Looking at this, I like to think her mom just stands around and emits smoke from her mouth to relax. Is she hiding the cigarette? Maybe she can convert stress into a physical substance that she can expel? Is she a Fifthist? The possibilities are endless.
My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, "if you're so sure, why don't you ask your boyfriend Claude?" From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, "Mommy's got a boyfriend??" SIL said, "No! No! Daddy's joking!" because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.
I'm 43, my parents chain smoked when I was a kid. I didn't realize how much I smelled until I moved out and how gross the walls were in their house. I refused to even date smokers, it's like licking an ash tray.
30 Comments
StellarExtract@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 6d
Funny, but definitely drawn by an adult
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 7 pts · 6d
How can you tell?
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 34 pts · 6d
The proportions are decent, the handwriting is solid and consistent. Very clean and readable presentation.
If you have kids it becomes really obvious when a drawing is “childlike” vs “from a child”
mirshafie@europe.pub · 11 pts · 6d
The biggest tell for me is the gradient on the smoke cloud. Kids tend to hyperfocus on small sections at a time and oversaturate when coloring.
Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca · 7 pts · 6d
For me its just everything is perfect. Perfect eye shape, eye lash lengths, fingers, hair, two identical legs! Its just perfect but in a kid style.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 9 pts · 6d
Ah. That explains it, then. I don’t have kids.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 6d
It's too on the nose, looks deliberate and forced.
But its not AI, so its perfect
Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 6 pts · 6d
The hands too, too neat
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 6d
Little shit inadvertly gets taken by the state for narcing on his mom
knife@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 6d
it seems like that's the whole point of having the kid do this exercise
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 6d
Cigarettes
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 6d
That worksheet is straight up entrapment lol.
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 6d
"Narc on your parents to us"
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 6d
Looking at this, I like to think her mom just stands around and emits smoke from her mouth to relax. Is she hiding the cigarette? Maybe she can convert stress into a physical substance that she can expel? Is she a Fifthist? The possibilities are endless.
trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 6d
She's John Coffee from the Green Mile but she does it to herself.
FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 5d
NOT spelled the same dammit, NOT the same!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 6d
Literal dragon lady.
jade52@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 6d
Girl same
toynbee@piefed.social · 5 pts · 6d
Still pretty sure you're my brother.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 6d
Mom will breathe a sigh of relief. It could have been so much worse.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 6d
And that sigh could flavor a chicken
Sxan@piefed.zip · -1 pts · 6d
Ya, so þis just happened.
My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, "if you're so sure, why don't you ask your boyfriend Claude?" From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, "Mommy's got a boyfriend??" SIL said, "No! No! Daddy's joking!" because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 6d
Middle aged pre teen moms for some reason
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 6d
Punctuation is important, dear teacher.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d
I have cero respect for smokers
Tiral@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d
I'm 43, my parents chain smoked when I was a kid. I didn't realize how much I smelled until I moved out and how gross the walls were in their house. I refused to even date smokers, it's like licking an ash tray.
1984@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 6d
I agree. I once kissed a smoker and I wanted to puke.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 6d
dont worry your mom is just combusting gasoline and exhaling the exhaust.
flamingsjack@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 6d
Is her mother somehow Yaniko Sato?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d