c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 47dReverse cowgirl 351 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
37 Comments
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 96 pts · 47d
They only live a few months, and they spend three days of it having sex.
pebbles@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 47d
If that doesn't deserve a "hell yeah" then I don't know what does.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 47d
A rough estimate tells me that's their equivalent of us fucking for 40 days straight.
EDIT: Actually, I think it's closer to a year.
87Six@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 47d
well, it wouldn't be too crazy to say we fuck for a whole year out of like 80 years, with emphasis on the "too"
well, if you're not me, that is
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 47d
Some rough math suggests you'd have to maintain an average frequency of over twice per day.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 46d
If you get on meth, you can definitely fuck for days on end, which could get you to a year. However I do not recommend it.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 46d
Never been more tempted to try meth tbh
Zerush@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 47d
Because of this. At least they die happy.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 26 pts · 47d
Isn’t that pegging?
404@lemmy.zip · 57 pts · 47d
It's sounding, but with a straw
rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social · 3 pts · 47d
Nice
morto@piefed.social · 18 pts · 47d
No. Pegging is what humans do to mimic a fraction of their power
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 26 pts · 47d
A very patient human for letting the whole thing happens on their skin
fysyszykytypy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 47d
Sexual conflict over the donation of a nutritious seminal gift - such an astounding phrase coming from the article about the species https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(14)00314-5
urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe · 13 pts · 47d
And what is the charge, receiving a gift? A nutritious, seminal gift?
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 47d
More like pegging 😂🤣.
JustDorky@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 46d
Reverse cowboy
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 47d
This reminds me of that Gaffigan bit about whoever discovered the seahorse just doubling down on the mistake about the males carrying the babies
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 47d
That's not true?
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 47d
Yes that is why it is a standup comedy bit aka a joke
TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 47d
what I mean do male seahorses carry the baby or not? i thought that was true
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 47d
It's true.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Maybe just seeing him perform it will be more elucidating than me trying to explain it.
muhyb@programming.dev · 5 pts · 47d
How did they not go extinct like that?
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 47d
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!
laranis@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 46d
So nobody asking the real question... Why they fucking on a dude's arm?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 46d
Let's not kinkshame these beetles
laranis@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 46d
Fair feedback. Unless it is the guy's kink. Then I feel like it deserves a conversation.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 47d
Me too! Me too! Do me! For a year! Oh...no! Not with lice!
nullspace@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 46d
Science fact: She takes so long because she has to pick up the sperm individually.
Mpatch@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 46d
Should a just let the man do it. Be done and over with in less than 2 min. Probably even one pump, fast, efficient, straight to the point.
wait a sec...
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Sperms?
bagsy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
Damn girl!! Go git it!!!
madthumbs@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 47d
In case you ever felt inadequate.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 47d
get her to peg you, see how long she lasts before getting tired.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 47d
She's going to be going a lot more than 70 hours if she's trying to collect sperm that way.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 47d
nah, she'll be tired after 3 minutes.