Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting? As far as I know it’s the only place that still uses LaserQuest’s guns/vests. And maybe open a Mr. Hero somewhere else.

If so, I’m down.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d

oh shit, i've gotta go check the pitch 'n' putt. they used Q-Zar equipment but i don't know if that was connected to LaserQuest since we're on opposite sides of the country.

aaaand it looks like half the time their laser tag arena is some kind of paintball? I do not understand all these newfangled games they have invented. when we were kids we'd just take our squirt guns out to the maze and play there

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 50d (6 replies)

But i like it here :( 🇫🇷

Should I prepare a lifeboat ?

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 50d (4 replies)

French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 50d (3 replies)

Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d (1 reply)

fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it's for the greater good

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 50d

Get off my ark it's muh wine !

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

Two shipping containers of wine.

I swear some people would waste a genie.

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 50d

No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.

Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 50d

As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Uncensor that friggin f-word!

We are allowed to curse on the internet!

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 7 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Fr*nce is so bad that it cannot be uncensored even in the free internet

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d

it's not like they said Belgium

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Plot twist: Fr*nces land mass won't disappear, it will simply become South Belgium.

hansolo@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 49d

Isn't one of the options supposed to have a downside?

This is like asking "do you want $1 million in gold, or in cash?"

EditsHisComments@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 49d

It is... acceptable

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 16 pts · 50d (10 replies)

can i get a french catgirl?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Yes, but she will smoke like a fucking chimney.

drath@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d (1 reply)

Any downsides?

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

She will age horribly, she will die sooner, you might die sooner (second hand smoking is not good).

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 50d (2 replies)

The best they can do is a catgirl in a french maid outfit

Randelung@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

That is the superlative, so

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d

what about a franch maid in a catgirl outfit?

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d (3 replies)

How about a 22 year old (now 24) french guy interested in technologies

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 2 pts · 50d

damn that's cute :)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d (1 reply)

if that's yours, bravo

xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 48d

not mine, it was a meme last year

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 50d (2 replies)

"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."

BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 50d (1 reply)

I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d

i wish catgirls were hypoallergenic. except to that dude

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 50d (5 replies)

Are you actually a child, or just mentally and emotionally?

Not trying to be creepy, it's just my government just instituted a $10k tip line for reporting kids who seem lonely and not very bright, and I need a new ssd.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d (3 replies)

i can't tell if you're joking or Statesian about that tip line

so it's a really good joke

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d (2 replies)

Idk. I mean it feels weird to call the government to report on at risk kids but it's the government so they have to be trustworthy. Right? It creeps me out that there's a bonus based on how attractive they rate the kid, but I imagine that's just because the creepy creeper pedos would be after those ones more, and so they need the most protection inside the new DoJ Free Candy Vans.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 49d (1 reply)

yeah, but free candy! also we gotta pay for our SSDs somehow and I ain't getting a job how about you

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d

Doing stuff you have to do is the worst. Schedules are awful. Even porn stars don't want to wake up and get ready for work, and their job is literally fucking porn stars.

Godric@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 47d

Sorry for the shitpost grandpa, I can start posting comics about wife bad and book>phones you can pass around the home, if that's more your speed :)

Gahidus@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 50d (1 reply)

I love cat girls and I do not hate france. I choose the cat girl.

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 49d

based :3

DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 12 pts · 50d

yknow who else hates France? The ruling class

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 50d (5 replies)

I am the catgirl gf :3

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d

good news, France is melting as we speak.

wishing works

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 7 pts · 50d (3 replies)

Can I pick you? :3

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 50d

No. You must pick to eliminate France.

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 50d (1 reply)

only if my gf lets :p

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 9 pts · 50d

Perhaps it would convince her if I’ll also be a catgirl gf? >:3

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 50d (3 replies)

Uhh.... neither?

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 50d (2 replies)

Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and ~~abandon~~ set her free.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d

I do own a have-a-heart trap

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 49d

or sell her to felon muskrat for billions of dollars but arm her with a gun so she can kill him (you wouldnt actually give her to him thatd be a fate worse than death probably)

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 11 pts · 50d (4 replies)

I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 50d

I'm sure the cargirl gf would also choose the same.

she understand

gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org · 4 pts · 50d (2 replies)

what's the issue with france?

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 3 pts · 50d

The list is so long that my instance would crash

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 50d

I wouldn't know where to start.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 49d (5 replies)

Does France just disappear? How deep down? Could I choose France to solve sea level rise?

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 49d (3 replies)

It's a France-shaped pit down to the center. There would be a magnitude 9+ earthquake, initially an enormous vacuum, followed by worldwide volcanic eruptions. Tsunamis would hit every coastline and the sky would darken for long enough to kill all the crops.

keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 4 pts · 49d

Worth it

jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 49d

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. Let's worry about getting rid of France first.

tino@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

Germans and Dutchies won't be able to drive to Costa Brava. Joke on them!

MrNesser@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

Well its a hard choice but what has france really done for us

BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d (1 reply)

OP picks catgirl, and then gets hissed at and scratched for trying to take her to a doc

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 49d

Understandable. You can't take someone against their will to a doc. That's actually illegal here. And the doctor can't do nothing without the patients ok, except in emergencies.

DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d (1 reply)

AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 50d

Yes we can give France another chance.

DivineDev@piefed.social · 9 pts · 50d

What's the word being censored? Fragrance?

Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 50d (1 reply)

So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 50d

England will breach containment.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 50d

Sacre bleu!

marretics@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 50d (3 replies)

What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d

more spain i hope. I love tapas

keepthepace@tarte.nuage-libre.fr · 1 pts · 49d (1 reply)

Ze Germans.

marretics@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 47d

More german neighbors? Please kill me!

dan1101@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 50d

I will take the void where friance used to be.

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 50d

My need for love outweighs my need for a frenchless world. GF.

ollie@pawb.social · 5 pts · 50d (6 replies)

too gay for this, delete france

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 50d (5 replies)

that catgirl is a femboy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d (3 replies)

what happens if we press the button twice

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 49d (1 reply)

it's not a button. you're just poking a femboy repeatedly

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d

IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d

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ollie@pawb.social · 1 pts · 49d

~~oh well in that case~~

istdaslol@feddit.org · 5 pts · 50d (1 reply)

French wine and catgirl gf, what does a man want more in life

Godric@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 50d

I can think of something:

forzanature@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 49d

Why not both?

5ha99y@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 49d

I'm german. I don"t need the catgirl. Just let france disappear and we are golden

\s I like france but the clichee

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Is the implication that this is a French catgirl?

Godric@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d

God I hope not, it makes the choice even easier if the gf is cursed

itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Like it's just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?

Godric@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 50d

Does it matter? Frankia delenda est

sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 50d

Will--will the catgirl disappear if not picked? 🥺

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 50d

And all the protesters can swim to Germany, protesting one by one as a unified migratory tribe until global north genocides no more.

Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 50d

I dont like either choice tbh.

jlemmy@ani.social · 4 pts · 49d

With a population of 66 mil, there has to be at least one cat girl who would be into you

cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 50d

Can I replace France with Russia or US?

taiyang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

Exposition 33 is a French psyop and it worked. Baguette for life!

tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d

My loneliness outweighs my distaste for France. I pick catgirl.

HostilePlayer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 50d

(つ◉益◉)つ where is my cat girl gf!

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 50d

Can we swap out France for Quebec?

Zozano@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 50d (1 reply)

Fraonce has a city called Pans?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d

y....yes. Breadvile, Francia.

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 49d (1 reply)

What happens with France? Does it turn into Belgium somehow?

explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 49d

Andorra gets a coastline

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 50d

Does the cat girl change her own litterbox?

Hiro8811@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 50d

I see Bush's campaign against France worked.

drmoose@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d

Can someone define catgirl? Is it just cosmetic or do I need a litter box?

jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 49d

I can wait for any other type of girl if needed, or can do without for the rest of my life. I hope that makes my choice abundantly clear 🤣

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 50d (3 replies)

France is a horrible place. The people, the still active colonialism. The food is okay, but that is about it.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 49d (2 replies)

The food is okay

if you are ever in Paris, i know the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. well i know a person who knows the location of the best sandwich shop in the world. it's just bread, ham, and cheese. fuck yeah. the bread is amazing, the cheese is amazing, i don't remember the ham i was too caught up admiring the bread and cheese.

i described it to my local italian deli and they just pointed to their #1. It's fucking amazing too, and it also has banana peppers (on fresh focaccia instead of fresh baguette omg i am in love with their focaccia) which i love. They take care of us.

SalamiDommie@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 49d (1 reply)

All'Antico? The Italian sandwich place?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

i'm up in the bay area. I'll name my ~~second~~ ~~fourth~~ a few of my favorite sandwich shops because ~~it's~~ here's where i go to get the best italian imported sassages. It's in San Francisco and called molinari's.

There's a really good one [deli, not italian deli] by the Fairfield Superior Courthouse called Joe's Buffet (i love their pastrami), they're probably #2. They were #1 until Joe retired. They are THE sandwich place in Fairfield. Everyone who wants a sandwich and works within walking distance eats lunch there. I'd probably be there right now if I wasn't at Evelyn's getting a slice. [pretty good thin crust pizzas. they call them New York Style but i know fuck all about different styles of pizza, i just like eating them. yes all of them.]

drmoose@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 49d

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CyberTheProtogen@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 46d

I’m happy to say I’m far left

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 49d (1 reply)

What, why France?

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 49d

Whoa there! Please either censor that word, or add a cw spoiler.

MrRandom@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 50d (1 reply)

On the other hand, I like the food in France....

strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 49d

Nah, cornetti are better than croissants.