I think it's a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.
So once you're super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.
It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.
But isn't losing a job a work stress? And since they don't want gays, nobody will be fired.
Additionally, if they don't want you to be gay, they should employ you, otherwise you would work elsewhere, maybe for some libtard, who would stress you and turn you gay on purpose.
„I Felt a Little Homosexual Today, So I Called in Sick: The Formation of “Reverse Discourse” by Swedish Gay Activists in the 1970s“
This article revolves around the legal and epistemic battles around “homosexuality” in Sweden in 1979, which led to the abolition of homosexuality being classified as a “disease”. Among other things, gay activists “called in sick” to the Social Insurance Agency (SIA) and claimed that they were unable to work because they were homosexuals (read as mentally disordered).
I hate my coworkers so much I want to suck all their dicks. I'm not gay, but damn, I feel like the only relief I can get is if they relieve themselves... in my mouth. And my throat. And maybe my butt... but I need to get these stress related hemorrhoids checked first. Shit, I forgot, I don't have healthcare. Now I have to suck some nurse dick. It's gonna be a long weekend. Maybe if I get everyone together in the same room we can get it all over at once. Just... not in my eyes, please.
He's right though, there i am, working my ass off, deadlines that fall behind and people running left and rightto catch the post-truck with that last minute delivery for the day, and all of a sudden, there we both stand, exhausted, over worked, and just start to furiously make out.
It's a real problem. And i for one am glad someone is taking this with the seriousness it deserves.
Well i don't know, political or not, he's not acquitted, nor he is proven innocent, he's just pardoned(which mean he's convicted), all i know is my boy might be bi and i'm proud of it, and i don't agree with the trial at all, there shouldn't be even a trial for that.
Of course! That's why I keep thinking about being spitroasted. Obviously. Why else would I think that? Of course I don't actually want to do that. Why would I? Just work stress. Clearly.
I'm like, super stressed you guys. Frankly, if you want me to straighten out, we probably all ought to revert to a 32 hour work week, better yet, 24 with full time pay. That ought to sploosh relief right into me. Us. It's science!
"We've changed our minds , no more layoffs... Now is the time for lay ONS!!!! And instead of 'line goes up' another thing goes up now and it has... Infinite growth"
65 Comments
stermy4u@lemmy.world · 125 pts · 35d
Suddenly, conservatives are for a shorter work week.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 35 pts · 35d
Nah, they'll just replace everyone with AI & robots. People will be stressed, but it won't be from work - problem solved!
chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 15 pts · 35d
Can’t they just hire gay people in the first place? Can’t turn gay if you’re already gay.
Or maybe working hard could make you super gay… or straight? I don’t know how this works.
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 35d
I think it's a bit like the horseshoe theory in politics where the far left and far right agree on some of the same things.
So once you're super gay, you get to fuck super straight guys. That would explain why all these anti-gay politicians keep getting caught banging dudes in airport bathrooms.
chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 5 pts · 34d
It all makes sense now. When you max out your straightness value, but keep on pushing, you cause an integer overflow. That’s a sneaky way to end up being super gay.
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 34d
Exactly! It's like Ghandi in Civilization.
chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 2 pts · 34d
LOL. What a classic move. The fastest way to world peace is to invade every nation and murder everyone.
ji59@hilariouschaos.com · 2 pts · 35d
But isn't losing a job a work stress? And since they don't want gays, nobody will be fired.
Additionally, if they don't want you to be gay, they should employ you, otherwise you would work elsewhere, maybe for some libtard, who would stress you and turn you gay on purpose.
pntha@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
4d chess
dan69@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d
I wonder what Lindsey would say
charonn0@startrek.website · 51 pts · 35d
"I'm not gay, I'm overworked."
-That guy
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d
Right before putting the cock back in his mouth.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 35d
I can think of a couple of different motivations for this.
He's trying to get ahead of a leak that he's gay.
He's trying to help reduce pressure from employers, in a very odd way.
I'm going with the first one, because people in power don't give a fuck about anyone else.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
Option 3: Look what you made him do.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 44 pts · 35d
Wouldn't that mean like at least half the world would be gay? Where TF do these idiots come up with this shit?
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 35d
Shut up! I don't want to keep working so much!
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 35d
Sounds like meat is back on the menu 😏
NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 35d
I'm calling in gay tomorrow and citing a world leader.
Alterecho@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 35d
saying this while holding one of the most stressful jobs in the world is such a crazy way to come out but pop off king
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 35d
"I need to suck off a twink to deal with all this stress."
nehal3m@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 35d
Jee, I really feel like sucking dick today boss, it’s time I took a few days off.
sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 35d
... to suck some dick.
itsathursday@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 35d
Someone’s got a case of the Malaygays
AmyAye@nord.pub · 17 pts · 35d
Finally bigotry I can support.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 35d
I feel a little bit gay already, better take the rest of the day off.
minus@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 35d
This is way too real.
„I Felt a Little Homosexual Today, So I Called in Sick: The Formation of “Reverse Discourse” by Swedish Gay Activists in the 1970s“
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13600826.2022.2052025
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 35d
Site doesn't load, but I love the idea
Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 35d
Yeah, having past sexual experiences with a same-sex partner will do that.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 35d
Being gay in the past is strongly correlated to being gay in the present!
username123@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 34d
Correlation isn’t causation
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
frequent visitor habit
Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 34d
Whatever works
TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 34d
10/10 Perfect comment.
Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 35d
That dude looks stressed as fuck.
Racoonwithbenefits@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 35d
Zier@fedia.io · 8 pts · 35d
Yes... yes it does. ;)
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 35d
Stress goes down, go to work. Work stress builds up, get to fuckin'. Stress goes down, back to work...
Wait a minute, I'm just describing the last ten years of my life.
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app · 11 pts · 35d
Well yeah, obviously. Work stress is alleviated by more money, and $20 bucks is $20 bucks.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 35d
Omg, I honestly didn't see that coming, well done.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 35d
I hate my coworkers so much I want to suck all their dicks. I'm not gay, but damn, I feel like the only relief I can get is if they relieve themselves... in my mouth. And my throat. And maybe my butt... but I need to get these stress related hemorrhoids checked first. Shit, I forgot, I don't have healthcare. Now I have to suck some nurse dick. It's gonna be a long weekend. Maybe if I get everyone together in the same room we can get it all over at once. Just... not in my eyes, please.
Atomic@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 35d
He's right though, there i am, working my ass off, deadlines that fall behind and people running left and rightto catch the post-truck with that last minute delivery for the day, and all of a sudden, there we both stand, exhausted, over worked, and just start to furiously make out.
It's a real problem. And i for one am glad someone is taking this with the seriousness it deserves.
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d
That read like sci-fi fanfic. I love it!
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 35d
Ohh, so i guess the Prime Minister is extremely stress all the time, that explains it.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 35d
A) yes
B) aren’t those politically motivated charges?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 35d
Well i don't know, political or not, he's not acquitted, nor he is proven innocent, he's just pardoned(which mean he's convicted), all i know is my boy might be bi and i'm proud of it, and i don't agree with the trial at all, there shouldn't be even a trial for that.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 35d
What country was it that had people calling in gay to work because their government classified it as an illness, again? 🤔
SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 35d
Sweden
fork@feddit.online · 9 pts · 35d
Of course! That's why I keep thinking about being spitroasted. Obviously. Why else would I think that? Of course I don't actually want to do that. Why would I? Just work stress. Clearly.
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 34d
I'm like, super stressed you guys. Frankly, if you want me to straighten out, we probably all ought to revert to a 32 hour work week, better yet, 24 with full time pay. That ought to sploosh relief right into me. Us. It's science!
Zier@fedia.io · 9 pts · 35d
So basically, most of the world is gay? Cool.
Lamplighter@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 35d
Working hard or hardly working, eh?
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 35d
The response to that is "If that is the case, why aren't you sucking dick?"
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 35d
Shill account for townflex dot com
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 35d
Fuck man, I must be one of the gayest people on earth then. Get it? Fuck man? Hahaha.... I'm sorry.
charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 35d
fuck, didn't even know it. i'm gay now since I've had some stress at work
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d
Wanna 69? I've been working a lot of overtime lately.
MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 35d
Luckily, we don't have elected representatives with this type of reasoning skill......... /s
dan69@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d
Anything to get out of work huh. Sounds weird to get 3-4 day work week.
Snapz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 35d
"We've changed our minds , no more layoffs... Now is the time for lay ONS!!!! And instead of 'line goes up' another thing goes up now and it has... Infinite growth"
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
Ohhh so that’s why I love cock so much
RockBottom@feddit.org · 3 pts · 35d
Maybe during pregnancy? That would explain why ex socialist country people thrown into neo liberalism don‘t know what hit their kids.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 35d
There is actually a lot of evidence that it's the mother's nurture that affects gayness.
Specifically younger sons (with an older brother) have a higher chance of being gay.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
What is it called when you can't take it anymore, but keep taking it? :3
Gaja0@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 35d
Me reading this
🥰Stress converts to gay, 😭 claims
1984@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 35d
They turn gay in prison, so maybe...
quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 35d
I guess so if all your coworkers are same sex?