“Today’s proposed legislation is brought to you by our platinum sponsor, KFC. This bill proposes to eliminate school breakfast programs, which will leave kids ready to purchase a finger lickin’ goooooood lunch “
And of course having a UFC fight at the White House will not make the Epstein files go away, or make people stop mentioning Epstein on social media. Because Epstein.
12 Comments
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 81d
“Today’s proposed legislation is brought to you by our platinum sponsor, KFC. This bill proposes to eliminate school breakfast programs, which will leave kids ready to purchase a finger lickin’ goooooood lunch “
village604@adultswim.fan · 33 pts · 81d
I wish Camacho was our president if we're going to get idiocracy
zurohki@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 80d
In Idiocracy, they listened to the smart person. We can only wish we had Idiocracy.
earlstilt@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 81d
UFC is the fighting branch of the “FC”s they’re not so big on the chickens
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 81d
I guess my mind went 20 steps ahead and pictured when we start to see event sponsors become legislation sponsors. I went full ADHD brain there
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 80d
Ultimate Fried Chicken? Sounds fatal 🤔
Depress_Mode@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 81d
Not enough bread, too many circuses
iocase@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 80d
Here, have my shitty meme I made to bring your comment to life visually
Flower@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 80d
Let's hold the billionaire death matches there.
auzy1@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 80d
We could have had the Elon vs zuck one
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 80d
Hey, throughout history the elites had distractions to keep the masses distracted. The Romans had the colosseum.
Remember the Epstien files
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d
And of course having a UFC fight at the White House will not make the Epstein files go away, or make people stop mentioning Epstein on social media. Because Epstein.