Hmmmm

They served Napoleon, then got chased into a cave where they served some Yeti's for awhile until the 70's when they accidentally killed the Yeti leader and were forced out. Then they found Gru as a child.

I absolutely believe they made that happen specifically in response to these kinds of memes.

Why would minions help Jackson Pollock

Yeah but what were they doing during the 30's?

That’s true.

It's been established by the newest movie that there were other tribes of minions

Too convenient if you ask me.

I was about to say this is established lore and one of the funniest retcons in media out there

I never noticed that, but it does fit and come as a relief.

That explains why the Nazis were so interested in Antarctica

You haven't seen the latest movie. There are apparently many tribes of Minions, including some that were in America in the late 20s to early 30s.

The cop-out was that they happened to be frozen in a glacier during WW2.

But it's now been established that there were other tribes of minions

The US is pretty villainous and funding Israel; my money is on USA minions.

It's made in Hollywood so probably? Lol

Dante's Inferno is also effectively fanfiction of a socialite without any real ecclesiastical value. He wrote in the vernacular, instead of Latin, which was what made it accessible and popular.

They were no doubt involved with banana republics. Can't forget the Khmer rouge so so many evil things they did

Peter Tiel I think. Trump and Altman are more like grifters. Net Yahoo and Putin are contenders, but they're using mass murder to solidify their own power... It just feels too pedestrian

But Tiel is like a hardcore death cultist or something. He gives speeches warning about how AI will be the anti-Christ, then goes around putting up AI cameras everywhere. He's the type that reads 1984 and pays people to build the torment Nexus

They’d be buying Teslas and spy glasses.

Bibi Buddies.

They seem to be wowed more by flash than anything, and the villains don’t seem to be particularly competent or bright. That rules out Larry Ellison and AIPIC.

Various congressional Republicans, Elon Musk, or Javier Milei.

I think they were frozen in ice during that period

yet

I'd rather the minions be responsible for killing Hitler than the asshole that got all the credit in the real world.

What about the Hirohito and Britains Colony Garrison Minion divide groups?

Someone who lives in a village?

Mussolini started the fascist movement and was doing some serious aura farming ,as the kids would say. Going for rebuilding the Roman Empire would be a serious Minion bait.

Hitler passed him in evilness and had a penchant for ridiculous super weapons. Some of the cockups they had could have been Minion level.

Stalin was neck and neck with Hitler for evil, murder, and conquest. However, I think by the time they turn his way, the Minions would have looked at all the purges, holodomor, etc and just decided to take a personal vacation until the CIA showes up.

Meanwhile the Nazi officials feared that Catholics may cause a civil war if they didn't put just the right amount of pressure on the Vatican. And Protestants tried to become the official state church of Nazi Germany.

Lets, not forget either that the biggest monstrosity of WWII was the religious cleansing, who had a beef with the Jews?

I think you should take some history lessons. Being Jewish wasn't a religious definition for the Nazis, we're not talking about the Spanish Inquisition here. And it's not like Catholics were more (or less) antisemitic than Protestants.

I don't understand the whole hating the Jews thing.

Had they not killed Jesus, his story would be worthless. They made him a martyr. They're responsible for making Christianity in the first place

Oh wait now I understand.

the religious cleaning from the comie was an horor for sure.