You have to stop doing this.

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 115 pts · 5d (1 reply)

There is no joy in that Poke Center.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 5d

I mean, they're pretty much the medics of a global dog/slave (depending on how intelligent and self-aware Pokémon are) fighting ring equivalent. It doesn't sound like a very joyful job 🤷🏻

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 5d (12 replies)

In.....in the bikini? Those balls are like baseball size.

justdaveisfine@piefed.social · 101 pts · 5d (4 replies)

Its been awhile since I've played this one, but as I recall she has two pokeballs so yeah, I think the intended joke is that she is stuffing them in her bikini top.

RotSteinFinke@feddit.org · 54 pts · 5d

In the original version of the game, she has a full set of six. In the remake, she has two. Story goes, that during the making of the games her Pokémon got swapped with another NPC's, and that was corrected in the remake. But a lot of players wondered were she would "store" six pokeballs on her body...

Murse@slrpnk.net · 19 pts · 5d

One in each prison pocket.

jaaake@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 5d (1 reply)

The X-Ray shows 5

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 5d

It was a tournament day 🤷🏻

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 5d (1 reply)

They shrink to the size of a golf ball and you wear them on your belt… normally.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 8 pts · 5d

Golf ball size seems doable, for someone who's been practicing.

RogueBanana@piefed.zip · 26 pts · 5d

Did she stutter?

uncommoncorvid@piefed.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 5d

in the anime and manga they shrink to like a ping pong ball, and expand to the size of a softball

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 5d

OpenPassageways@programming.dev · 10 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I think they shrink down fairly small? Maybe she has them in a string of anal beads?

ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website · 5 pts · 5d

Say what you will, Team Rockets not going for those pokeballs

Prunebutt@slrpnk.net · 57 pts · 5d (2 replies)

There must be anal beads with pokeball motive.

FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 5d

Gotta prolapse em all

StealthLizardDrop@piefed.social · 11 pts · 5d

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 54 pts · 5d (3 replies)

She juggles them you sick fucks

flying_sheep@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 5d

How is that either “lady's” or a “secret”?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

She dresses like that lady from total recall except everyone thinks she got seven boobs

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 5d

why do you think they have chanseys and audinos, they make them hold it.

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 5d (2 replies)

I, uh, accidentally sat on one. Five times in a row.

muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 5d

“Yould be surprised how often that happens here”

InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 5d

If it keeps happening, attach a string between them for easier removal

Murse@slrpnk.net · 31 pts · 5d

That face says Nurse Joy is on call, and a patient just checked into the ER after she, uh, tripped.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 5d

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 5d

You are supposed to duct-tape your pokeballs down and around back.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Aren't you supposed to wear them around your neck Zenyata style?

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 7 pts · 5d

Prayer Beads

"I pray to the buddha of Asswhoopings"

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 5d

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 5d

Artist: Khyleri

Solrac@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 5d

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 5d

her hair of course.