When a non-serious person is acting serious, they just look angry. Pete would have benefitted more from acting lessons than a whitehouse make-up chair.
We need to act now so any opposition knows that the only acceptable option is to push back.
At this point no one believes in status quo and no one wants it. The only acceptable move for opposition is to prosecute those people and also stay implementing progressive policies to help people.
From the land of the exceptional and the home of the clueless? Yeah, probably. He thinks he's the hero in an action movie, instead of an oafish villain in a tragic comedy.
They absolutely were stupid enough to think that there would be one wave, and that would be it. They think like children, and only consider what's right in front of them. They never think about Steps 2, 3, etc.
Trump confirmed it a week or two later, when he actually told the media that they were shocked that they actually fired back, NOBODY could have predicted that. Hey loser, EVERYBODY predicted it, and they've been predicting it for years.
phegs$ claude
❯ Claude, wtf! You told me we should bomb Iran! It didn't work!
* wrangling
You're right to push back. That's on me.
Would you like me to draft a plan to bomb a similar country?
38 Comments
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 138 pts · 50d
username_1@discuss.tchncs.de · 59 pts · 50d
At least it was a war. Imagine having a Department of Special Military Operations.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 50d
Department of Excursions
Mantzy81@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 50d
That's the secret service, with all the golf trips they go on
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d
Excretions
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 50d
When a non-serious person is acting serious, they just look angry. Pete would have benefitted more from acting lessons than a whitehouse make-up chair.
tempest@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 50d
Right? Looks like he is struggling to take a shit in that pic
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 50d
You would think that would be easy for him, considering he is full of it.
TallonMetroid@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 50d
Nah, if shitting were easy for him then he wouldn't be full of it anymore.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social · 38 pts · 50d
To be fair, Trump has announced this war is finished 38 times already. So he's lost 38 wars.
herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 50d
Pete Hegseth is the biggest loser in the world. He took the largest military in the world, and than lost against a couple of mullahs in funny hats.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 49d
Also
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 49d
That's a a handy list to start with in 2029, possibly earlier.
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 49d
Reygle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d
I regret I can offer only one single upward arrow to your submission
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 48d
We need to act now so any opposition knows that the only acceptable option is to push back.
At this point no one believes in status quo and no one wants it. The only acceptable move for opposition is to prosecute those people and also stay implementing progressive policies to help people.
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d
So in truth, he lost to their Ministry of Silly Hats?
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 49d
Fact check: TRUE ✅
wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 50d
Hegseth drinks his own piss
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 50d
.... But only because it's 80 proof
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 50d
He didn't name it the department of winning wars. Checkmate libs.
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 21 pts · 50d
One has to wonder if he expected Iran to fight back, if he was naïve enough to assume they’d simply roll over.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 50d
From the land of the exceptional and the home of the clueless? Yeah, probably. He thinks he's the hero in an action movie, instead of an oafish villain in a tragic comedy.
pennomi@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 50d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 49d
They absolutely were stupid enough to think that there would be one wave, and that would be it. They think like children, and only consider what's right in front of them. They never think about Steps 2, 3, etc.
Trump confirmed it a week or two later, when he actually told the media that they were shocked that they actually fired back, NOBODY could have predicted that. Hey loser, EVERYBODY predicted it, and they've been predicting it for years.
optimisticturtle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d
uuj8za@piefed.social · 2 pts · 49d
A lot of magats in my town expected Iran to roll over.
"We're the most powerful country on Earth!'
ChetManly@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 50d
It's the DoD unless changed by an act of Congress no matter how much the tiny dick drunkard wants it to be otherwise.
eatCasserole@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 49d
If they want to be successful at doing the thing that's in their name, they just need to add one word: "department of war crimes"
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 50d
Listen, you guys, if you could see him do a keg-stand, you'd totally realize how cool he is. /s
uuj8za@piefed.social · 15 pts · 49d
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 49d
Losers lose. No one really notices how much they lose and how big a loser they are until they are in the spot light.
lunaluster@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 50d
The DoW.. The DoW is at 300 billion dollars...
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 49d
department of loosers
pachrist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d
Hey now, it definitely absolutely definitively was not a war. So it's impossible to lose it, right?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d
its the department of pickled punkass petey
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d
You can’t lose a war if you are constantly starting new ones…
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d
Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d
They all do, from Korea, Vietnam to Somalia and Afghanistan.
Going to war is their whole identity, and they suck at it.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 50d
Poor luck Pete