POV: My Pockets

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25 Comments

843563115848@lemmy.zip · 74 pts · 18d (6 replies)

Why "POV"?

That doesn't make sense.

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 17d (3 replies)

Portrayal Of Violence

Francois@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Mind if I steal that line from time to time?

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d

It's yours now

Kanda@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 17d

Pockets of Violence, the new Billy Talent single

starik@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 17d

Nobody:

OP: “POV:”

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 17d
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eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 18d (9 replies)

Why is she threatening him? Sorry I don't get it.

Bongles@lemmy.zip · 52 pts · 18d (2 replies)

I think the joke is the absurdity and surprise of it.

ABCatMom@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 17d (1 reply)

OP has a spork and they're so random? A real penguin of DOOM.

ABCatMom@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 17d

Oh I meant to reply to the comment above. I shouldn't post pre-coffee.

gedfromgont@piefed.ca · 19 pts · 18d (3 replies)

If some rando in their undies is complementing your dress, bit of a red flag, might just be pro-active and get stabby.

stephen01king@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 17d (2 replies)

Is the dash supposed to be there?

JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17d (1 reply)

I guess people who generally are in favor of activity will stab people?

stephen01king@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 17d

Stabbing is a form of activity, so maybe?

Dookieman12@piefed.social · 12 pts · 17d

She keeps the knife in her pocket

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 17d

You now know why women are not allowed pockets.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 25 pts · 17d

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dkppunk@piefed.social · 15 pts · 17d

I feel her joy when she says her dress has pockets. I also love pockets in my dress to carry my knife!

insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe · 15 pts · 18d

This is fine
though if it were for personal gain I'd have to say:


"Take a look: do I really look like I have money‽"

(a decade ago I got a heavily pocket-adorned coat that transforms into a pillow, perhaps it's worthy of being stabbed over in this context)

Darkard@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 17d (1 reply)

POV: You are reading the comments underneath a comic with a title you don't understand.

AcesFullOfKings@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 17d
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hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 18d

With great pockets comes great responsibility.

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d

This is why I don't compliment women in public

ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 17d

When you want to look cute but you’re a stabbing robot

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 17d (1 reply)

I'd pull a knife on a diaper wearing adult of the opposite gender, that is approaching me too!

Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 17d

That's not a diaper, that's a speedo!