Seems like you’d want to chop it up into smaller pieces where you took it down. Transporting it like this is much more likely to get the attention of the cops. Granted maybe you risk others scavenging it while you are transporting the smaller portions. But it’s probably better than the cops taking the whole thing.
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orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 42 pts · 1d
This Door Dash shit is getting out of control.
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1d
He's going all-in on the bicycle jousting competition.
crank0271@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1d
If the mass is high enough, speed is irrelevant
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 1d
Wait. You can get high at Mass?!? Why doesn't the incense work on me?
Forget speed at Mass - it drags on enough as it is.
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1d
Telephone pole on his bike? That would crush any bike.... oh, aluminum light pole. That makes more sense, kinda....
Edit: danm it, had me second guessing
micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1d
I dont think it's a light pole, looks quite heavy to me.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1d
Engineers now call it a lamp standard to end this stupid joke.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
What about a lamp custom?
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
Still seems like it should weigh a lot though...
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1d
He's just a Stick Enthusiast!
https://sh.itjust.works/c/stick
litchralee@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
TIL. Thanks!
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 1d
Tallest Flock camera yet
micgerne@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1d
modern day jousting tournament
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 1d
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d
Catch me not fucking there
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1d
Cop: "I'm not even mad, that's impressive. Carry on."
tuckerm@feddit.online · 11 pts · 1d
biggest goddamn flock camera i'd ever seen but i got that sumunabitch
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 1d
Paranormal cracktivities
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 1d
Probably stressed out and trying to sell it for $20 because his dealer wouldn't make the trade for rock
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1d
But it's just a standard medieval lance.
Only difference is that they used good horses back then. Because less drag.
lntl@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 1d
He might get 50¢/lb for it
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d
Seems like you’d want to chop it up into smaller pieces where you took it down. Transporting it like this is much more likely to get the attention of the cops. Granted maybe you risk others scavenging it while you are transporting the smaller portions. But it’s probably better than the cops taking the whole thing.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
Dude is probably just trying to eat. Either option gets results
666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
No, you can't eat a pole like that
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1d
U rite
disorderly@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d
If it was someone from this community he wouldn't be pushing the bike, he'd be riding it.
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1d
My guess is it's a sailboat mast
sudo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d
Legitimate salvage
DupaCycki@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
Strongest carbrain: needs a 5000lbs monster to haul a bag of groceries.
Weakest cyclist:
litchralee@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1d
I don't have the cajones to do that. Best I can muster was the time I found a 20 ft section of Unistrut abandoned in a bike lane. So I took it home.
Always carry straps and bungee cords.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1d
He will meet you on the lists.
kibblebits@quokk.au · 4 pts · 1d
So much for stealing everything that isn’t bolted down. Apparently they take poles in the USA. I’m guessing for scrap? Good for him.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
Steal everything that ain't bolted down and somethings that are
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
Hey, what've you got against Poland?
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Get out.
CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1d
Well, now I wish it was me.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 17h
There is always someone with a bigger pole than you out there.
fraksken@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 20h
Jousting on a new level 😊