I showed this to my wife and ended up trying to explain to her why some people enjoy anal. She still doesn't get it. Apparently she doesn't even get the eargasms from cleaning her ears with a q-tip, so i have nothing to compare it to for her
Tell her that the walls of the anus are shared with the walls of the vagina, and dependent on physiology, the nerve endings are more easily stimulated from the anal side. The shorter the distance from the anus to the bottom of the vagina, the more likely a woman is to have pleasure from anal sex.
I mean, that was what I wanted to do first, but that's like describing what it feels to appreciate a painting to a full-blind person by describing how the cornea works. And sex isn’t just about the insertion, it's a conversation in body language, informed by the context of the relationship and colored by taboos that inform preferences and boundaries. How am I supposed to explain that? Especially since I don't enjoy anal myself, either giving or receiving.
I'm grateful my wife loves learning of the breadth of human experience almost as much as I do lol
24 Comments
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 78d
How come my thrift stores never have the good stuff
crimson_iris@piefed.social · 8 pts · 77d
OP got there first.
hectocotylus@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 78d
So how much did you end up paying?
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 78d
$1
j5y7@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 78d
Shah, as if, and fox tails will fly out of my butt!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 77d
Hey op I know who lost their butt accessory
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 78d
You could charge so much more if it were the right 50.
snooggums@piefed.world · 14 pts · 78d
There's a 1 in #2 chance!
ignotum@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 78d
100% if the factory does quality assurance
FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 78d
Taste test to be sure
OpenStars@piefed.social · 11 pts · 78d
I should hope so! It would be a shame if it hadn't been used for the purpose it was designed for...
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 78d
I showed this to my wife and ended up trying to explain to her why some people enjoy anal. She still doesn't get it. Apparently she doesn't even get the eargasms from cleaning her ears with a q-tip, so i have nothing to compare it to for her
Epp@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 78d
Tell her that the walls of the anus are shared with the walls of the vagina, and dependent on physiology, the nerve endings are more easily stimulated from the anal side. The shorter the distance from the anus to the bottom of the vagina, the more likely a woman is to have pleasure from anal sex.
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 77d
I mean, that was what I wanted to do first, but that's like describing what it feels to appreciate a painting to a full-blind person by describing how the cornea works. And sex isn’t just about the insertion, it's a conversation in body language, informed by the context of the relationship and colored by taboos that inform preferences and boundaries. How am I supposed to explain that? Especially since I don't enjoy anal myself, either giving or receiving.
I'm grateful my wife loves learning of the breadth of human experience almost as much as I do lol
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 78d
Oops! Sorry didn’t realize I had misplaced that!!
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 7 pts · 78d
The odds of something being in a butt reminds me of ass pennies
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 78d
I'd only pass because it looks too small to stay inserted.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 78d
Nice cat toy.
Zier@fedia.io · 5 pts · 78d
Interesting handle on that citrus reamer.
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 77d
That’s disgusting. Who donates an empty blister pack?!
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 5 pts · 78d
Not gonna lie, that looks like a fun time.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 77d
60/40 it’s been in two butts
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 77d
It only gets better and better.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
Hello 911 I'm a wolf now
^_^. Beware