The bots were programmed for conservative politician deaths to bring up being married and having kids to paint them in a good light since they have no other redeeming qualities.
What's to like? The dude had zero consistent opinions and just kinda said whatever he thought would get him the most political capital in a given interview. How could anyone like him when none actually knew him?
Father and husband aren't synonymous with "guy who should be alive". He argued for, signed off on, and lobbied for every war and potential war the US considered in his career. Should have died sooner.
They liked him enough to post this, but knew nothing about him as a person? Or is this just the default response for dead GOPers with no discernible morals?
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crispbacon99@lemmy.zip · 128 pts · 42d
The bots were programmed for conservative politician deaths to bring up being married and having kids to paint them in a good light since they have no other redeeming qualities.
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 42d
"They fulfilled their basic biological purpose... Please clap"
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 41d
snooggums@piefed.world · 1 pts · 41d
And yet, he didn't.
ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 16 pts · 42d
There are few things in this world that make sense, but this is one of them
givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 125 pts · 42d
Stop being so hetero-normative...
Plenty of young teenage boys called Lindsey Graham "Mommy" over the decades
db2@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 42d
*Ladybug
Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 42d
Since i heard about that i can't stop shuddering every time i hear "Ladybug"
4am@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 42d
Stop being so capitalist. They were underpaid for their time and under NDA.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 42d
He tried so hard to BE a father. What a shame he didn't know about women.
AmyAye@nord.pub · 0 pts · 42d
Cool story, still not a husband or dad.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 75 pts · 42d
Not married... Not a father... Not a priest?
I could have sworn MAGA had a word for people who fit that category...
Davel23@fedia.io · 48 pts · 42d
"Confirmed bachelor".
Steve@startrek.website · 7 pts · 42d
DTF
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 42d
Donald Trump Felllator?
III@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 42d
Trump would never... what would Bubba say?
Zannsolo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 42d
He was someone's daddy, actually probably a lot of male prostitutes daddy.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d
Nah, he was absolutely a catcher, not a pitcher
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 38d
Muh ladybugs.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 52 pts · 42d
What's to like? The dude had zero consistent opinions and just kinda said whatever he thought would get him the most political capital in a given interview. How could anyone like him when none actually knew him?
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 42d
Literally, the one, singular good thing about him was he supported Ukraine.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 42d
Hey, he also died way younger than McConnell and trump. So two things.
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 42d
Agreed. Two things.
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social · 9 pts · 42d
And that was just a side effect of being pro war. Selling weapons to Ukraine.
TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 42d
He was incredibly consistently pro-war.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 42d
He was also pro-war-crime. He was ultra-proud of the US bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and for that matter, Tokyo.
It was his justification for letting Israel kill whoever they wanted for any reason.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d
So he's Holden bloodfeast.
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 42d
But with views like that he was elected President twice.
Oh. You mean Lindsey Graham.
canniest_tod@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 42d
Father and husband aren't synonymous with "guy who should be alive". He argued for, signed off on, and lobbied for every war and potential war the US considered in his career. Should have died sooner.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 42d
I just really hope he was in pain the whole time
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 38d
Based on the condition they described, "aortic dissection," it was extremely painful. Good. S.I.P. (Suffer in Pain).
frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 35 pts · 42d
They liked him enough to post this, but knew nothing about him as a person? Or is this just the default response for dead GOPers with no discernible morals?
ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 42d
This is probably a Russian bot trying to cause some more division in the US. They saw that Graham's death was polarizing and they pounced.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 42d
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 42d
They just immediately assume since he's white and old that he was a dad and a husband.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 42d
When we all know that he couldn't get pregnant, no matter how many dicks he took up his ladybug arsehole
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 42d
he also never had GF or a wife. thats where the gay vibes is coming from. plus he had alledgely been sleeping with young male escorts.
pyre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 41d
and here i was thinking the gay vibes were coming from how incredibly flamboyant he was.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 41d
Hey that's not fair. I'm incredibly flamboyant and my incredibly gay vibes come from my bisexuality, not my flamboyancy
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 42d
Butt baby technology didn't advance far enough, fast enough, for him to have a child.
OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 42d
He definitely had a lot of young men calling him, Mom, so his dreams were somewhat fulfilled at least.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 42d
There’s a very sad older male roommate crying over the casket, they must have been close!
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d
All the way back to college. They were roommates kept themselves.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 41d
He also defended pedophiles and stripped away women's health rights.
Godric@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 42d
Lowkey, it cracks me up how gay jokes are suddenly back on the public menu
Not the gay joke part, just the suddenly fashionable ironic resurgence in the "haha, he's GAYYYYYYY!" punchline I remember from the late 2000s
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 42d
They’d probably say the same thing about Hitler, happily.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 42d
You know before i know hitler was married i used to dislike him but i cant hate someones husband.
iocase@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 42d
What . Is . With . Her . Fucking . Punctuation .
dasrael@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 41d
ladybugs
tipicaldik@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 41d
🤢 🤮
kokesh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 42d
He was just plain old fuck
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 41d
That's not fair. He paid a lot of young men to call him daddy
My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 42d
Doesn't mean he wasn't called daddy from time to time.
decolo@piefed.social · 9 pts · 42d
I am skeptical
since I have only heard of him bottoming
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 42d
Let's be honest, Maryann, it matters if her was Republican.
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 42d
Well yeah, if he was a Democrat he'd have a nonexistent liberal spouse and nonexistent liberal children, and that wouldn't be worthy of respect.
Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 42d
Overbite buttfucking bitch if I ever seen one