Buttholes are 3D printers.

They're just the nozzle, right? I'd say the body attached to it is the printer, and a good fiber diet is the filament

Not only that, but you can buy different nozzle shapes for that extra flair.

(Courtesy of turdtwister.com, although that site seems to be gone nowadays)

What a day to know how to read.

Mine seems to run a little cold, get a lot of layer separation.

I'd say more extruders but I'll give it to you.

I’ll never think of the word extruder the same again

Shitposting without technically shitposting. Well done!

While you're in the shower don't forget to clean your printer.

I've never been able to get mine to work over wifi.

And like real 3D printers, some "extruders" are really hot.

By that definition all printers are also 3D printers.

I refer to my wife as a 3D printer. After all, she is the mother to my children.

Organic 3D printers.

You know mine became a spray paint can after eating a salad last month.

Don’t you just hate being out and about, need a toilet, and there’s a DRM lock? Why I only support open source Klipper now.

This made my day.