this - looks - awesome. i want this, this exactly, i want the tomato and the sald and then chocolate and the bun and the stuff and - yes, this. now. i want.
I am not american. I just hate the texture, taste and tomato water of raw tomatoes. The only ones I can stomach raw are the small little cherry tomatoes that are firmer and less watery.
And don't tell me I have not tasted real tomatoes we grow like 3 varieties at home and my grandparents have even more. I just don't like raw tomatoes.
I am not American either. It's just my personal taste. I do like tomatoes in sause, gravy and whatnot but not raw, I don't like the texture. I also generally don't like anything squishy or gooey.
I'm not American, I do like tomatoes in pretty much everything, also raw for example with burratta cheese, but I don't want them in my burgers or sandwiches (with some few exceptions, like in a pain bagnat) because it just makes everything else soggy.
I would absolutely eat this. Bonus points if you swap the mayo for ranch, but not that shitty shelf stable ranch, gimme some of that good buttermilk shit and you son of a bitch I'm in.
Those tomato slices remind me of two errant tomato slices that landed in the shredded cheese bin at our work salad bar yesterday. I used tongs to put the tomatoes back in the tomato bin with their fellow tomato slices. Was that the highlight of my day? Absolutely not.
A restaurant near me used to offer a french toast BLT which was exactly what you think: a BLT using french toast instead of regular toasted bread. I thought it would be great but it was kind of disgusting, mainly because of the mayo. The sweetness of the french toast just did not go well with the mayonnaise taste and texture. But I do respect them for trying.
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AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 5d
volore@scribe.disroot.org · 7 pts · 4d
If you're high enough to worry, they almost certainly already know.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 5d
... imma say it.
this - looks - awesome. i want this, this exactly, i want the tomato and the sald and then chocolate and the bun and the stuff and - yes, this. now. i want.
miked@piefed.social · 5 pts · 4d
maria, where you high when you typed that.
i'm a little high and want nothing to do with thing.
reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net · 14 pts · 5d
A local place does breakfast sandwiches on donuts. Sounds horrible to me so I haven’t tried it
Lexam@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d
I would be down if they sliced a donut. But usually the "donut" sandwiches I see are two whole donuts making the sandwich more than a mouthful.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d
The world took a wrong turn when it decided the way to make burgers and sandwiches bigger by making them taller.
seblin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
Look up traditional Estonian burgers. The bun is the size of your face
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
Well I mean it totally depends on the type of donut you get.
j4yc33@piefed.social · 11 pts · 4d
Ah, the BELT
Bacon, Eclair, Lettuce, Tomato
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 5d
Ahhh, club eclair.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 1 pts · 4d
lol, I thought it was like a pretzel bun at first
frog@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 4d
Luther Burger:
shadowspirit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
The ultimate troll. I'm so hungry.
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d
A burger on a bagel makes sense, not so much a burger on a doughnut though.
frog@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 20h
I tried this. i went to Krispy Kreme and then went to Five Guys.
I thought it was a good idea, a good combination of sweet and savory.
I was wrong. Putting sugar on a burger was weird. I finished it though.
so yeah I agree with you.
starik@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 4d
Would.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 4d
Berliner-Lettuce-Tomato.
Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d
Ich bin ein Berliner
WalleyeWarrior@midwest.social · 6 pts · 5d
I love an LJBT sandwich (Lettuce, long John, bacon, tomato)
qyron@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 4d
That is shitty food, food crime and a crime against humanity, all wrapped in a single gruesome package.
The mind behind the creation of this abomination is corrupted beyond any possibility of salvation.
xSikes@feddit.online · 6 pts · 4d
You’re smoking some bad shit.
toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online · 10 pts · 4d
It's mediocre shit, but in large quantities
RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 4d
I personally don't like tomatoes, everything else looks quite nice.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
Yeah same. Tomatoes ruin sandwiches/burgers
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 4d
Weird, tomatoes in burgers for me are flavourful and refreshing
Do Americans have weird tomatoes?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d
I am not american. I just hate the texture, taste and tomato water of raw tomatoes. The only ones I can stomach raw are the small little cherry tomatoes that are firmer and less watery.
And don't tell me I have not tasted real tomatoes we grow like 3 varieties at home and my grandparents have even more. I just don't like raw tomatoes.
RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 4d
I am not American either. It's just my personal taste. I do like tomatoes in sause, gravy and whatnot but not raw, I don't like the texture. I also generally don't like anything squishy or gooey.
Obi@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 4d
I'm not American, I do like tomatoes in pretty much everything, also raw for example with burratta cheese, but I don't want them in my burgers or sandwiches (with some few exceptions, like in a pain bagnat) because it just makes everything else soggy.
kubica@fedia.io · 5 pts · 5d
Without the chocolate I would consider it more seriously.
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 5d
I would absolutely eat this. Bonus points if you swap the mayo for ranch, but not that shitty shelf stable ranch, gimme some of that good buttermilk shit and you son of a bitch I'm in.
Hazmatastic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3d
What dangers?
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 4d
Those tomato slices remind me of two errant tomato slices that landed in the shredded cheese bin at our work salad bar yesterday. I used tongs to put the tomatoes back in the tomato bin with their fellow tomato slices. Was that the highlight of my day? Absolutely not.
Malica@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 3d
I'm not mad at it
LMurch@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 5d
It's probably not bad.
golden@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 4d
I wonder how that would taste
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d
A restaurant near me used to offer a french toast BLT which was exactly what you think: a BLT using french toast instead of regular toasted bread. I thought it would be great but it was kind of disgusting, mainly because of the mayo. The sweetness of the french toast just did not go well with the mayonnaise taste and texture. But I do respect them for trying.
TheOakTree@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 4d
A bacon egg and cheese might work better than BLT.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d
Agreed. I forgot to mention that it was really the mayo plus the lettuce that made it disgusting.
FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org · 2 pts · 4d
Gross! Who puts mayo on a donut?
blackberry28@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 4d
Is this Nutella on top?
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 4d
No. It's an eclaire (donut-type thing).
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 4d
Tomatoes and mayo needs to be in direct contact.