RFK Jr. clears path for minors’ use of tanning beds, much to the dismay of dermatologists

he has seen with dining with epstein on one or more photos. his other comment about the other month was about sperm of young men, or boys. he said sperm count was lower now than it was before, Looks like peter thiels rubbing off on him.

It's a union thang. His boss diddles kiddies so they all follow the leader.

Jokes aside, I assume they'd be 18+. At least in my country they are.

or burnt toast.

I would add Doc Martin.

Both the character in the show and this marten named after him:

Notably absent: Dr. Rockso, also Dr. Acula, depending on how high you are.

Good on you for not forgetting about Dre.

You missed Dr. No.

Doctor Zoidberg

I dunno, dude. Zoidberg has an understanding of human anatomy that's tenuous at best, and a lot of his medical advice is completely disastrous. Honestly, if he were in a government health official position, I'm not sure he'd really do any better. Possibly much worse.

doc seismic, seems "progressive", doc pimple popper, sandra lee recently had a stroke , but she dint have significant damage from what ive heard.

You missed Dr. Teeth, Dr. Facilier, and Dr. Bees

EVEN NURSE RATCHET!?!?

BUT SHE WAS SO PILL FORCING!!! TOLD THEM TO LIFT THEIR TONGUES AND EVERYTHING!!!!

lol Danny and the big guy should've left with Jack. At least Danny had a chance to run on that episode of Funny in Sillydelphia.

::: spoiler Sunscreen on face but not neck :::

::: spoiler Trucker :::

Yeah these people have constant access to the internet yet are entirely unable to spend 4 seconds on it to look up picture of middle-aged highland folks who are working in the sun all day.

Weeding out the stupid.

an older woman

Well, you see, there's the problem. These ghouls don't care about any woman over the age of 17.

Presumably somewhere there is a portrait that gets younger every year.

or a toaster oven. apparently his sauana wasnt hot enough.

What’s next cigarettes for kids?

To build up their lung callus, for when they'll get work in the coal mines.

his goal is to make people look like him, his skin all leathery from UV damage, or pleathery.

What's next cigarettes for kids?

Nope, just flavored vapes

Well they need vitamin D too.

Holy shit this is so much more fucked up typed out than in my head.

and a little sewage water, plus some metheylen blue, HEROIN, some steroids , why not for a 70yo man, and some worm eggs. and for dessert some melanoma, SCC, or Bcc.

Reading that in his voice makes it so much worse.

He's just really fucking stupid.

I’m honestly expecting him at some point to encourage people to drink bleach.

Simpsons.. I mean, Trump did it.

Just to get a baaaaase

The pedo ring likes tanned kids...obviously

Because UV rays make vitamin D, and that's probably as far as he thought about it. Anything else is big scary science man talk with risks about something as "healthy" as unlimited concentrated artificial sunlight.

Next up: let's outlaw soap so that we can all have really good, well practiced immune systems.

Actually maybe I shouldn't give them ideas. They might try that.

overbaked to dryness, or pleather.

Indoctrination is a real threat. Set them up for their agendas, and they'll do the rest. Any notion of cancer will just be reflected back by such people, this is much more effective if education is scarce.

especially tanning booth are visited by primarly men/women who has to undress

JD Vance intensifies

These idiots are going to poison themselves with e coli, while mainlining horse dewormer (which won't do anything for the e coli), all while high on psychedelics and cooking themselves in a sunbed. I'm sure that will leave a lovely corpse although I wouldn't want to be the one that has to clean that up.

Though by the sound of it it sounds like they're going to render themselves extinct within a generation.

Plague doctors would have laughed at them for being so unscientific.

have you seen his skin, he lives in a tanning booth.

And they died of starvation!

he was trying to get most powerful worm, the raccoon roundworm.

Ever heard of blankets? Pretty dope technology imho

rfk jr sleeps in a tanning booth no doubt.

they do cook the skin.

What's completely the wrong use of error code 451 as well. It's supposed to be when information is taken down at governmental request, this is them not being prepared to follow minimal safety laws.

Even people who can access this site probably shouldn't because it means they're almost certainly selling your data to 15,000 data partners, the CIA and local police departments.

Edit: also VPNs exist.

Days before the 2024 presidential election, future Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted a statement on X promising to end the US Food and Drug Administration’s “aggressive suppression” of such alternative therapies as raw milk, ivermectin, psychedelics and, somewhat perplexingly, “sunshine.”

While the post did not explain how the FDA was limiting Americans’ access to the sun, many dermatologists were dismayed when Kennedy abruptly withdrew a proposed FDA rule that would have banned minors from using devices that mimic sunlight — indoor tanning lamps.

The rule, which was withdrawn March 16, would have also required indoor tanning facility users to sign a form acknowledging the risk of cancer, early skin aging and other health effects.

Kennedy’s action comes at a time when many adherents of his Make America Healthy Again movement have adopted regular sun exposure as a core principle of wellness, with social media influencers encouraging followers to abandon sunscreen and build up their “solar callus,” or sun tolerance, instead.

The trend has frustrated many dermatologists, who warn that the damage of frequent sunburns and tans accumulates over a lifetime, and those acquired early in life appear to play a disproportionate role in later risk of skin cancer. The Skin Cancer Foundation notes also that you cannot build up a tolerance to sun exposure and “there is no such thing as a ‘solar callus.’ ”

Dermatologists have long cautioned that indoor tanning lamps are no less dangerous, since they expose users to ultraviolet light at concentrations far above natural sunlight. Like sunlight, the lamps emit two different types of ultraviolet wavelengths: UVA, which are longer and penetrate more deeply into the skin, and UVB, which are shorter and more easily burn the outer layers.

Both light sources darken skin through the same biological process: UV rays change the structure and chemical profile of DNA in the skin, which then produces more melanin in order to prevent further damage.

A tanning bed session exposes users to UVB rays akin to those at noon at the equator — an intense experience, but at least one with a terrestrial equivalent, said Hunter Shain, an associate professor of dermatology at UC San Francisco. The UVA radiation in a tanning bed is roughly 15 times that found anywhere on the surface of the planet.