Mitch McConnell, 84, hospitalized for second time in just a few months

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-kentucky-senator-health-b2995533.html

Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for an undisclosed medical issue, according to a spokesperson.

The 84-year-old was admitted to a hospital Sunday morning and “is receiving excellent care,” his office said.

It wasn’t immediately made public why he was taken to the hospital.

McConnell has suffered a series of health issues in recent years and was hospitalized for eight days in February for flu-like symptoms.

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javasux@lemmy.world · 119 pts · 66d (12 replies)

Imagine if he were doing literally any other job. How ridiculous it would be for him not to have retired yet

it_depends_man@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 66d (8 replies)

I don't even really understand why people like that cling to power the way they do.

They're literally dying on the job. Don't they want to retire? Spend their money a bit?

They're not even a dictator where everyone and their mother will come after the scraps of the kingdom when they show weakness.

ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 62 pts · 66d (1 reply)

These people are basically retired. Their primary activity is fundraising, which is talking to the same few hundred people for the last 30 years. Helping constituents is handled by the office, so are policy decisions. They actually work for a few days a quarter, and the perks more than compensate for it.

Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca · 11 pts · 65d

This right here. When work isn't actual work and you just go for meals and social outing's or golf days its better than retirement

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 66d

It’s not just a job anymore, it’s their entire identity. We all work with people like this at some point. The job is all they are, they have nothing else outside of that. Add the control fetish so many of them have and they cannot leave.

Astronut@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 66d

Hell, I retired at 55 so I could enjoy the rest of my life and I’m just upper white trash!

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 65d (1 reply)

they have no other skills

RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

You mean like gardening or scrapbooking?

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

For him hating the population isn't just a job, it is a way of life.

Jensby@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
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Akasazh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 66d (2 replies)

People need protection from this. Mandatory agree limits for all public functions.

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 5 pts · 65d (1 reply)

no federal office holders over the age of 75? (65?)

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 65d

65 retirement age. Mandatory for everybody.

UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 66d

Just fucking die already.

TootTootComingThru@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Not gonna sugar coat it. Hope he dies terrified and in pain.

Soup@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d

If he even knows where he is. There’s an incredibly high chance he’ll just space out again as his brain fails to connect to the rest of his body.

Astronut@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 66d (2 replies)

Someone start the water boiling. It’s time to start prepping the turtle soup!

seathru@quokk.au · 2 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Add some broth, a potato... baby you got a stew going!

Astronut@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 65d

Now get in the pot you old cantankerous sumbitch! Gonna take a shitload of seasoning!

ProIsh@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 66d

Die bitch

ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip · 26 pts · 66d

I hope the mortician can find out why. Fingers crossed.

switcheroo@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 65d

It'd be nice if people would start reminding him that once he kicks the bucket, he's heading somewhere very hot and unpleasant. And we love that for him.

And if religion is wrong, then he's going to the void of endless nothing and he is going to be remembered for being a PoS waste of oxygen who protects pedophiles.

jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 66d (2 replies)

"It wasn't immediately made public why he was taken to the hospital."

Oh, maybe because he fucking 84 and shouldn't represent Americans. Dude was alive when we dropped the atomic bomb during world war 2.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 66d (1 reply)

Has been a senator for as long as I've been alive.

jaschen306@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 65d

Dude is older than my grandma and she shits her pants and thinks 8 year old son is her own son.

KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 20 pts · 65d (2 replies)

Apparently his upper respiratory system was compromised by a shit blockage. The doctor explained "kissing trump's ass for almost ten years without restraint has caused a fecal buildup that has not only blocked his nasal passages but has filled his veins with shit dust. As you know the heart has a hard time pumping shit dust instead of blood".

jestho@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d (1 reply)

*takes notes*

KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 65d

This WILL be on the test.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Health tip for everyone:

Drink more water.

No. Not because it's good for you. But because in the next few years, there's going to be an awful lot of graves coming up to be pissing on.

FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 65d

Nah, I'll just eat a lot of spicy food the day of.

Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org · 17 pts · 66d

Imagine if we had TWO big beautiful days back to back.

800XL@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 65d

Fucking die already you piece of shit.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 66d (1 reply)

🤞

Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 66d

Inshallah

lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 13 pts · 65d

I don't need constant health updates on this motherfucker. Just tell me when he's dead. Or if something hilarious that's going to make him suffer incredibly for the rest of his life happens.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 66d (1 reply)

Go to hell Moscow Mitch

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 3 pts · 65d

Mitch the Glitch has been at least in purgatory for some time now

audaxdreik@pawb.social · 12 pts · 66d

So many of these ancient ghouls will die before they ever see any justice. All we can do is record their awful deeds and make sure their names are remembered in history as abhorrent.

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 65d (1 reply)

Unfortunately we won't get that lucky.

Tortoises live for centuries.

FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 65d

He’s running out of time and he’s not a tortoise, plus comparing Mitch McConnell to innocent tortoises is a insult to tortoises

DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 66d

Whatever it is, I hope it's painful and lasts a long time.

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 65d (2 replies)

He opened the his car window and was nearly pummeled to death by his own wattle, saved u a klik

EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 65d (1 reply)

That's a new addition to the vocabulary. Thanks!

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 65d

Try dewlap, that's a nice one too.

Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 66d

Hopefully for the final time

LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 65d (1 reply)

The worst part about him being sick is you know as soon as he kicks the bucket they'll find someone even worse to replace him.

Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 65d

The second worse part is our taxes are paying for his top quality health care while he helped 1. Make sure they pay little to no taxes and 2. Helped push the narrative that taxpayer funded health care is wrong

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 66d (1 reply)

I hope it kills him.

Insekticus@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 66d

I just hope it's excruciatingly painful for him.

Snapz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 65d

Hope your death is only as painful as you deserve, Mitch - You were a vicious cancer on the world that we nay never recover from, and all because you got caught having sex with a guy in the military.

Exatron@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 65d

Shouldn't voters get a say on his treatment?

santa@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 66d

One less vote.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d

A normal person would just retire.

Inucune@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d

Mitch the lich.

AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 65d

Too bad this didn't happen 30 years ago

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 pts · 65d

Someone had to reboot Glitchy McConnell.

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d

I'm finally getting the hang of this voodoo shit

Zier@fedia.io · 4 pts · 66d

Let me know when we have a funeral date.

stringere@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 65d

You're leaving too late you fucking malignant turtle.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 66d

Don’t give up, hospitalized, you can do it.

droniecarp@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 65d

Just let us know when he's dead, thanks.

HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 65d

Is it gauche if an atheist prays for the polio to go to his brain?

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 66d

Good.

Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

He's edging us all, with this will he won't he

Chr0nos1@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

Yet another sign that we need age limits for people in government

sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io · 2 pts · 65d

The one turtle I'd like to see smeared along the pavement by a semi.

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d

Praying for his speedy return to Hell

grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 65d

“he’s dead, Jim…”

certified_expert@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d

Hello lemings. I am not USian. I recognize the face of this guy and understands that a lot of people hates him.

Why in particular is that? If you could eli15 it to me, I would appreciate it.