Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone

https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-pentagon-testosterone-testing-troops-47333bbf3af9e4cac432722332ff1383

WASHINGTON (AP) — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday that he is rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops, calling it necessary to allow them to operate at their “absolute best.”

The screenings will be conducted annually as part of service members’ required medical screenings for those 30 and older, he said. Troops under 30 can volunteer to be tested. In a video on social media, Hegseth said receiving testosterone replacement therapy would be voluntary.

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kungen@feddit.nu · 89 pts · 32d (5 replies)

Yay for gender-affirming care!

Murse@slrpnk.net · 22 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Now in all new MANDATORY flavor!

VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 31d

Every accusation... Man it's getting old.

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 31d (2 replies)

I've wondered about that reasoning. It's understandable for when going beyond replacement therapy dosages aka steroid usage territory, then yeah it falls under gender affirming care.
But why does replacement therapy fall under that as well, because replacement therapies goal isn't to make the person more muscular, it's just to fix a deficiency as the body functions best when everything is in a certain range and that's not limited to hormones either. And we do try to fix any other deficiencys as well, whatever through lifestyle changes, supplementation or even medical intervention.

42firehawk@fedinsfw.app · 9 pts · 31d (1 reply)

If it's for cross gender hormones it's gender affirming care. Doing the same treatment but within one's assigned gender therefore should also be considered gender affirming, because it's focusing on one's gender as the basis for the standards. For potassium levels there isn't a gendered range of values, but for testosterone, there is a set of values for men, and a different set for women.

Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 31d

Fair point, thank you for elaborating. It makes more sense now.

IHeartBadCode@fedia.io · 65 pts · 31d (8 replies)

Is Hegseth going to be tested? Because all this is, is him indicating that everyone a hint over 30 will be fired.

As for the testosterone replacement, that is just irony that he's looking for gender affirming care for the military, when they just said they weren't for that.

BillyClark@piefed.social · 10 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Hegseth needs to have his liver enzymes checked.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 31d

what liver?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 31d (2 replies)

he will be testing the men personally.

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d (1 reply)

He's made it so that only men are left in the military, hasn't he?

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 31d

Naww... they got rid of trans men, didn't they?

OpenPassageways@programming.dev · 4 pts · 31d

Isn't this just a way to keep out women and trans women?

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Gender affirming care... like hormone therapy for men...

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 30d

Or makeup for Peter.

errer@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 31d (5 replies)

Next will be Pete Hegseth measuring your fully erect cock to make sure you’re ready for battle

wasabi_noir@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 31d (3 replies)

With his mouth

deft@lemmy.wtf · 13 pts · 31d (1 reply)

I think that's the plan for these tests

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d

Don't ask, do tell

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 31d

"If you can't hit the prostate, you can't hit the enemy. Keep pounding, soldier!"

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 31d

and make sure a healthy sample amount will come out.

oldscratchXV@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 31d (3 replies)

The guy isn't even strong enough to resist a bottle of bourbon. What the hell does he know about being tough?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 31d (2 replies)

have you seen him do pull ups, and lift weights.

oldscratchXV@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 30d (1 reply)

So?

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 30d

I believe it OP is referring to videos recorded by other soldiers where he was really struggling with them.

minty@aussie.zone · 30 pts · 32d (5 replies)

Pete hegseth is one of those freaks that have fond memories of their iraq tour

Hairyfishnuts@feddit.online · 18 pts · 31d (3 replies)
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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 31d

with the men, inspecting thier testosterone.

Zahille7@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Apparently he was secretly Ed Wuncler III

kreskin@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 31d
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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 31d

wasnt he mostly sidelined, as a nat guard by his own command. because they saw him as a potential security liability.

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 31d (4 replies)

I am sure they will soon be attaching a permanent meth drip to the soldiers as well for maximum aggression.

hactar42@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 31d

They already have Go pills (aka Modafinil)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_and_no-go_pills

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 31d (2 replies)

I saw that episode of Star Trek!

Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 31d (1 reply)

and nazi’s in WWII but I think it was pills.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 31d

Yep... Pervitin

kreskin@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 31d (1 reply)

He sure thinks of male bodies a whole lot. Except beards, he hates those. Too scratchy? Its almost a desperate sort of fixation. He seems to go through wives pretty rapidly too. Theres something they just all seem to lack I guess.

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 31d

His wives don't HAVE beards... they ARE beards

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 31d (1 reply)

Dicks out, soldiers! Take a look around. Is anyone in this room not currently sporting 10" of rock hard man meat? Get these sissies out of here. Men know what men like, and Pete is here to make sure this is a Man's Military for Hot Sweety Guys with Big Dicks again.

quantumcrop@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 31d

Lindsey Graham died just a little too early.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 31d

Pseudo science bullshit lol.

waterbird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 31d

‘flu outbreak sickened at least nearly 300 people.’ is the end of the last sentence.

even the AP’s standards are trash these days. I imagine their AI editors and proofreaders skipped right over that.

grandma@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 31d

New draft dodging meta just dropped, just in time for Iran shenanigans to really kick off

MasterBlaster@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 31d

mandatory testosterone therapy, here we come!

manniesalado@piefed.social · 4 pts · 31d

Screwball Alert.

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 30d

Messing with people's hormones is surely much safer, compared to the influenza vaccines he thankfully eliminated.

butsbutts@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 31d

what if too much testosterone made u gay

Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 30d

I never thought that a leader of gender affirming action would be ol' Pickled Pete.

Pistachio@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 31d

Via oral swab tests