I don't know about that one

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serpineslair@lemmy.world · 145 pts · 53d (15 replies)

It... Is...?

sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 80 pts · 53d (8 replies)

Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 31 pts · 53d (7 replies)

yes but but

damnit after quitting nicotine in two phases I'll be damned if my autistic ass isn't realizing that the hand to mouth thing is a hard bitch to give up

that being said

what's your favorite recipe or something

earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Yeah, I know a person who got addicted to using chapstick to get that hand to mouth fixation. Just constantly applying it. Your mileage may vary.

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 10 pts · 53d

i got a little necklace with a hollow metal tube on it. i really don't even suck or blow on it anymore. i just like flinging it around my fingers, kinda like yo-yo tricks.

oh shit maybe i should get a yo-yo

anecdote time

my biggest issue is when I'm working on computer, i really need to have something hanging out of my mouth.

this was a recent development after going through a phase with vapes that were light enough for me to just hold with my lips, I was never one of those guys that could work with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. tried a couple of times when i was younger and always gagged

sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 53d (1 reply)

what’s your favorite recipe or something

I make really good cherry-garlic ribs.

  • 1 cup soy sauce
  • 1 cup cider vinegar
  • 1 can cherries (pitted)
  • some beer or wine
  • dr pepper OR cherry cola
  • 1 jalapeno pepper
  • 1 small can of tomato paste
  • 4-5 cloves of garlic (chopped small)

roast that at 275 for 5-6 hours

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 51d

Ok, I roasted all that for 5.5 hours - now do I add the ribs?

_fryerDan@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 53d

Fried chicken seasoning: 2 Tablespoons Kosher Salt 2 Tablespoons Hungarian Paprika 2 Teaspoons Garlic Powder 1 Teaspoon Cayenne Pepper 🤌

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Weed Stroganoff. It's beef stroganoff, but made with a healthy dollop of weed butter. The flavor slightly improves the dish.

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 2 pts · 51d

i will try this tonight!

reader@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 53d (5 replies)

unemployment will kill you

YoFrodo@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 53d

Me listening to a discussion comparing two things then going "uh, actually this third thing is also bad"

velma@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Newsflash: many employed people use drugs.

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 21 pts · 53d

I'm high at work right now!

serpineslair@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 53d

Good thing I'm not unemployed then.

ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 53d

No worries. The rat race will too. Or at least kill the humanity you contained, and leave you a shell of a being.

yesman@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 53d (17 replies)

The idea that losers abuse substances is the one of the dumbest correlation/causation mistakes. Almost as stupid as "black people are more likely to be criminal".

Godric@lemmy.world · -66 pts · 53d (16 replies)

True, being absolutely zooted at 4 pm on a Wednesday is for winners!

Float@startrek.website · 45 pts · 53d (4 replies)

I'm off work and at home by 4pm, so I'll have a joint if I like, thanks.

Godric@lemmy.world · -16 pts · 53d (3 replies)

I'm stuck at work by that time, power to ya!

athatet@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 53d

You should smoke a joint. Will make the rest of your shift fuckin fly by.

0x0@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Working sober is like pooping at home, a waste of time

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 51d

Spoken like a true bidet non haver.

null@piefed.nullspace.lol · 33 pts · 53d

Judging other people for being zooted at 4 pm on a Wednesday even moreso!

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 53d (1 reply)

absolutely zooted

What decade is this?

sydd@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 53d

The 20's, everything checks out.

velma@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 53d

It’s the winners that can afford the good, top shelf weed ;)

Schmoo@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 52d

Moralizing to drug addicts helps no one. All it does is make you feel better about yourself for a bit and make someone else feel worse when they're already down and using to cope. Your attitude actually contributes to a culture that promotes unhealthy relationships with substances.

redsand@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 53d (2 replies)

Yes. Half your board are probably ripped by 4:25 every day.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Cannabis is isn't a board of directors drug. Cocaine is.

redsand@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 52d

Both.

FishFace@piefed.social · 5 pts · 53d

not talking about causation

Ok

jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 53d

Lol

teslasaur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d

Only if you like being homeless!

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 98 pts · 53d
  • Be Unemployed

  • Do literally anything

Fascist: "This is why you're unemployed"

paultimate14@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 53d (6 replies)

I smoked weed and went progressively harder for the last few years.I really enjoyed it a lot: my joints felt better, sleep was easier, I found more joy in movies, TV shows, music, food, and sex. Exercise was easier and I lost weight.

Starting last fall I noticed my memory was getting bad, and at times my mind woukd just shut down. So at first I cut back, then stopped it entirely. Been completely off for 3 months nkw, which should be more than enough time for all the THC to be out of my system and my canmabanoid receptors to be reset. I never used it until my 30's so there should.be pretty much no risk of long-term issues.

Since then, I'm proud to report that those same problems just got even worse AND I've lost all of the benefits! Yay!

procrastitron@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Try playing n-back games to improve your memory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-back

Memory is a skill and can atrophy over time, but you can also improve it over time with the right practice.

mashr4@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 51d

There's no scientific proof it works.

velma@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 53d

Sounds like it’s time to start using again haha

I’ve used medical marijuana for close to 20 years now for an autoimmune disease. Yeah maybe I’m a little more forgetful, but hot damn! Being able to get out of bed and function is worth it.

RepublicansAreEvil@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 53d

Yeah I am on a break too and haven't noticed this lightning fast recall that others talked about in terms of memory. But then again I smoked a lot and never had that bad of a memory to begin with unless I was like cheech and Chong level baked

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Did you get the insanely vivid dreams after quitting?

paultimate14@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 51d

No, though I eentftom not dreaming at all (or not remembering them) to dreaming occasionally.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 23 pts · 53d (16 replies)

Sorry gents and gentiles, moderation is the only safe thing, and sometimes not even that.

EffortlessGrace@piefed.social · 12 pts · 53d

"Everything in moderation, including moderation."

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 7 pts · 53d (4 replies)

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 53d (3 replies)

Oof, so I basically said "Jewish men, and everyone else" 😬

Edit: er? Wait, theres some nested logic shit going on here.

Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 11 pts · 53d (2 replies)

Yeah the phrase to me means all men, and all non Jewish people, so by definition everyone but Jewish women, heh. It struck me as funny so instead of working I made a stupid venn diagram, which seemed a better use of my time.

Janx@piefed.social · 5 pts · 52d

Wait, you made that? I don't know what your work is, but this was definitely a better use of your time!

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 3 pts · 53d

I agree, it was very informative, I only said it cause it rhymed lol

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 53d (8 replies)

moderation is the only safe thing

Safety isn't the only priority.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 53d (7 replies)

In the context of this meme it is.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 53d (6 replies)

context of this meme

A magical children's toy with no genitals?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d

Wait I thought we were talking about caillou where the hell did genitals come from

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 53d (4 replies)

Read the fucking words on the image asshat

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d (3 replies)

Look at the picture, sweetheart.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 53d (2 replies)

The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context. You've apparently never seen a meme before.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 53d

The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context.

tomi000@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 53d

One can still be safer than the other.

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 53d (1 reply)

With booze, you lose. With dope, there's hope!

LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 52d
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greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 51d (7 replies)

When it comes to drugs, play the long game so you can enjoy them your whole life. Take breaks, switch things up. Don't let the drugs control you.

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 51d (5 replies)

That's why I didnt even bother with them. I am easily addicted so I'd rather only deal with the addictions I already have

0x0@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 51d (4 replies)

Lpt: If you make up weekly schedule based on cross tolerance and stick to it you can avoid addiction for longer.

Meth Monday

Tramadol Tuesday

Weed Wednesday

Etc

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 51d (3 replies)

Please don't recommend me taking drugs. I Don't want drugs anywhere in my life.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 51d (1 reply)

Ask your doctor if shitpostax is right for you

0x0@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 51d

They put me on shitpostifine instead but its really not working out for me

0x0@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 51d

Stop replying in shitposts about drugs then genius

MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 50d

I've been switching between PCP and angel dust for years. Just when I feel I'm becoming addicted to one I just switch, and I'm totally sane, maybe even THE MOST sane person. I should run for president!

gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 53d (1 reply)

Alcohol cures liver

tomi000@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 53d

It can also cure life

mashr4@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 51d

Check your local NA meetings people, it helps. Don't compare substances, everything can be harmful. I'd argue that culture around these 2 can be really toxic, glorifying use without acknowledging risks.

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 53d (7 replies)

Have you ever saw half a police department steping on someones ass or breaking into a house because someone got a few dozens of well brewed alcoholic beverages? Alcohol is safer

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 53d (2 replies)

Not everyone lives in a country with stupid drug laws. The danger is not from weed, it's from your dogshit government.

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 53d (1 reply)

I thought it was obvious that that was my argument

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 53d

Unfortunately no opinion is too stupid to be sincere on the internet, can't be sure anything is sarcasm unless it has an /s

tomi000@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d (2 replies)

Have you seen molotov cocktails?

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d (1 reply)

You mean the things that protects you from the police? I thought they were made from mixing naphta with some other liquid. Alcohol burn fast, naphta causes better effect.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 53d

I used to live in a dry cleaners and the thought of flaming naphtha is terrifying

Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 53d

That does occasionally happen in Saudi - for sure. Mostly it’s the immigrants being raided, for obvious reasons.

lonerangers1@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 51d

"Me" and "the alcoholic" are the same person

motruck@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 52d

Cause they don't have a job to make money for a corporate king they are Dipshits, right?