The company that produces yardsticks won't be making them any longer.

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Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 28d (6 replies)

This took me way too long to get.

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 28d (4 replies)

How long, exactly? About three feet?

sudo@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 28d (3 replies)

You need to meter these jokes.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 28d (2 replies)

Especially if going to great lengths for a chuckle.

bdot@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 28d (1 reply)

just inching his way to his next joke

I guarantee the next one won't measure up

dingus@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 28d

I clicked the OP a few times thinking I didn't reach the joke yet lol

orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 28d (1 reply)

Finally. A proper fucking dad joke.

it took quite a long time, but we got there

GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 19 pts · 28d (1 reply)

They should. Meter sticks are superior.

thankfully, one meter is under a yard.

you just need to dig for it!

Swiggity swoke I’m stealing your joke.

nailingjello@piefed.zip · 8 pts · 28d (1 reply)

But will they ever make them shorter?

We'll have to get a ruling on that call.

Well played!

I spent too much time looking for a source article before I noticed where this was posted. Nicely done. oof. lol

Wow this actually made me laugh....

I don't do drugs any more