c/lemmyshitpost · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 60dwith free peanuts as wingman 332 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
istdaslol@feddit.org · 64 pts · 60d
Don’t trust them they want you to join their Mormon cult
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 27 pts · 60d
I will happily believe in Joseph Smith and his Seer Stones for a few hours, if it means... you know
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 60d
Soaking?
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 60d
secret underwear
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 60d
It's definitely no secret, but it is magic.
yaroto98@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 60d
Not with those porn shoulders hanging out. Sluts.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 60d
Damn, girls get multiple kinds of shoulder these days? I only have a single set that I use for everything.
Edit: these are clearly adult women, im just getting old and anything under 25 starts looking like 16 to me
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 60d
So... probably open to polygamy? Now Utah-king my language.
Mnem667@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 60d
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 60d
Slop :(
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 60d
The way I respond
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 60d
One is too many, two not enough.
yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 60d
If you're beer is looking at you, you've got problems
kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 60d
yuri!!!
synestia@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 60d
Yes comrade commisar
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 60d
intervention coming in like Lancelot to save Galahad from Castle Anthrax
"Bet you're straightedge!"
"Am not."
Aralakh@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 60d
Sauce plz
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 60d
AI
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 60d
Ya their shoulders are merging and their collarbones are wack
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 60d
You get those two looking at you, youve definitely had more than 3.