If you look at the report they published Trump is listed as being 0.3 BMI points away from counting as obese which is hilariously convenient. On his blood analysis they even put his cholesterol levels as being normal when he's an obese 80 year old that barely exercises.

ji59@hilariouschaos.com · 8 pts · 75d (1 reply)

Barely exercises? He plays golf daily!

ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 74d

Driving that golf cart all the way onto the green surely burns many calories.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 74d

He's not obese, he's morbidly obese, even by US standards constantly being changed.

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 74d (2 replies)

Cholesterol could be ok, it's about 90% genetic.

LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 73d (1 reply)

Even if he had genetics on his side, his cholesterol would be sky high.

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d

No, My dad was over 280, mid 70s, lived off of fried chicken sandwiches and subway. Had normal cholesterol...

bw42@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 75d (2 replies)

That seems like a completely normal amount of medical specialsts needed for a routine checkup.

/s btw

billwashere@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 75d

Next time I go in for my physical I’m gonna ask where my other 21 physicians are.

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 73d

Is it routine to have checkups like every month and a half?

Wytch@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 75d (13 replies)

Let's see here, I got the list... Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd... Dr. Evil.

Seems legit. I think he's probably fine.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 75d

He needs to see Dr. Kevorkian, too bad he died.

Hayduke@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 75d (2 replies)

Dr Nick Riviera. “…the red thing’s connected to my - wristwatch. Uh oh”

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 75d

HI DR. NICK!

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 74d

" if you die...you don't pay!"

That's serious commitment.

Sunschein@piefed.social · 6 pts · 75d

I'm pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn't make it.

Dultas@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 74d

Dr. Rockso

jode@pawb.social · 3 pts · 74d

Dr. Venture

BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 75d

Dr. Venture is the one who concerns me the most.

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 73d

No Dr. Horrible? =(

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d

What about that doctor Bugs Bunny is always greeting?

santa@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 74d

Dr. Oz?! lol

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 74d (1 reply)

The show is (was?) called Doctor Who. The character is just The Doctor.

monotremata@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 74d

But then there's that whole exchange from World Enough and Time that ends with this:

DOCTOR: Please, listen to me. Look at me. Go on, look at me. That's good. That's very, very good. Now, do you see this mad woman sitting in this chair? Her name isn't Doctor Who. My name is Doctor Who.

NARDOLE: It isn't, is it?

DOCTOR: I like it.

I know they're doing a bit, but I think it provides adequate cover for proper geeks to nevertheless use the expression when it'll provide shorthand clarity.

mgrecca2026@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 74d (5 replies)

Trump healthy? u decide

santa@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 74d (4 replies)

Looks like zombie pics

daannii@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 74d

Weekend at bernies

partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 74d (2 replies)

That ear is in pinnacle condition though. Must be what they’re referring to when they talk about his health. Not a blemish in sight.

santa@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Or the divot in the neck!

partofthevoice@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 73d

Ah, didn’t catch that. I thought it was pointing out the lack of bullet scars on the ear.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 17 pts · 74d

Whatever he's got, I hope it's really painful.

tenchiken@anarchist.nexus · 16 pts · 75d (3 replies)

lol.

lmfao even.

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 75d (2 replies)

Roflwaffle perhaps

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 75d (1 reply)

Roflmafaoatcrstd!

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d

https://youtu.be/eOifa1WrOnQ?is=OxT1jjfgOKwcM_QA

TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 75d (4 replies)

22??

jumjummy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 75d (1 reply)

Try not to get any more doctors on the way to the parking lot!

aceshigh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 73d

Hey you get back here!

panda_abyss@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 75d (1 reply)

He’s just that healthy!

eddanja@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 75d

They're doing studies to see how he's able to be so healthy.

reddig33@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 75d (2 replies)

22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.

Zaktor@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 74d

Even if it was free to us plebs, having 22 specialists look at you for a "regular checkup" wouldn't primarily be an indication of how great the medical system was.

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d

If Ole' Poopypants croaks, they might have to give more medical care to poor people, which is why they'll keep him alive at all costs.

tamal3@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 74d (1 reply)

I thought it said "Trump assassinated... "

daannii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 74d

Wishful thinking 😉

Furbag@pawb.social · 12 pts · 75d

Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 75d

dizzle18@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 75d (3 replies)

Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you're dead within a year. Maybe they're all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 75d (2 replies)

Definitely going to suffer a massive coronary event in the next 2-3 months I bet. He's actually stressing out because so many hate him, even amongst his former base, he thought a war with Iran would be easy, his own party and base are starting to realize this isn't good. Add in what we've seen and heard of his medical issues, his ticket is about to explode.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 74d

Much higher chance of another stroke. He's definitely had strokes.

The bruising is from blood thinners, the neck scarring is from trying to increase blood flow to his brain to counter his obvious dementia.

7101334@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d

If this happens, I will buy hash oil, shape it into a fat old fascist, and dab the whole thing.

I think you might be right about approval ratings stressing him out though. How much people like him and how much money he has are basically the only two things he's capable of caring about.

bigbangdangler@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 75d (1 reply)

More doctors than anyone! Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Zaktor@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 74d

More doctors at checkups, more dementia tests, and more medical visits than anyone. He truly is the healthiest person there is.

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 73d

I hope he dies soon.

MartianRecon@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 74d (3 replies)

'We're in the Endgame now.'

forkDestroyer@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 74d (2 replies)

He needs to make it to the halfway mark so that Vance doesn't have it count as a full term (and can therefore run over the next 2 elections).

7101334@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d (1 reply)

I don't think even MAGA is voting for Vance lol, but maybe they will if the podcasts tell them to

They're leaning more towards Tucker Carlson afaik. Which is concerning, because he's the smart Christofascist I was originally worried DeSantis represented.

MartianRecon@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 73d

I think that's what he is planning. I don't think that's going to happen. Dude looks like he's on deaths door.

green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 5 pts · 74d (1 reply)

That’s a lot of gynecologists.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 74d

Need some for the neckgina.

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 75d

Imaginary physicians.

dektep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 75d (2 replies)

i wish he would hurry up and…

Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 74d (1 reply)

Deepthroat the small end of a 12 gauge