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LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 21d (5 replies)

Beavers built a dam in Alberta (850 meters) that is twice the length of the Hoover Dam. It isn't the technical marvel as the Hoover Dam, but one would have to be lying to say it's not impressive.

Extra info: we know it has existed since at least 1975, as it's visible in arial photographs. (Many from space).

So 50+ years for rodents maintaining a project seems pretty neat.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Also over in Europe sometime in the last several years, some beavers completed a dam that had been stalled in the planning and funding phase. The beavers just rolled up and in 24 hours with $0 in funding and built a dam in almost the exact spot that the planners were going to build them anyway.

LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Yeah after we slaughtered them to near extinction, it sounds like they are making a good comeback. (Fur hats and anal gland perfume have different yearning these days)

nforminvasion@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 21d (1 reply)

We still use anal gland stuff for cheap, faux vanilla flavoring 🤮🤮

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d

This vanilla tastes like ass!

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 21d

For those curious, here's a great write-up

https://e360.yale.edu/features/worlds-largest-beaver-dam

I can't imagine traveling that terrain any time other than winter; the muskeg is super tough to travel through when it's not frozen and the mosquitoes would suck you dry.

shweddy@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 21d

Dam son

4am@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Obviously you’ve never played Timberborn

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Came here just to say this. OP need to play timberborn rn

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Can't, no fingers and I'm blind

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d

If you can post memes you can play timberborn, I will hear no more excuses!

flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Mainstream archeologists would like you to believe that.
But the truth will come out - it was aliens.

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 21d

Obligatory:

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Some mf once tried to convince me some vacuum cleaner made this smh my head for real

decolo@piefed.social · 1 pts · 21d

it was actually a us president that made it

hOrni@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 21d

Nor did any Hoovers.

Una@europe.pub · 7 pts · 21d (1 reply)

2, 2 beavers.

LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 21d

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 21d (3 replies)
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 21d

Obligatory you say:

4am@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Like this shirt? GET this shirt!

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

And get sued by: Buc-ees

dwemthy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 21d

Well yeah, it wasn't one beaver, it was hundreds of beavers

MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org · 4 pts · 21d

Allways scary to see how much the water level has dropped

realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Am I tripping or is that the real life version of the damn in GTA V?

VonReposti@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 21d (2 replies)

This is the Hoover Dam, the GTA V dam is based on Pacoima Dam and Morris Dam

Source: https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Land_Act_Dam

realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 21d (1 reply)

Hm, thanks. Looked very similar with the geography around it

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 21d

The canyon and the river?

Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 21d

What about infinite beavers?

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 3 pts · 21d

This has "big government" written all over it. You can't convince me otherwise.

Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 21d (1 reply)

What's with the weirdly large rolled up flag on top of the building? Or is it something that's been painted?

perishthethought@piefed.social · 1 pts · 21d

Dunno for sure but assume they unroll it for special occasions.

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

Ok, but what about two beavers?

Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 21d (4 replies)

No but OP's moms beaver really helped

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Hurtful

Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d (2 replies)

Some truths hurt.

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d (1 reply)

This is my mom

Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d

I bet the grip is intense and of course stamina for days and days.

MunkyNutts@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 21d

Pretty sure beavers made humans build it. Who domesticated whom?

heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 21d

What gave it away? A lack of wood, maybe?

tio_bira@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 21d (3 replies)

Is this Hoover Dam ? I only knew it from New Vegas

BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 21d

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for nuclear winter

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d (1 reply)

The picture is beautiful and captured how big and grandiose the dam is. New Vegas didn't manage to make the dam awe inspiring. There is a rumour of remaking New Vegas and hopefully that they re-skin and enlarge the scale of the dam.

BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 21d

New Vegas and Fallout 3 remasters are confirmed, as well as Obsidian working on another Fallout with Bethesda oversight and Fallout 5 in pre production with production ramping up after Elder Scrolls 6 releases.

myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

Of course, they built it for the goats!

comador@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 21d

Welcome to Utah ...

SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org · 1 pts · 21d

Huh-huh, huh. Is this the god dam? Huh-hu, huh, huh-huh.

menjoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 21d

No, a vacuum cleaner build this!

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 21d

You called?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 21d

Can we get some dam nachos at the dam gift shop?