Shared with my godfather, a mathematician at a Catholic university with a calculator collecting hobby. The only way this could be any more up his alley is if there was a Star Trek joke in there somewhere. XD

rustydrd@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 20d

Look at what the button on the bottom right says.

chillpanzee@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 20d

There was a time when this would have been obvious satire, but these days you just don't know.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 20d

ICE agents immediately subdued and shot the calculator.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 19d

It subtracts the tip from your restaurant bill.

Zier@fedia.io · 5 pts · 20d (2 replies)

If 8 people, standing in an octagon, press those buttons at the same time, at midnight, the rapture activates.

Manjushri@piefed.social · 1 pts · 19d (1 reply)

Do they have to be Christians? Because if not, I can round up seven more people real quick and finally be left behind in peace.

Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 19d

Any human will do as long as they can push a button.

Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 20d

My breath has been smelling like onion way too much lately

adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 20d

so, google's "i'm feeling lucky" but wired into an ai.

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 19d (3 replies)

It's a Voltron of irrelevancy. Two things that have been rendered completely useless in a modern world, mushed together.

Dispassionate@quokk.au · 1 pts · 19d (2 replies)

Hey, buttons aren’t useless. You watch your mouth!!

Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 19d (1 reply)

As a lover of 70s/80s sci-fi, I agree. But how many of us still carry calculators around?

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 19d

I keep a Casio scientific calculator in my work bag. Because sometimes I have oily hands and need to do algebra.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20d

Is that the Muslim one?