What makes a man?

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52 Comments

Bruncvik@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 62d (8 replies)

Some women are like Faraday cages.

CallMeAl@piefed.zip · 51 pts · 62d

Full of holes but won't allow my emissions?

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 62d (5 replies)

I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 62d

No-Zap November

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 60d (3 replies)

Username checks out

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 60d (2 replies)

Yes! I'm an electric field in search of a magnetic field to make waves with!

(Yes I know I induce my own magnetic field but... that's the problem with metaphors...)

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 60d (1 reply)

lol, i have a physics exam on electromagnetism today

CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 60d

Good luck with it! I wish you all the best!

I had a lot of fun with electromagnetism, I think Maxwell equations are really beautiful. Some of the most beautiful equations ever. They look so pretty in differential form, even though I found them easier to understand in integral form!

May the Force be with you.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 61d

Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won't get good signal.

zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 61d (2 replies)

It's dns, it's always dns...

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 61d

This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d

"Here comes a CloudFlare outage from the top rope with a steel chair!"

LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 62d (1 reply)
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ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 62d (3 replies)

Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she's feeling phreaky.

jqubed@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 62d (2 replies)

There’s a 568C?

Burninator05@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 62d (1 reply)

If you have to ask, it's not for you.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 61d

Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply....

sundray@lemmus.org · 21 pts · 62d (1 reply)

Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.

RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 62d

Best way to ensure this is to demand they've gotten the Covid vaccine.

mech@feddit.org · 19 pts · 61d

Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I'm inside her.

LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 62d

Plug her into the router?

rangber@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 61d

Airplane mode

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 61d

Now they trying to put internet in women too.

Next, they will put ads on them too!

HorreC@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 62d

you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 60d

accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 61d (1 reply)

Sharks chewing on undersea cables?

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d

This explains shark week...

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 61d (1 reply)

When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?

LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 60d

Dipole? Kinky!

I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.

Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it'll work.

Instigate@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 62d (1 reply)

I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 61d

Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!

LouNeko@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 62d

Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 62d

Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting

Una@europe.pub · 5 pts · 62d

Egonallanon@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 62d

Mostly going through a tunnel.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 4 pts · 62d (2 replies)

fascist beliefs

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 61d (1 reply)

but what if she's really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?

daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 61d

I don't understand the question.

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 62d

Feeling like she's cheated on you.

IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 62d

atoms I think

CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d

He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him

wowwoweowza@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 61d

Electrolytes

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 62d

User error

DeadDigger@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 61d

Water mostly

turdburglar@piefed.social · 2 pts · 61d

Uhh... I don't know sir.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 62d

Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness...

sinematic@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 61d

When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 61d

If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and to replenish his electrolytes.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 60d

The woman must be carrying jam

Teknikal@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 62d

Cooties

demous@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 60d

“Jam. A man. A fortune”

jobbies@lemmy.zip · -1 pts · 62d (2 replies)
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daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 62d (1 reply)

You might want to rephrase that

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 62d
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