On that note, why can’t Canada just start an official investigation into the Epstein files?
I get that they are being withheld in the US, but I’m willing to bet there is enough information out there that Canada can totally control the narrative with it.
Sure, and we'll rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein in return. And just for good measure, we'll also rename Superior to Inferior and Huron to Moron so he can be reminded of what a small, ugly piece of human garbage he is.
I feel slightly compelled to visit the Gulf of Mexico and ask the people who live in the Gulf of Mexico what they think of the Gulf of Mexico. Pensacola has a nice beach I wonder if the people of Pensacola Bay would be offended if I grouped their region in with the Gulf of Mexico.
So where are we getting our oil, natural gas, and timber from, Donald? You can't reject renewable resources and then discard our largest source of nonrenewable resources.
And the electricity, and the aluminum, and the potash...
It's really a big joke when Trump says the US doesn't need anything from Canada. It's actually the other way around. In Canada grow our own food so we won't go hungry, and we have lots of water and energy, we don't have any worry about getting cold in the winter. I can't think of anything we need from the US we couldn't also get from Europe or Asia. It would just cost a little more to ship it over the ocean. But really for most products The European and Asian made products are about the same price as the US made products.
I suppose the US midwest could retool their refineries and you could send oil by rail up from the Gulf of Mexico. But I don't think that'll be cheap. I guess you could get potash from further away too, though I hear there's some supply chain problems with getting fertilizer from the Middle East that might be a problem there.
The US has basically the lowest rate for recycling aluminum in the world. I suppose they could put a lot more effort to encourage recycling so they won't need as much aluminum.
But I somehow doubt there's a plan to do any of these things. Americans are just going to have to pay even higher prices for stuff.
He thought he could have it all. "Letting them see who's boss and they'll be begging to sign." The idea of Canada saying no probably didn't occur to him. "That's them just playing hard to get."
It's still unclear how far he's willing to push this but maybe fortifying the border would be a good precaution.
Doesn't seem all that difficult to blow up a pipeline or a transmission tower. How many Americans are signing up to repair a transmission tower deep in the Canadian forest?
Don't worry about that buzzing noise that's getting closer to you, I'm sure it's nothing ;-)
Sick of you armchair fuckwads acting like all I have to do is go ask the fascists to stop. But I won't be hearing from you anymore so one armchair fuckwad down, many more to go
If your president didn't threaten my country we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Wasn't telling you to ask politely. You actually have to take action instead of whining when you see people who have been the target of your country speak out against it.
I’ve had to set a dollar amount per meal and if I keep going over I have to skip meals to catchup to my budget. Kinda dumb and things should be cheaper by this point
60 Comments
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 1d
Canada is considering changing the name of lake Titicaca to lake Donald Rrump eats shit (and fucks babies).
aphonefriend@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1d
Use Donald Drumpf. That was his actual family name and he hates it.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 18h
Please tell me this is true.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 14h
Drumpf? Yeah that's what his grandfather changed it from.
gingernate@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 13h
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1d
On that note, why can’t Canada just start an official investigation into the Epstein files?
I get that they are being withheld in the US, but I’m willing to bet there is enough information out there that Canada can totally control the narrative with it.
Malyca@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 1d
Canadian officials in those files, same as American. They won't out themselves willingly.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1d
Sorry, best we can do is more expensive groceries with a chance of poisoning you.
s@piefed.world · 39 pts · 1d
This changes the Great Lakes HOMES acronym into SHAME
Yewb@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1d
If you want to distract from real things you make crazy shit up its a literal tactic
Kennedy center Gulf of America Fucking naming shit Bulldozing the white house Greenland Windmills
Its to misdirect from the subversion of our democracy by drowning out real news of our rights being eroded
scrodumb@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1d
The Donald Trump Shits His Pants and Rapes Kids Centre for the Performing Arts
Put some respect on its name.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
The donald j trump Is Still Not The Best President We've Had Since Barack Obama Center For Performing Arts
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1d
It's called "flooding the zone". Steve Bannon described the strategy before Trump came into power the second time, and they're implementing it.
They're openly telling everyone their strategy to manipulate people, and it still works.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9h
seriously, gulf of america? is, is that the best name he could think of? how lame.
Yewb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3h
The dumber the better im so tired haha thats the whole point
altphoto@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 1d
They got Dolly Parton today. She was 80. You know who else is 80 and should visit their parents?
kent_eh@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1d
The grim reaper visited the wrong 80 year old today.
lobut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d
wat??
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d
I know. It's both a sad but beautiful day. So long to Dolly. I'm just glad to have lived to hear her beautiful voice and to actually understand it.
RhyknowsceriousGodkillerD@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23h
MY MOM!!!
obvs@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1d
No, the United States is not giving serious consideration to this.
The person who wrote that is incapable of giving serious consideration to anything, except his diaper rash.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
pedz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1d
AzuranAurora@piefed.ca · 24 pts · 1d
Sure, and we'll rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein in return. And just for good measure, we'll also rename Superior to Inferior and Huron to Moron so he can be reminded of what a small, ugly piece of human garbage he is.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 14h
I think it would be better to name the Lakes after the women and girls whom have publicly and credibly accused him of rape.
wirebeads@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1d
Will happily and am actively supporting anything not American.
Donald Trumps America can fall off a cliff and land on a bed of spikes.
Death to Donald Trump.
Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1d
This is so 8 year old temper tantrum I can't stand it. Not one grown up in congress either.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1d
Well, there goes the american auto industry...
masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1d
misshun accomlished
Drusas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1d
And construction.
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 1d
All this so a tiny dicked pedophile can feel powerful. Sad. Pathetic. All the synonyms.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 14h
You forgot mushroom
jama211@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 13h
Should've turned up to vote for the woman instead of this turd then.
Akuchimoya@startrek.website · 10 pts · 1d
I care exactly zero.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d
Yeah, I actually want him to do it. Why stop a clown when he's making a fool of himself?
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1d
He sure likes to do things by decree doesn't he. Sounds an awful lot like a king to me.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Or a demented sociopath.
Widdershins@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
I feel slightly compelled to visit the Gulf of Mexico and ask the people who live in the Gulf of Mexico what they think of the Gulf of Mexico. Pensacola has a nice beach I wonder if the people of Pensacola Bay would be offended if I grouped their region in with the Gulf of Mexico.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1d
ATTENTION PEASANTS; your King has a new royal decree, distributed through official channels...
Smh.
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub · 7 pts · 1d
I think Trump has a lot more to lose in this fight, and he only has a few months to make something happen.
alekwithak@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
So where are we getting our oil, natural gas, and timber from, Donald? You can't reject renewable resources and then discard our largest source of nonrenewable resources.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d
And the electricity, and the aluminum, and the potash...
It's really a big joke when Trump says the US doesn't need anything from Canada. It's actually the other way around. In Canada grow our own food so we won't go hungry, and we have lots of water and energy, we don't have any worry about getting cold in the winter. I can't think of anything we need from the US we couldn't also get from Europe or Asia. It would just cost a little more to ship it over the ocean. But really for most products The European and Asian made products are about the same price as the US made products.
I suppose the US midwest could retool their refineries and you could send oil by rail up from the Gulf of Mexico. But I don't think that'll be cheap. I guess you could get potash from further away too, though I hear there's some supply chain problems with getting fertilizer from the Middle East that might be a problem there.
The US has basically the lowest rate for recycling aluminum in the world. I suppose they could put a lot more effort to encourage recycling so they won't need as much aluminum.
But I somehow doubt there's a plan to do any of these things. Americans are just going to have to pay even higher prices for stuff.
Flower@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 23h
He thought he could have it all. "Letting them see who's boss and they'll be begging to sign." The idea of Canada saying no probably didn't occur to him. "That's them just playing hard to get."
It's still unclear how far he's willing to push this but maybe fortifying the border would be a good precaution.
West_of_West@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1d
That's the fun part. As soon as Canada limits/taxes the export of energy the US will free us Canadians from the despotic rule of Ottawa.
scrodumb@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d
Bring it on.
They'll write Geneva Convention 2.0 brand toilet paper for us to ignore.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1d
Doesn't seem all that difficult to blow up a pipeline or a transmission tower. How many Americans are signing up to repair a transmission tower deep in the Canadian forest?
Don't worry about that buzzing noise that's getting closer to you, I'm sure it's nothing ;-)
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 14h
Shut up, peon! Only culture war matters! /s
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 15h
Under the same authority Canada should threaten to rename the office of President of the United States
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 9h
to President United States. it's briefer and punchier and gets the point across faster
iocase@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1d
We're priced out of the circus and bread. This should be interesting...
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 15h
Next thing you know he'll be calling the whole continent Americas…
Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Lake Aladeen
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Very take my ball and gone home energy...while shitting his pants
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d
Yankistanis will shrug it off like it's nothing. Hijacking and co-opting someone else's property, name, and culture as theirs is their whole schtick.
They don't call themselves "Americans", "world champions", and "greatest country" in the world for nothing.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23h
I get so tired of people publicly despising Americans. You hate us, good for you.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · -1 pts · 14h
I've been pretty tired of Americans not doing anything about the fascists in your government.
You're tired, good for you. Now do something.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 14h
Sick of you armchair fuckwads acting like all I have to do is go ask the fascists to stop. But I won't be hearing from you anymore so one armchair fuckwad down, many more to go
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 13h
Lol, go fuck yourself.
If your president didn't threaten my country we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Wasn't telling you to ask politely. You actually have to take action instead of whining when you see people who have been the target of your country speak out against it.
You are pathetic.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 9h
where you been dude. it ain't 1990 anymore
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d
I’ve had to set a dollar amount per meal and if I keep going over I have to skip meals to catchup to my budget. Kinda dumb and things should be cheaper by this point
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Uh oh Nurse Natty been prevented from making her rounds yesterday and now the demented rapist is all worked up. Tsk tsk
FluidBeef@quokk.au · 1 pts · 22h
When a bogan family moves in next door.
Philharmonic3@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 15h