c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 86dRotund 613 points · 54 comments · view on lemmy.world
54 Comments
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 160 pts · 86d
It’s like a pet ballsack
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 86d
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine's a lot wrinklier and think there's a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
qualia@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 86d
You need Balltox
Meron35@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 84d
Scrotox
notabot@piefed.social · 16 pts · 86d
It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 86d
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 84d
Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.
einlander@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 86d
The scrotum demands scritches.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 86d
In more ways than one!
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 60 pts · 86d
Sentient ballsack
BooBees@fedinsfw.app · 44 pts · 86d
Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 86d
Moar pixels:
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d
He looks like Alf
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 85d
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 84d
I’m sure he loves pussy as much as Alf
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 83d
What's up with its paw?
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@anarchist.nexus · 14 pts · 86d
This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 86d
The quill gives him power so he'll go slower instead.
TheTetrapod@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 86d
You're thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 86d
Definitely swim faster.
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 86d
There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 86d
Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.
AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 86d
Ok but which Norfolk?
Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 86d
Uk apparently: http://www.foxylodge.yolasite.com/
starlinguk@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 86d
Well, duh.
Jesus...
wieson@feddit.org · 3 pts · 86d
There's only one in the native range of the hedgehog
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 85d
As my brother joked when I showed him this:
"Damn, now he's just a hog."
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 85d
For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 86d
Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold's draws and stung him right on the sack.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 2 pts · 86d
Is that from Golden Girls?
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 86d
No honey I can't eat there on account of my fibroids acting up.
Mucki@feddit.org · 6 pts · 85d
Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 84d
Alf got fat.
goodboyjojo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 84d
i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 85d
But why the massages? Serious question
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 85d
Hedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 86d
Looks like a half-ass-ed job.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d
Never half ass two jobs. Full ass one.
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 85d
So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?
Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 84d
I think sphinx cats are older than the ability to cut in hedgehog genes to your cat.
LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 84d
This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 85d
The weirdest tan egg I've ever seen.
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 84d
The squonk
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d
I hope he is not cold
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d
Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d
Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 86d
Before the viagra kicks in
mondomon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
You're looking at a nude egg.
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 85d
What a cute little meat bag 😂🤣.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
Hypothetically if I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · -8 pts · 86d
When your, when your girl you, when your girlboy you boy when, when boy you you boy when girl
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 86d
Stroke help is on the way.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · -3 pts · 86d
Sad
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 86d
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 2 pts · 85d
Idk Lemmy seems to hate anuerism posting lmao