How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?
My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn't touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.
My horse has a big apple tree in her pasture, and when the season is right, she rarely leaves it. Always underneath, ready to respond as quickly as possible whenever one falls.
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 103 pts · 14d
Her brother is a dog? 🤔
StillAlive@piefed.world · 66 pts · 14d
Yes. Is that a problem?
SmoothOperator@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 14d
Interesting.
How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?
Viceversa@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 14d
Some sons of a bitches surely can!
Spuddlesv2@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 14d
My dog sired a litter of puppies with my parents dog. Their offspring were therefore my nieces and nephews AND my grandchildren.
Yeehaw.
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 5 pts · 14d
Both of these 2 roles mentioned worry me
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 14d
Father? Sure.
Husband is a little concerning though.
SmoothOperator@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d
When would a dog be considered your father?
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 14d
By being the only parental figure that isn't hooked on meth.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d
I dunno about parental, but sure. Maybe.
Husband? Wife?
Yeah. It happens.
searabbit@piefed.social · 8 pts · 14d
My boyfriends dog sure thinks she's his girlfriend when she squeezes between us at night and kicks me away🥴
snoons@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 14d
Her dad is a wacko, highly unethical alchemist.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 14d
Ed...ward?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d
There’s family we’re born to, and family we chose.
Dogs > people so I’d choose them every time.
Korval@lemmy.today · 33 pts · 14d
TIL that Newton's first name was Dan.
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 14d
Yeah Sir is short for Dan
shweddy@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 14d
The dog world is gonna make some scientific leaps really soon
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 14d
My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn't touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 14d
Having you do the dirty work. Smart doggo.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 14d
Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.
At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.
OwOarchist@pawb.social · 19 pts · 14d
My horse has a big apple tree in her pasture, and when the season is right, she rarely leaves it. Always underneath, ready to respond as quickly as possible whenever one falls.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 14d
Well. If anyone was wondering, apples are a good way to become Dan’s friend.
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d
Sir Danny Issac Newton
sirico@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 14d
Magical KFC bucket bush was my dogs favorite always had to check
iocase@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 14d
And some day, he'll be right
Baggie@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 14d
Damn, pie bush 2.
owl@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 14d
Gambler mindset
A_A@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d
son of a bitches, and his sister ?