Ice cream is lovely during consumption, but after, my teeth feel sticky and I often have acid reflux. I'm sure I'll partake again, but right now I wish - on behalf of my future self - that I wouldn't.
One ice cream place had bunch of awesome vegan variants, so I can confirm that they are definitely worth trying!
Unrelated, but a different place once had Gin-Tonic ice. To this day I can't get the flavor out of my head, it was so good. But how tf do you make that :|
Those guys were probably actual magicians, cause I tried their Currywurst ice cream: delicious. Döner: really good. Even fucking Gorgonzola was amazing, and that should not be possible!
Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn't there, you could've told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might've believed you...
She wants her partner to masturbate her with three fingers: two go into the pussy, one into ass. This method can be used to increase sexual stimulation as the pressure on the vaginal wall increases.
Rosy part of ice cream represents pussy ("pinky"), brown one represents ass ("stinky").
The middle yellowish layer is most likely vanilla, she has no marks there because she wants to highlight she wants to get kinky (not "vanilla" sex, i.e. regular penetration without anything special)
61 Comments
CameronDev@programming.dev · 163 pts · 10d
We are going bowling? Awesome!
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 32 pts · 10d
that was my first thought too
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 9d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 9d
" I got the message hon....WE'RE GOING BOWLING TONIGHT!"
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 9d
OH BOY I've been shinin' my ball for this very occasion!
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 8d
Aw crap, I just commented with a very weak sauce version of this. You win this round, my friend, you win this round.
sundray@lemmus.org · 57 pts · 10d
She doesn't want the vanilla.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 10d
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 48 pts · 10d
cRazi_man@europe.pub · 11 pts · 9d
Dat golden key
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 9d
thats the vanilla
pornalt@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 9d
The peehole.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 48 pts · 9d
Does she wanna go bowling?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 10d
... love some ice cream, thanks.
toynbee@piefed.social · 6 pts · 10d
Ice cream is lovely during consumption, but after, my teeth feel sticky and I often have acid reflux. I'm sure I'll partake again, but right now I wish - on behalf of my future self - that I wouldn't.
felsiq@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 9d
Have you tried sorbet or a vegan ice cream? The cashew based ones are really good and might help if it’s related to a milk sensitivity
toynbee@piefed.social · 3 pts · 9d
I love sorbet, but I suspected that if I brought it up I'd be lambasted.
I don't think I've ever encountered vegan ice cream.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9d
One ice cream place had bunch of awesome vegan variants, so I can confirm that they are definitely worth trying!
Unrelated, but a different place once had Gin-Tonic ice. To this day I can't get the flavor out of my head, it was so good. But how tf do you make that :|
toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 9d
I don't know, but if you can make fried ice cream you can probably make ice cream alcohol.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 8d
Those guys were probably actual magicians, cause I tried their Currywurst ice cream: delicious. Döner: really good. Even fucking Gorgonzola was amazing, and that should not be possible!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 34 pts · 10d
"Honey, were you trying to use the ice cream as a bowling ball again?"
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 9d
it slides so much better
ceenote@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 10d
Shocking.
trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 9d
Oh man, that does not register as food to my brain, from all the food dyes. If the packaging wasn't there, you could've told me this is a cleaning sponge and I might've believed you...
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 9d
Most likely the only dye is beetroot extract for the pink. The others are coloured by the vanilla and cocoa for their respective flavours.
Of course it would depend on the brand, just going by what is common here.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 9d
We don't need to guess, you appear to be right:
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 9d
I said most likely because I don't know the ingredients on that exact tub, just went with what I can buy here.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 9d
Tara Gum.. I dated her in college.
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 9d
may be the lighting, but the vanilla looks waaaay too yellow
redparadise@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 9d
butterscotch mayhaps
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 9d
French vanilla...they pisse in it.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 9d
you're sadly talking about america, so I have my doubts.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 9d
"A couple of days prior, my two young boys caught
the prickliest of the itchies
after playing with a pile of pink insulation in the barn.
Would you believe on the same day, my daughter fell into the manure pile.
I had two in the pink and one in the stink."
-Noah Dyck
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
Damn I miss that show.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 9d
Noah had the best sausage parties, he could not wait to get his hot meat into your mouth.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 9d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAtlVX1Z5t4
One of the best bits they had on that show.
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 9d
For ye haven't truly lived until you've had Dyck meat in your mouth
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 8d
We Dycks occasionally slip out...
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 10d
2 in the pink?
Delilah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 10d
And one in the stink
Shocking, I know.
gazter@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 9d
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 9d
im guessing the vanilla would represent the "seed"
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 9d
or vanilla being untouched meaning not wanting it vanilla (of sex, vanilla means not kinky)
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 9d
At least she didn't ask for a Minivan (2 in the front, 5 in the back)
trijste@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 10d
Taint neglect
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 9d
And what does she hint at?
Etterra@discuss.online · 13 pts · 9d
That she wants to go bowling, clearly.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 9d
Two in the pinky, one in the stinky.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 9d
?
Allero@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 9d
She wants her partner to masturbate her with three fingers: two go into the pussy, one into ass. This method can be used to increase sexual stimulation as the pressure on the vaginal wall increases.
Rosy part of ice cream represents pussy ("pinky"), brown one represents ass ("stinky").
The middle yellowish layer is most likely vanilla, she has no marks there because she wants to highlight she wants to get kinky (not "vanilla" sex, i.e. regular penetration without anything special)
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 9d
Thanks!
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 9d
The explanation we needed and deserved. Thank you for your service
Allero@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 9d
о7
Schmuppes@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 8d
IjonTichy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
Minigolf
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 9d
?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 8d
I'm stupid please someone explain.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 8d
2 in the pinky 1 in the stinky
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 7d
Shouldn't have asked.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 8d
She wants to go 10-pin bowling.
5ha99y@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 6d
Well then more vanilla for me (scoops the middle out)
wallsmart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9d
oh..no..no..no.. here we go again 😱