can I skip the exercise part?

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floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 88 pts · 42d (6 replies)

Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you'll only have to do this for one day

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 42d (3 replies)

I only drink pH14 water

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 42d (2 replies)

That stopped being water long ago

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Hey, it’s still in aqueous solution.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d

Sorry, I can't understand you with that gaping, smoldering puddle where your lower jaw and esophagus used to be. Can you repeat that?

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 42d

whatever kills you makes you stronger!

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!

Edit: e tú, autocorrect?

expatriado@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 42d

bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 42d (15 replies)

Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?

Duranie@leminal.space · 27 pts · 42d

This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.

Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe! 🫪

ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 42d (4 replies)

It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too

CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 42d (3 replies)

Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline...

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 42d (2 replies)

Before or after you cut their face off?

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 41d (1 reply)

After, obviously. Gotta keep the lips unscarred.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 41d

👄

rbos@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 42d (3 replies)

Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.

Smeagol666@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Is that you, Gwyneth? Is this me?

rbos@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 42d

Got it in one!

snoons@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 41d

SqUiRt Of LeMoN!

Jaycifer@piefed.social · 6 pts · 42d (1 reply)

It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.

DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 42d

Wouldn’t a Tums be just as effective? And cheaper?

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d

It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.

But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion (which can lead to cancer).

So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 42d (1 reply)

You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone's face and sewing in place of yours?

ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 41d

I know, it's like they want to piss on the poor or something

A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 42d

ceenote@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 42d (2 replies)

Not sure the daily sun will be good for my sewn-on face. Better get extras.

chaogomu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

You do you, but I'm going to stick with the recommendation of one per day. Any more than that just seems wasteful.

GhostFace@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 42d

Leatherface only needed 3 faces. That should be enough for the rest of us.

forgetful_fox@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 42d (2 replies)

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 42d

You want to take his face... Off.

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d

Beat me to it.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 42d

no sugar

I ded

Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 42d (3 replies)

High pH water is a deal breaker for me

Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d (2 replies)

What does that even mean?

normalentrance@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 42d

It's basic...

Opposed to acidic. I'll see myself out.

HereIAm@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 41d

Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!

https://youtu.be/rBQhdO2UxaQ

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 42d

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 8 pts · 42d

Switch? I'll take your exercise while you take my mandatory 30 min sun part?

Brummbaer@pawb.social · 7 pts · 41d

My water refuses to go over 7 pH , I blame the covid vaccines.

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d

I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 42d

pewpew@feddit.it · 5 pts · 41d (3 replies)

No sugar? Is that good advice?

kadotux@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 41d

It's probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn't a lot

guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 41d

Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.

zarathustrad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 41d

Wait till they find out why fruit tastes sweet, and what starch is made of.

bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d

Does capturing the person count as one of the workouts?

Formfiller@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d

Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing

texture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 42d (2 replies)

i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Memes don't count

texture@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d

send me the list of what counts, lost mine

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 42d (2 replies)

I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.

prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d (1 reply)

If you can't sleep 8 hours within a 30 day period, you should seek medical help. I can sleep 8+ hours in just a week, and I'm not even that good at sleeping.

Cabbage_Pout61@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d

I'll one up you, I can sleep 8h in... Two days!

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d

It puts the 70 spf lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. 15 minutes before sun exposure.

Sergio@piefed.social · 3 pts · 42d

lostepisodesfoundagain@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 42d

where's the part where I contemplate shooting myself for the 6th time this week

hubobes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 41d

Nice, almost there, need to work on that no sugar part, hard to not get some cravings.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

I think the mediate 10 minutes is something thst turns a lot of people off but the secret is you just have to sit quietly not thinking about much. That's what's important

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 41d

The Ed Gein detox

robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

I eat a lot of fruit. Fruit has sugar in it. Do I have to quit fruits?

Rawrosaurus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 42d

I do all of these except for the last two and I have been genuinely unrecognizable by people I once knew. Though I don't really check the pH of the water I drink, I just make sure it is water that is safe to drink. The funniest encounter I've had though was my sister, who I don't have much contact with, who seemed unsure if it was even me at first.