Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.

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SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2d (4 replies)

"These Gen Z kids and their toilet paper! We wiped with leaves and birch bark, and we were thankful!"

Varesti@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Dang, you must have been rich, all we had were pinecones and sand.

A luxury! We had to make do with broken glass and vinegar.

Oh we used to dream of having broken glass and vinegar. Would’ve been downright pleasant. All we had were three seashells.

Mother fucker, is the bidet a joke to you?!

My cheap toilet paper's attempt on my life has left my anus scarred and deformed.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 2d (1 reply)

As it should be. We didn't go through all this evolution and technological development to not baby our backsides.

You can buy an effective Bidet for $30, and install it in 15 minutes. Why wouldn't you?

because im scared the water jet will enter my ass and come out my mouth

Kids these days with their splinter-free toilet paper

Neat, my "farticles" is really starting to catch on

Definitely not a brand new sentence though. Dwight says that.

aaaa@piefed.world · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)

A screenshot of a tiny portion of a Lemmy thread

Funny thing is, I know exactly which post it is about, and I too have started closing the lid, otherwise I feel uncomfortable when forgetting it.

cholesterol@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (2 replies)

Sorry

Wren@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d (1 reply)

It's all good. I won't feel bad for not remembering a reference from a show that came out two decades ago.

Me neither, fellow kid