c/lemmyshitpost · by TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 101dNo good deed goes unpunished 240 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world
31 Comments
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 101d
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 100d
Oh is that why I’m always sick
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 100d
texture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 100d
yet somehow millions of us are doing it daily and everythings fine
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 100d
"Walking is a great way to fall down"
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 100d
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 101d
That's just rude! Gotta be appreciative of anyone willing to eat your ass lol
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 101d
It's worse than that. "Ass to mouth" refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 101d
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 101d
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 101d
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 100d
Hmm rattly.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 100d
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 100d
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 101d
Condoms people condoms
Railing5132@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 100d
that is the bridge too far?
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 100d
You've set a very high bar indeed!
velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 101d
Huh, TIL. I've heard it used for both scenarios.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 101d
I'd give a cheek kiss lol
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 101d
"... then the ass fucker who..."
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 101d
I'll go ass to mouth, but that's because I clean myself out really good when I know I'm gonna get some dick.
djdarren@piefed.social · 14 pts · 101d
You never go ass to mouth.
TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 101d
Sometimes in the heat of the moment you go where it takes you.
redsand@infosec.pub · 18 pts · 101d
What about Bass to Trout?
Instigate@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 101d
No! No, see that’s wrong; it’s being exaggerated again!
redsand@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 100d
Lemmy winks 😉
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
Don't cross the streams, man.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
If the ass was properly prepared, it shouldn't be an issue (and is kinda fun)
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 101d
Just make sure it's up to temp.
sundray@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 101d
They deserve to get their eyeballs licked for that shit.
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 101d
Yeah, pretty douche. I'll always kiss my partner after they serve me.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 101d
That's fair, but also WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU MAKE HIM DOUCHE?
RamSwamson@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 100d
I don't think him douching would've helped her shitty breath tbh