I had a lot of fun with electromagnetism, I think Maxwell equations are really beautiful. Some of the most beautiful equations ever. They look so pretty in differential form, even though I found them easier to understand in integral form!
Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply....
I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.
Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it'll work.
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Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 62d
Some women are like Faraday cages.
CallMeAl@piefed.zip · 51 pts · 62d
Full of holes but won't allow my emissions?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 62d
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 62d
No-Zap November
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 60d
Username checks out
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 60d
Yes! I'm an electric field in search of a magnetic field to make waves with!
(Yes I know I induce my own magnetic field but... that's the problem with metaphors...)
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 60d
lol, i have a physics exam on electromagnetism today
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 60d
Good luck with it! I wish you all the best!
I had a lot of fun with electromagnetism, I think Maxwell equations are really beautiful. Some of the most beautiful equations ever. They look so pretty in differential form, even though I found them easier to understand in integral form!
May the Force be with you.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 61d
Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won't get good signal.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 61d
It's dns, it's always dns...
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 61d
This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d
"Here comes a CloudFlare outage from the top rope with a steel chair!"
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 62d
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 61d
“Connectivity problems”
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 62d
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she's feeling phreaky.
jqubed@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 62d
There’s a 568C?
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 62d
If you have to ask, it's not for you.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 61d
Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply....
sundray@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 62d
Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 62d
Best way to ensure this is to demand they've gotten the Covid vaccine.
mech@feddit.org · 19 pts · 61d
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I'm inside her.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 62d
Plug her into the router?
rangber@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 61d
Airplane mode
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 61d
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
HorreC@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 62d
you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 60d
accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 61d
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d
This explains shark week...
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 60d
Dipole? Kinky!
I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.
Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it'll work.
Instigate@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 62d
I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 61d
Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!
LouNeko@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 62d
Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 62d
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 62d
:þ
Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 62d
Mostly going through a tunnel.
daggermoon@piefed.world · 4 pts · 62d
fascist beliefs
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 61d
but what if she's really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 61d
I don't understand the question.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d
Feeling like she's cheated on you.
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 62d
atoms I think
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d
He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d
Electrolytes
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d
User error
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 61d
Water mostly
turdburglar@piefed.social · 2 pts · 61d
Uhh... I don't know sir.
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 62d
Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness...
sinematic@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 61d
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d
If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and to replenish his electrolytes.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 60d
The woman must be carrying jam
Teknikal@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 62d
Cooties
demous@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 60d
“Jam. A man. A fortune”
jobbies@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 62d
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 62d
You might want to rephrase that
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 62d