Are naked statues in Europe a thing?

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Boppel@feddit.org · 89 pts · 74d (3 replies)

The prudishness of society is progressing 😔

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 74d

It's truly sad considering how much work was done in the 60s and 70s to break through the boorish puritanical sexual repression which has infected western since the end of the roman empire.

Sexual liberation became commodities as a consumer good in the 1980s.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 74d

In the 80s my father was a Mormon missionary in Sweden. He always talks about the day he walked through a park and saw a woman sunbathing topless. Rest assured he had dreams of all temperatures that night.

Jarix@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 73d

Regressing?

wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe · 68 pts · 74d (14 replies)

As we know no actual women have large breasts and the ones who do are inherently pornographic /s

I hate the world and I hope society collapses soon

webp@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 73d

Women are not allowed to be large breasted.

unknown@piefed.social · -11 pts · 73d (12 replies)

But as we also know many women who are sick of being sexualised and sexually harrassed, maybe not having statues of naked women all over the place would be a respectful thing for society to consider?

I'm with you on that last bit though.

nerv@fedinsfw.app · 17 pts · 73d (6 replies)
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unknown@piefed.social · -2 pts · 73d (5 replies)

Viewing women as decorative sexualised objects is harmful and promotes sexual harrassment.

Having a bunch of statues around of naked women, promotes what perceptions?

Zetta@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 73d (2 replies)

I propose we make more naked statues of not just women, but men as well. Hell let's so some intersex ones as well. Of course keep the women ones too

unknown@piefed.social · -2 pts · 73d (1 reply)

It's a nice thought but the power imbalance is still too great for this not to have a negative impact.

The bodies of women, intersex and trans folk are not considered neutral, so displaying them as naked statues doesn't and isn't going to illicit neutral responses from people.

One day maybe though, in an ideal world.

Zetta@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 72d

🤨 I'd get aroused at some femboy statues, equally aroused. So totally neutral in a way

nerv@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 73d
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14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 71d

if you can't control yourself because of some statue, the statue is not the problem.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 73d (4 replies)

One statue in Denmark.

All over the place.

Sure.

unknown@piefed.social · -1 pts · 73d (3 replies)

Are you under the impression that this is somehow the only public statue of a naked woman?

athatet@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 73d (2 replies)

After a slight bit of research it looks like there are around 60. Still not enough to be all over the place.

unknown@piefed.social · 0 pts · 73d (1 reply)

60 in Denmark?

athatet@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 73d

Not just in Denmark. They are actual all over the place. Oh! I see what you did there. You certainly got me, didn’t you?

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 74d (19 replies)

Depends where in Europe you are. Netherlands has a gnome holding a buttplug.

owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 73d (1 reply)

And don't forget Manneken Pis:

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 73d

Those statues inspired a waffle company in Japan with the same name and they are the most delicious things I've ever had the pleasure of eating.

https://www.manneken.co.jp/smp/

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 74d (4 replies)

Buttplug gnome in Rotterdam is hilarious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(sculpture)

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 74d (1 reply)
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 73d

It's basically the message of A Charlie Brown Christmas.

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 73d (1 reply)

A red version was unveiled in May 2018 in Oslo, Norway. The unveiling was performed by a man, suspended by an overhead crane with hooks through his skin, who pulled off the cover.

What the fuck?

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 73d

I know, right? A red version is just weird

Leavingoldhabits@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 73d (3 replies)

In Oslo we have a really nice red one.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d

Blood for the blood god I guess....

Loid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Ew, kill it with fire

Leavingoldhabits@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 72d

Fire would only make it more awesome

terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Does he ring the bell every time he steals a new buttplug

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 74d

No. Every time a German steals a Dutch bike.

Overspark@piefed.social · 5 pts · 74d

Hey now, that's a canonical Christmas tree he's holding!

LillaApan@feddit.org · 4 pts · 72d (3 replies)

In Dangast, Germany, we have this little fella:

Dangast Phallus

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 71d

in brno, czechia, they have this big guy...

https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brn%C4%9Bnsk%C3%BD_orloj

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 71d (1 reply)
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wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 73d

Is he implying the viewer has a choice between the plug or him?

Mubelotix@jlai.lu · 23 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Which is the definition of a mermaid tbh

leftascenter@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 74d

They should stay hydrodynamic /s

mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 74d

All over. It's traditional.

LordMayor@piefed.social · 11 pts · 73d (3 replies)

How does a tabloid headline count as a meme?

EngineX@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 73d (1 reply)

This lemmy is a one man show, I try to fill it with something entertaining 😬😬

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 71d

good job (no sarcasm). it is hard to do it as a one man show.

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 73d

In this era? What isn't a tabloid? 🤢

Pandantic@midwest.social · 10 pts · 73d (3 replies)

I'm looking at this from a strictly evolutionary standpoint - wouldn't large breasts make swimming more difficult?

calcopiritus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 73d

Makes it easier to attract sailors though. You don't need to move fast if food just comes towards you.

vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 73d

Fat is less dense than water, so while it would hinder swimming it would also benefit floating for longer periods of time with less effort.

If we assume Mermaids are indeed air-breathing amphibians this would provide an evolutionary advantage inline with most ambush predators. Their mythology encourages that characterization well ­— i.e. they wait for passing ships and lure sailors into the water or encourage fishermen to 'catch' them before eating them. One would imagine like a snake or lizard or indeed like many predators of the ocean the goal would then be to preserve calories as much as possible. Therefore floating at or near the surface for easy breathing, heat management, and to encourage their chosen prey to spot them so they can start their ambush is better than being able to swim quickly.

deft@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 73d

Definitely.

Source; otters ain't got titties and neither do platypus. They have nipples but not titties.

ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 74d (1 reply)

In northern Europe they're called hot dreams. In warmer/drier climates we call them wet dreams. In Russia they fantasize about warm water ports.

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 73d

so many replies to chose from...

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 73d (2 replies)

Then give her smaller breasts and move on with your day

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 73d

Spoken like a true cishet male. Ashamed of your own reaction, men? Remove her breasts! Next!

/s

14th_cylon@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 71d

the one with smaller breasts is already there...

The Big Mermaid statue stands at 13ft tall and was originally unveiled in Copenhagen in 2006. It was placed just yards from the iconic Little Mermaid statue.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/denmark-mermaid-statue-remove-ugly-5Hjd8QC_2/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Mermaid_(statue)

leftascenter@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 74d

Fashion for neoclassical statues happened when industry was developing and the 1% wanted to show its wealth. So yes.

Sample from a major park in Paris: https://paris1900.lartnouveau.com/paris01/tuileries/statues_pierre.htm

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 73d

Hey now.

I'm sure it's also some women's fantasy, too.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 73d (4 replies)
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 73d (3 replies)

That's the original that's been there for ages now.

The one in the post not only has massive knockers, she also has a clearly defined buttcrack.

NVM that's a different one:

qarbone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Gah-damn. That sculptor had, let's say, 'a vision'.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 72d

They're aerodynamic.

wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 73d

Oh, those silly sailors of yore. Always thinking like seamen.