Stakeout

337 points · 28 comments · view on lemmy.world

28 Comments

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 103 pts · 14d (13 replies)

Her brother is a dog? 🤔

StillAlive@piefed.world · 66 pts · 14d (9 replies)

Yes. Is that a problem?

SmoothOperator@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 14d (8 replies)

Interesting.

How many other typically human-human relations can dogs occupy? Could someone describe a dog as their father? Could someone describe a dog as their husband?

Viceversa@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 14d

Could someone describe a dog as their father?

Some sons of a bitches surely can!

Spuddlesv2@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 14d

My dog sired a litter of puppies with my parents dog. Their offspring were therefore my nieces and nephews AND my grandchildren.

Yeehaw.

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 5 pts · 14d

Both of these 2 roles mentioned worry me

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 14d (2 replies)

Father? Sure.

Husband is a little concerning though.

SmoothOperator@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d (1 reply)

When would a dog be considered your father?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 14d

By being the only parental figure that isn't hooked on meth.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d (1 reply)

I dunno about parental, but sure. Maybe.

Husband? Wife?

Yeah. It happens.

searabbit@piefed.social · 8 pts · 14d

My boyfriends dog sure thinks she's his girlfriend when she squeezes between us at night and kicks me away🥴

snoons@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Her dad is a wacko, highly unethical alchemist.

Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 14d

Ed...ward?

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 14d

There’s family we’re born to, and family we chose.

Dogs > people so I’d choose them every time.

Korval@lemmy.today · 33 pts · 14d (1 reply)

TIL that Newton's first name was Dan.

caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 14d

Yeah Sir is short for Dan

shweddy@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 14d

The dog world is gonna make some scientific leaps really soon

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 14d (2 replies)

My dog loved apples but he never figured out that he could just bite into a whole apple. I could take him to an orchard with apples all over the ground and he wouldn't touch any of them, but if I started eating one he would beg me for a piece.

glitch1985@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 14d

Having you do the dirty work. Smart doggo.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 14d

Omg my dog is the same. She freaking loves apples, but had to learn to eat pieces with skin still on.

At first she would bring me the piece of apple with this look like “please peel it” then she realized she has teeth.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 19 pts · 14d

My horse has a big apple tree in her pasture, and when the season is right, she rarely leaves it. Always underneath, ready to respond as quickly as possible whenever one falls.

FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Well. If anyone was wondering, apples are a good way to become Dan’s friend.

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 14d

Sir Danny Issac Newton

sirico@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 14d

Magical KFC bucket bush was my dogs favorite always had to check

iocase@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 14d

And some day, he'll be right

Baggie@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 14d

Damn, pie bush 2.

owl@infosec.pub · 5 pts · 14d

Gambler mindset

A_A@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 13d

son of a bitches, and his sister ?