I feel like this post is pressuring me into concluding my depression is actually dysphoria so I can continue interacting with the lovely people here. I mean, that's one way to get a nerdy girlfailure in my life...
I’m functionally ace, but I have gay thoughts today, so I guess it’s my safe day. Sounds like the other days I just don’t have to follow the rule
No matter who you pick, any relationship you're in would be at least a little bit gay. Alternatively, you can test hypothetical relationships for gayness using this model.
Being aroace makes it a lot easier - if you're never in a relationship, you are therefore never in a straight relationship, and therefore you are always gay. QED and all that.
43 Comments
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 88d
I'm safe!
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 34 pts · 88d
Damn, discriminating against people with depression.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 14 pts · 88d
I feel like this post is pressuring me into concluding my depression is actually dysphoria so I can continue interacting with the lovely people here. I mean, that's one way to get a nerdy girlfailure in my life...
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 88d
one cure for male loneliness is to turn it into female loneliness 🤔
FerretyFever0@fedia.io · 3 pts · 88d
Does that help?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 88d
It did for me :3
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 88d
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 88d
all terfs must be sacrificed to appease sappho
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 14 pts · 88d
Glory to the roommate!
Maroon@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 88d
Tiger_Man_@szmer.info · 19 pts · 88d
Mac@mander.xyz · 16 pts · 88d
I (privately) consider myself to be bi, even though I'm functionally straight, because i leave room for the possibility.
But, what happens when you get reported? 😬
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 35 pts · 88d
You will be judged by a jury of your queers
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 88d
You get sent to the Owl House realm and experience what joy it is to live in a queer friendly area
Mac@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 88d
That sounds great! I really like queer spaces, even if i don't really fit in.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 88d
Honey if it don't fit, then you must use spit.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 88d
I consider myself to be bi even though I'm functionally gay, so I feel kinship with you. You're in the clear!
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 88d
You two average out each other's bi-ness
juslemmybee@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 88d
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 88d
I’m functionally ace, but I have gay thoughts today, so I guess it’s my safe day. Sounds like the other days I just don’t have to follow the rule
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 88d
Is it gay to like women?
anise@awful.systems · 22 pts · 88d
if you like them in a gay way yes
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 88d
I do like to hold hands
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 88d
If you're a woman/nonbinary, yes!!
SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 88d
Only if you have trouble acting lesbian.
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 88d
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 9 pts · 88d
Well damn. I'll be a good citizen and go self-report myself, do i get a good plea deal this way?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 88d
sorry, you get to go to the gay gulags with the rest of your kind
::: spoiler ... even though this is a joke, it still feels wrong to say 😖 :::
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 7 pts · 88d
What is happening at the Gay gulags? Are we forced to mine Gaysapphium in the Homoerotic Mines?
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 88d
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 88d
KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 88d
Reject modernity embrace tradition: It ain't pride unless its a riot to remind the straights what liberty looks like
thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 88d
i remember seeing a version on R%ddit that claims H#ts will be shot on sight
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 25 pts · 88d
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 88d
Oh, of course - a shot gun!
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 88d
does a gun still work after being shot?
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 88d
This is the smartest conversion therapy
Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 88d
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 88d
No matter who you pick, any relationship you're in would be at least a little bit gay. Alternatively, you can test hypothetical relationships for gayness using this model.
Being aroace makes it a lot easier - if you're never in a relationship, you are therefore never in a straight relationship, and therefore you are always gay. QED and all that.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 88d
Being gay is liking the same gender that you are, so liking other enbies would be gay in your case, I suppose.
Tonava@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 88d
orenj@leminal.space · 5 pts · 88d
oh, fun! any fellas wanna pretend to smooch eachother in the comments? mwa mwa mwwa
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 88d
don't pretend
nightlily@leminal.space · 4 pts · 88d
In German it’s „Juni“ (pronounced you-nii) as in „you need to not be straight“
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 88d
roserose56@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 88d
Pretends to talk and walk like a gay, gets caught anyways and it's forced gay loool.
mossy_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 88d
what do you mean "june", it's just june
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 88d
Sadly, emphasis and quotation use a similar tone in speech so people misuse quotation marks a lot, especially if bold/italics isn't available
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 88d
is fapping to Jordan Jensen gay?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 88d
If you're a woman
Jaycifer@piefed.social · 2 pts · 88d
I often think of myself as a lesbian. hits blunt