c/BrandNewSentence · by Wren@lemmy.today · 64dreal sex is when one girl is fully clothed with long black gloves on, and the other girl is nude while being methodically tormented 44 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 64d
Spitting facts!
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 64d
Thou shall say it and not spray it.
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 63d
Is the material of the gloves important? Lace? Nitrile? Faux mink?
King_Bob_IV@startrek.website · 3 pts · 63d
Velvet. Has to be Velvet.
prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 63d
But… But what if I don’t want to be tormented?
forestbeasts@pawb.social · 4 pts · 63d
That's totally okay, you don't have to be! This is only real sex for the people who are into that.
(Me, my kinks are even WEIRDER, hah. And don't look anything remotely like sex at all.)
-- Frost
prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 63d
<3
(Also same kinda, I’m asexual but have an unusual kink, and explaining that kink is not sex to people gets weird)
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
Dont worry, theres hope for you yet. How do you feel about long black gloves?
prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 63d
I’m too soft and sweet for things like that!
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
...¯_(ツ)_/¯ tough break! Tormenting for you it is I'm afraid
prism@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 63d
😭
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 64d
I think this sentence is neither new nor untrue.
LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
Don't worry friends, I know what you're all looking for now and I've got my top guy on it.
@altman@fedinsfw.app got anything for us?