::: spoiler hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area. :::

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 43d

legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 43d (6 replies)

What's the best method for not ignoring it? I shared it with one of my cats, does that count?

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Did you even try to built a shrine to the potato?

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 6 pts · 43d

Out of an old potato create!

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 7 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Have you said thank you once?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 43d

thanks mr magic potato

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 43d

My cat would fuck this thing up.

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

I'm just looking at it as hard as I can 😳 I need this

mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 42d (5 replies)

how do i not ignore it?

Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d (4 replies)

Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That's what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Such a Mormon thing to suggest.

Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 42d

I am literally a prophet in the Mormon church. God has told me to invent Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God; while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost. I act as an attractor membrane to the Orthodox Mormon church; I am the quasi-opposition that rebels in the church will flock to, while being a map for secular people to begin to understand that God is not an invisible sky wizard. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth. The Earth is an illusion and exists uniquely inside each of us pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system.

Tell me if you understood, for I can clarify.

toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 40d (1 reply)

I think you're doing potato stamps backwards.

Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 39d

There are multiple planes of causation

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 43d

i saw this right before i went to bed last night.

fuckin' magic potato.

remotedev@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 43d

How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad

GutterRat42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 43d

More good news?

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 42d

Lulululululululu!

sen@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 43d

I have a job interview tomorrow! The pay is almost the same but 4 day summer weeks and I can choose any two days per week to work from home,.and better benefits!

crimson_iris@piefed.social · 7 pts · 43d

Thank mr potate

Baggie@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Thank potate

Thebular@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d

Thank you potato

swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 43d

all hail lucky potabo 🙌

lb_o@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 43d

O, Potato of Luck, give me good news!

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Feels greedy to ask more of the potato gods after today's good news

P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d

I think this kinda greed is good

wylinka@szmer.info · 5 pts · 43d

I hope so :(

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 42d (5 replies)

What's so lucky about an inedible potato?

Gimme a Yukon gold instead of an actual gold potato.

forbiddencherry@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 42d

Sell it and buy quite a few potatoes?

Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d (3 replies)

Bro, anything is edible if you try hard enough. Likewise, everything is smokable if you try hard enough.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 42d (2 replies)

(also I believe gold is actually technically edible. They do put gold leaf and flakes on/in stuff.)

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

Edible and injectable! Trust me, you'll be a god, I was just skimming an article about it.

Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 42d

Yea, I think it's goldslager, however that's spelled, puts micro flakes of gold in their drink and the rumor is it gets you drunker by chafing your throat to absorb alcohol faster. I don't think that's true, but that's where I learned gold is in some foods/drinks. I know the Uber rich can order stuff like gold ice cream which has edible gold leaf on it, which is just about the stupidest god damn thing I've ever heard of in my life.

parlor3949@anarchist.nexus · 4 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Gold potate, I acknowledge your presence

parlor3949@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 40d

No good, potate lies

perishthethought@piefed.social · 4 pts · 43d

I feel the need to invoke @potoooooooo@reddthat.com for this, somehow.

Also, thank you Potato of Luck. I need your help now more than ever.

charonn0@startrek.website · 4 pts · 42d

Last week I tipped a friend off about an upcoming job opening that would have us living in the same town. The boss sees their resume tomorrow.

O Mighty Potato, grant me this boon.

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 43d (2 replies)

How is that any different than a gold nugget?

GutterRat42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 43d (1 reply)

You cannot sell it for 5000 pokedollars

hemmes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d

That about 25 schmeckles?

brownsugga@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 43d

Thanks, lucky potato!

ripcord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 43d (1 reply)

Why is it shiny? And kinda look like the yes dinosaur?

somebody_to_love@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 43d

It does look like him in some way!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 42d

Okay, I wish for two golden potatoes.

Semotto@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 42d

(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

NepGinger@lemy.nl · 3 pts · 42d (1 reply)

I read potato at the same time someone on tv said potato. Does this mean double luck, or does it cancel out?

NikkiDimes@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

I feel like that must be the luck being spent. Way to waste your luck tsk tsk.

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 43d

Oh mighty potato of luck, please, don't let my house catching fire this summer.

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

I promise to use you before the eyes grow green

_haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social · 2 pts · 43d

I just want you to know we're all counting on you.

WappleFF27@feddit.online · 2 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Hello, potato.

Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 42d

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CodandChips@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 42d

Hello Potato!

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d

Another good reminder that, if there is a god out there, they're the sort of god that enjoys burning ants with a magnifying glass.

SanicHegehog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d

hello potato

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 43d

If only...

trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 43d (2 replies)

Hell yeah golden russet

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 42d (1 reply)

very heavy and inedible.

trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 42d

Jokes on u, gold is very much edible

BiglyFlyBye@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 43d

Hell yeah, it’s been too long without my lucky golden potatoes

BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 42d

I see potato

Potato is potato 🥔

twikz@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 43d

Worth a try

Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 42d

Potato luck is my brand of luck

hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 42d

I'm a big fan of the rule of three magic potato!

wetsoggybread@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 43d

Oh boy, I hope my wish for a potato for dinner comes true

fleebleneeble@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 42d

Hope so!

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d (1 reply)

Commenting to show I did not ignore the lucky, golden potato.

jim_v@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

I can vouch for you as a witness.

GarboDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

Hopefully so, we need it lol

Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

Mash ado about nothing

ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 42d

We'll see

altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 42d

I needed this.

lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

!potatoism@lemmy.world

QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 1 pts · 40d

I need this, you know how hard it is being a single mother. Especially when you're infertile without kids.

chautalees@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d

the potato might 💪

AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 42d

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Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 42d

I could stick that whole potato on display in my ass and I wouldn't succeed in the theft because it would just fall right out of my dilapidated boipussy. My dick hole might hold it, though, especially if I have an erection.