Because the cum dries out and makes the shirt bunch up each time you add a new load. You gotta occasionally iron/steam your cum shirt to keep it from getting to crunchy.

daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 16d (1 reply)

I would have thought ironing it would set the stain.

HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 15d

Well yea... That's the point, it's called art dude.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d

Um, yeah, that's like cooking egg whites

lyrial@anarchist.nexus · 5 pts · 16d

This is a matter of opinion.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17d

My face rn:

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 51 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Jizzmin rice

prex@aussie.zone · 14 pts · 16d

Jizzus Fucking Christ that was a bad joke

turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 41 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Instructions unclear and now I have the stickiest rice I've ever had

Good tho

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 16d

Pairs well with a juicy mango

Forbo@lemmy.ml · 38 pts · 17d

Thank you egg_slut, very cool!

magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 17d

This thread is what the internet is for

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 17d (3 replies)

Easiest way to make rice krispie treats, too!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 12 pts · 17d (1 reply)

Healthier than marshmallow fluff.

Tastier, too!

Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d

Instructions unclear, now my tray of rice crispy treats are all salty and smell like fish . On the other hand I have made note of all the employees at the potluck who went back for seconds, and you know what I think this is going to be a good year.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d

Oh my god guys, I just discovered this amazing food hack to make most delicious, high protein rice Krispie treats in only 3 minutes!

BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 15 pts · 17d

Greg Davies: "And as the sperm swim towards the eggs, it's hard not to think that I've ruined this fried breakfast."

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 17d (2 replies)

Make sure you let it cool first.

notabot@piefed.social · 8 pts · 16d (1 reply)

I...I think you're supposed to use uncooked rice for this. What you do with it afterwards is no-one's business but you're own.

ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 16d

But what if I want my sushi rice to smell after fish

M137@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 17d

Instructions accidentally unclear, pussied out of cumming on some rice.

GaMEChld@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17d

That's racist!

Ertain@feddit.online · 4 pts · 17d

Ah, creampie with some rice.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 14d

Just tried it out for myself 🥰

SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 17d

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whereitsat@lemmy.zip · -46 pts · 16d (10 replies)

had to look at the thread for clues to what this means and it's still not funny. women can just exist and excel at anything and everything. here's a better joke: what's funny and successful and desirable despite being none of those things.

punchline: a person with a vagina.

not misogynistic, just gay and realistic.

athatet@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 16d (3 replies)

Well to be fair, none of the other comments actually explained it.

When your phone gets wet you’re supposed to put it in rice cause rice is really good at sucking up all the moisture and a lot of times it works.

That’s it.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 16d (1 reply)

This is it. Nothing misogynistic about it.

snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 16d

Yeah it's just a dumb absurdist joke idk what they were reading

AdviserEndurable@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 15d

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