c/greentext · by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works · 12dAnon makes conversation 407 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 88 pts · 12d
Next time just order it with naan.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 12d
Denjin@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 12d
My favourite!
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 12d
"I can't eat that, it reminds me of the video with the guy with the puffy scabs all over the body"
daggermoon@piefed.world · 15 pts · 12d
Meanwhile, i'd be happy to eat this:
AmyAye@nord.pub · 10 pts · 11d
Sorry, I have Trypophobia.
X@piefed.world · 12 pts · 11d
If you’d tie your shoes correctly, you wouldn’t have to worry.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 83 pts · 12d
Completely fake; no women on the internet.
Completely gay, as no vagina present
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip · 77 pts · 12d
I wonder what would happen if he ordered something in a glass jar.
"I'm sorry, I can't eat pickles because the container reminds me of that one video with a man and a jar...."
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 37 pts · 12d
"I'm sorry, I can't eat horse meat. It reminds me of the video of a guy enjoying horse meat"
huppakee@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 11d
Or ordered something with one cup.
X@piefed.world · 6 pts · 11d
That waterfall put Niagara Falls to shame.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 28 pts · 12d
She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 11d
Good chances he approached her first.
protist@retrofed.com · 23 pts · 12d
"maggot invested gums"
daggermoon@piefed.world · 16 pts · 12d
Maybe take me to the Indian restaurant instead of him. I'd love to see the maggot infested gums video.
Varesti@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 12d
His loss.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 12 pts · 11d
It's definitely a day to read this.
Zozano@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 12d
Someone link to the video
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 12d
Kids these days, the bit from The Lost Boys it'a been done elsewhere.
bstix@feddit.dk · 4 pts · 11d
That's not barfy. Where's the real video?
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 11d
Get an *arr...
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11d
I barf’d