100%
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 99d
Gay: only if the balls touch
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
DP
Banana@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 99d
Double dildo?
Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 99d
Palm tree at a desert oasis
scala@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 99d
50MYT@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 99d
This is pre ai
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 99d
The art doesn’t fully represent the holey trinity
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 27 pts · 99d
Technically there are 3 people involved in the maneuver
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 99d
Yea the hole-y trinity
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 99d
Are there only three? I count four in this chart. Three are ganging up on the one in the middle
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 14 pts · 99d
Even in the chart it clearly shows that God is not a seperate entity. That seems to be the entire point of it in fact.
Here, let me illustrate:
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 99d
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 99d
Penis is not penis?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 9 pts · 99d
They are two seperate penises, in the sense that if you have a penis and your friend has a penis, when you jack yourself off, you are not automatically jacking off your friend.
Perhaps I should have labelled the chart better, but I do enjoy theological penis talk.
emerald@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 34 pts · 99d
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 99d
Definitely fake, unfortunately also straight
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 99d
It’s okay when it’s in a three way
It’s not gay when it’s in a three way
When there’s a honey in the middle there’s some leeway
The area is grey in a one, two, three way
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -4 pts · 99d
way to assume the gender and orientation of everyone involved based solely on their genitals. this could be mmm, fff, fmm, ffm, nnn, mnn, mmn, fnn, ffn, or fmn for all we know. that ranges over all the possible kinds of gay, and there are more possible gay states than straight ones, so statisdickally this is most likely to be gay.
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 99d
No self respecting gay person would be caught dead in that church, other than the obviously fake stained glass it looks aggressively dull, straight church means straight DP in the stained glass
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 22 pts · 99d
What if we kissed under the threesome window? 👉👈
Klear@piefed.world · 18 pts · 99d
They kn...
...actually, nah. I don't think they knew in this case.
markz@suppo.fi · 25 pts · 99d
Someone knew
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 99d
Someone possibly knew but couldn't admit they knew because they were worried it might be used to suggest they were impure.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 99d
The Rev probably commissioned it that way so he would know who to scorn if he caught them snickering in the pews...
"Dear God, I have someone new for your damnation this week."
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 99d
Well someone involved in making it probably knew
4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 99d
Yeah like the people photoshopping it had to know it wasn’t real
thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 99d
Come to our destination wedding. Everyone has to take the train.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 99d
Probably fake
See my comment last time this was posted
50MYT@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 99d
All those comments calling it AI.
This one is old. Pre AI.
howrar@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 99d
Amazing how we all just collectively forgot that Photoshop was a thing.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 99d
Show me an old post of it then. I can't find one from before 2026. Or another photo from that place.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 99d
I built this church and window with my bare hands then I was the wedding photographer for this wedding. Its real
Manzas@lemdro.id · 4 pts · 99d
I searched with tineye and the only two results were from 22nd of apric 2026 on tumblr.
TheDarkQuark@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 99d
So, I searched for the mural specifically instead of the entire image in Google Images, and I found this from this reddit post from last year:
I looked the image up in tineye, and found the oldest use to be this picture from pikabu.ru from 2016:
So, while the image itself might be AI, the mural/meme definitely predates AI.
Hated every moment of it!
ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 99d
HarneyToker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 99d
And this is how conspiracy theories start
ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 99d
I built that entire church and window myself
Thebular@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 99d
Also this dude's head is for sure not right
RunawayFixer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 99d
That looks like 2 grey haired men. The nearest guy is looking slightly to the left, head bent forward a bit, the clothes are his. In front of him there's a shorter guy who is looking slightly to the right and it's his ear and side of the face that we can see.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 99d
"Hey, mom, can we go to church again on Sunday? I like church."
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 99d
I knew these people were freaks but dang!
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 99d
Giggity.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 99d