3 second scare

288 points · 31 comments · view on lemmy.world

31 Comments

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 6d (14 replies)

Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?

Ghoelian@piefed.social · 32 pts · 5d (4 replies)

Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Does it do the down pitch when it goes flaccid?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 5d (1 reply)

That's more like a balloon deflating

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 5d

Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Lucky. I just get this

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 5d (4 replies)

I'm more of a THX noise type.

duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 5d

RustySharp@programming.dev · 12 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I shouldn't be laughing this hard at a joke this stupid...

Now imagining waking the whole neighbourhood up every morning (and sometimes in the dead middle of the night)

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 5d

It's all jokes until you hear the sound from your back yard.

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 5d

For both your dicks?

Sabata11792@ani.social · 10 pts · 5d (2 replies)

I got the good ol slide whistle.

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Hey! You stole that from my clown erotica!

Sabata11792@ani.social · 1 pts · 4d

Its legally distinct without a honk at the end.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5d

Mine sounds like velcro ripping

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 32 pts · 5d (1 reply)

I've read that deaf people are frequently horrified to learn that farts make a noise

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 5d

Deaf people, don't believe these lies.
Yes, farts smell. But they don't make any real noise. Just keep on ripping them out!!

Ethalis@jlai.lu · 26 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Oh right, they don't even know what's the inspiration for Mario's jumping sound

Axiochus@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 6d

Which they can't hear, so the reference would be lost

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 5d (3 replies)

Mine sounds as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Is that not normal?

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 5d (1 reply)

We talked about this. Don't jack off on live television

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Was that on or onto? You know what, it's not going to come up

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d

That's a funny way of saying you masterbate...

ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d

I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 5d

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

schnokobaer@feddit.org · 6 pts · 6d

Sproinnggg

ToastedRavioli@midwest.social · 4 pts · 5d

(Phallic Noises)

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 4d

I watch with those subtitles, because sometimes I miss the sound cues.

"[soft thump behind the door]"

There was?

Also, I like the song lyrics because I don't usually pay much attention to them in a movie, but they're often somewhat relevant.

BenLeMan@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

Giggity!

yopyop@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 5d

Of course it does ! With Nugenix ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhEEo5S9fg

JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 4d

I'm not deaf. What?