c/dadjokes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 34dSheryl Crow and Russel Crowe walk into a bar 418 points · 30 comments · view on lemmy.world
30 Comments
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 87 pts · 34d
I don't mean to pry, but was it a crow bar?
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 34d
They got pried and hammered.
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 34d
Well, the do say pried cometh before the fall.
Cherry@piefed.social · 38 pts · 34d
I don't get this.
Pissmidget@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 34d
A murder of Crow(e)s
Cherry@piefed.social · 26 pts · 34d
Thanks
merde@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 34d
wrong reply button. you thanked yourself
Janx@piefed.social · 64 pts · 34d
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 34d
You know sometimes that's OK to do mate.
merde@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 34d
what is ok? thanking yourself or mistaking the button?
Cherry@piefed.social · 21 pts · 34d
Both i think. medals all round!
Johandea@feddit.nu · 12 pts · 34d
And everyone cheered!
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 34d
Nice username
StillAlive@piefed.world · 10 pts · 34d
Collective noun joke.
Murder of crows.
FatVegan@leminal.space · 1 pts · 33d
But where is the attempt?
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 33d
Only 2 of em I guess?
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 34d
ion@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 34d
I feel like it should be "try to walk into a bar" .
Photonic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 34d
Or not attempted
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 34d
Nah, I'm pretty sure they'd need one more to go from "a couple of crow(e)s" to a murder, so it's still just an attempted one
Johandea@feddit.nu · 3 pts · 34d
If so, a single crowe is also an attempted murder. Only a worse attempt.
lando55@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 34d
I don't have any crows, can I still attempt or is that where we draw the line
sqw@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 34d
if you're attempting murder without the crow pun context we're gonna need to call the real police
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 34d
If it makes you happy
It can't be that bad
bizzle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 34d
Have you heard the Michael Cera Palin version of that song? Here is a link, you're welcome
https://youtu.be/lXxDeMVGmh8?is=xKC7g-k1aPlJx3ta
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 34d
oh... https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/birds/why-is-it-called-a-murder-of-crows
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 34d
Is that a real photo? Sheryl Crowe looks plastic and Russell's jacket has no texture.
The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world · 8 pts · 34d
If you've ever looked closely at a crow's feathers, they have a bit of a sheen to them.
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
No, here's the thing. That's the Jackdaws. Sure they're in the same family but they aren't the same.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 34d
Not even a little. Shame cause there are a couple out there